Recent Comments by StarFucker

Dock Ellis & the LSD No No

That was far out, man... Seriously, that was great!

posted by StarFucker at 06:28 AM on November 14

German MNT keeper Enke in apparent suicide

What the hell??? Cause of his daughter? The article doesn't explain much...

Hey drood...get a fucking grip on yourself.

posted by StarFucker at 02:15 AM on November 11

Jenson Button is the 2009 Formula One champion

Why does everyone hate Kubica?! He comes in second and its as if 2nd doesn't matter now...

posted by StarFucker at 03:55 AM on October 20

Hull City Comes Out Against Diving

Clever post...glad Hull won.

posted by StarFucker at 02:36 AM on October 05

The Profound Stupidity of Football

I can't watch any American sports, precisely because of the commercials as mentioned above...its ridiculous to the point of being unwatchable. Perhaps if i could see a 60 minute football game in under 2-2.5 hours i might get interested again. But its just too damn much!! A 60 minute game that takes over 3 sometimes 4 hours?! Give me a flippin' break!!

Same with baseball...pitching changes, batters calling timeout, warmups every half inning. Basketbal, same shit...each team has HOW many timeouts?!

As far as that article about the book? That piece made me want to stay far away from it...

posted by StarFucker at 02:33 AM on October 05

Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

The fact that passing gas made the news, blog, whatever...is a clear indication that the gas that is passed in these meeting is indeed offensive. Thats just gross...

posted by StarFucker at 12:58 AM on September 26

Shawon Dunston: Cubs Owe Me an Education

I call idiocy...

posted by StarFucker at 02:44 AM on September 25

Famous Spanish Matador Knocked Out by Bull

Kubica's crash always freaks me out, all the more that he walked away from it...

posted by StarFucker at 03:14 AM on August 21

Burnley Shocks Manchester United 1-0

Looked to me like the goaltender for United was out of position on the Burnley goal...

posted by StarFucker at 03:04 AM on August 21

Nemanja Vidic move to Barca looks possible.

Ricardo...

Well, thats what i mean...he knocks people around. Thats about all i see.

Owlhouse...

I never rated Rio that much either.

posted by StarFucker at 06:29 AM on August 19

Nemanja Vidic move to Barca looks possible.

So, i don't know...is there anything really special about this dude? I mean, he looks strong physically. But i don't see any other real reason why he is highly regarded...

posted by StarFucker at 11:52 PM on August 18

Eagles Sign Michael Vick to Two-Year Deal

Wait, wait... If i understand Alfalfa's posts, he is saying that i'm a coward because i ate a burger without looking in the cow's eyes, but Vick is stand up guy for killing dogs for fun because he "looked at his victim in the eye"...did i get that right?

posted by StarFucker at 05:13 AM on August 16

ESPN2 Will Air Premiership Opener, Saturday Matches

Wait, so the game WAS on ESPN2? How come i missed it? It wasn't on the schedule that i saw...

posted by StarFucker at 04:51 AM on August 16

Photos from the American Section at Azteca Stadium

Nice...

posted by StarFucker at 04:50 AM on August 16

Eagles Sign Michael Vick to Two-Year Deal

This guy should not be playing professional football... This guy should not be getting paid more than minimum wage... This guy should be working at Taco Bell...

Or...fair is fair. How about we electrocute, beat and/or drown him if he doesn't win the game?

posted by StarFucker at 03:36 AM on August 15

Landon Donovan Has H1N1 Swine Flu

I think he's a real good player...

posted by StarFucker at 03:11 AM on August 15

ESPN2 Will Air Premiership Opener, Saturday Matches

Premier League games in HD!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by StarFucker at 01:13 AM on August 15

Jozy Altidore heading to Hull City

Thanks guys...yeah, its been a while.

I'm thinking Hull City IS a good place for him to start, i guess...How old is he anyway?

But after seeing him play a few times i would think some better teams would have been after him. In any case, i'm looking forward to seeing him play, which he will as billsaysthis says...he should get alot of playing time.

posted by StarFucker at 06:04 PM on August 07

Aquilani Leaves Roma to Replace Alonso at Liverpool....

Yeah, i never really cared for Toure even in his "prime". He was always just an okay defender for me...and i can't STAND looking at his freaky ears.

posted by StarFucker at 05:57 PM on August 07

Jozy Altidore heading to Hull City

I think he's better than this...HULL CITY?!

posted by StarFucker at 04:01 AM on August 07

Aquilani Leaves Roma to Replace Alonso at Liverpool....

Interesting transfers this summer. Is it just me or is Manchester City unable to make a good buy?! I mean, with all that money they sign Toure but let go of Elano?!

posted by StarFucker at 04:00 AM on August 07

Transfer Deal Reached to Send Peter Crouch to Tottenham

Crouch is such an oddball...

posted by StarFucker at 08:46 PM on July 31

Obama is a soccer fan.

I wonder if he is a real football fan... Wouldn't that be great if he was? For instance, if he said so in an interview or press conference...

posted by StarFucker at 03:15 AM on November 19

Jewell in the rough.

You said "drilled"...

posted by StarFucker at 12:58 PM on December 01

Martin Jol sacked by Tottenham! Sevilla's Juande Ramos to take over.

Doesn't seem to me...at least, that this has anything to do with Jol's managing ability. The players don't seem to get along. I mean, come on! Keane is amazing...Berbatov?! Unreal, the talent on the team is great, but they all seem to be waiting for something...like a big contract at another club.

posted by StarFucker at 08:32 PM on October 26

Chelsea is a Mickey Mouse company.

Thats cool... Wish it wasn't Chelsea though... My god, the hatred I have for this club...

posted by StarFucker at 03:20 PM on July 19

OMG!

I'm losing my mind...

posted by StarFucker at 09:54 AM on June 09

U.S. winger DaMarcus Beasley sits down for a chat.

Great interview... I like the guy... Minus points for saying he didn't understand why they didn't like Americans...

posted by StarFucker at 09:50 PM on April 30

'I retire after World Cup - and that's final' - Zidane

Best name, EVER...

posted by StarFucker at 09:11 PM on April 25

What a load of old balls

My god...i just can't get enough about this sport.

posted by StarFucker at 01:26 PM on April 11

Houston, we have a soccer team!

Thats nice for Houston...but what about San Jose?

posted by StarFucker at 09:51 PM on April 03

World Cup Blog

Although, it appears all the links are not working...

posted by StarFucker at 12:39 AM on April 03

World Cup Blog

I love it, thanks Holmes!

posted by StarFucker at 12:37 AM on April 03

Getting excited about the World Cup yet?

Isn't that the site that worldcup2002 is working for? By the way, I am buying a 5000 dollar television for this event...

posted by StarFucker at 08:25 AM on March 30

ND safety Zbikowski to make pro boxing debut

So... Is he any good?

posted by StarFucker at 08:24 AM on March 30

Soccer Commercials

Nice, bill...

posted by StarFucker at 08:16 AM on March 28

Japan wins World Baseball Classic

Oh let me add... I won't bother watching if the Championship is a seven game series... A one game Championship game...thats all that is needed.

posted by StarFucker at 10:09 AM on March 21

Japan wins World Baseball Classic

You know, i really hate baseball...but if this was an bi-annual event or every 4 years like the World Cup and there actually was a 180-200 country participation in it, I would be all over it...watching, maybe even going to see a game if it was feasible...

posted by StarFucker at 08:08 AM on March 21

Shit hits fan.

How did they know it was human excrement? Did someone take it to a lab?

posted by StarFucker at 12:38 PM on March 20

Shit hits fan.

Shit happens...

posted by StarFucker at 12:37 PM on March 20

Got Joga?

Cool?

posted by StarFucker at 01:42 PM on March 18

An Englishman's view of an American sports icon.

The US has a problem with sex...

posted by StarFucker at 09:58 PM on March 15

Footballheroes.org

Well then, we'll have to delete my comments related to the deleted ones...then any other comments in the thread, then the thread and then all of Sportsfilter... Then the internet... Then...people will start marrying goats...

posted by StarFucker at 08:35 AM on March 15

Footballheroes.org

Oh i know owlhouse, it was kind of rhetorical... And he got deleted! HA! What a chump...

posted by StarFucker at 11:02 PM on March 14

Footballheroes.org

Who's the moron?

posted by StarFucker at 03:52 PM on March 14

Footballheroes.org

Eh...

posted by StarFucker at 11:13 AM on March 14

Liverpool get the Portuguese sausage.

I told you guys... I told you last year when Benitez won the CL with only 2 of his own signings... How many of his signings were out there today? HA! Benitez fucking blows and they aren't getting any trophies this year...

posted by StarFucker at 10:59 PM on March 09

Top 50 TV Football Moments

Can we have a video link of all these? :)

posted by StarFucker at 01:14 PM on March 05

Hosts Germany set for early World Cup exit?

Maybe if Germany played some exciting brand of football i would care whether or not they do well... YAWN...

posted by StarFucker at 10:37 AM on March 03

Chelsea kicked in the Ballacks.

Frank Lampard should head over to the schoolgrounds... Fucking over rated kickballer...

posted by StarFucker at 03:26 PM on February 28

How to follow soccer in Europe.

That won't help any newcomer...

posted by StarFucker at 12:38 PM on February 28

1836 Has Been 86'ed

Not the best anyway... Why not Houston 2006...its just as good.

posted by StarFucker at 09:50 PM on February 15

Mithered Mido:

He's got problems...

posted by StarFucker at 09:37 AM on February 08

Cheeky Charlie

That is fooking hilarious...

posted by StarFucker at 09:28 PM on February 07

January transfer window closes with few surprises.

That was why i brought Bently up...

posted by StarFucker at 11:05 AM on February 02

January transfer window closes with few surprises.

Bentley to Blackburn?!

posted by StarFucker at 08:30 AM on February 02

Who's The Bastard In The Black?

Wait, you're saying he's wrong?!

posted by StarFucker at 12:10 PM on February 01

Robbie Fowler coming home to Liverpool

Morientes isn't any better than Crouch from what i've seen... They both suck...

posted by StarFucker at 09:16 AM on January 30

Chelsea make record £140m losses

I hope Chelsea dies a miserable death...

posted by StarFucker at 09:15 AM on January 30

The qualifying draw for Euro 2008

Poland and Spain in the finals...

posted by StarFucker at 09:25 AM on January 27