Recent Locker Room Comments by StarFucker

World Cup Talk

JButton... I just threw up violently after reading your post...thanks alot.

posted by StarFucker at 04:42 PM on June 21

If you haven't already, and you like soccer, you should see this.

That looks....AWESOME!!

posted by StarFucker at 11:10 PM on July 31

Can we get on with it, please???

Okay, what the hell is going on with Sportsfilter?! For the past month it takes up to a minute or more to get the page open. Today, i couldn't get on from 10am or so till now. And it fucking sucks! Why does it keep timing out?!

posted by StarFucker at 04:39 PM on May 20

Can we get on with it, please???

Poopfilter... I think the dancing banana should be Sportsfilter's Logo.

posted by StarFucker at 02:28 PM on May 19

Can we get on with it, please???

grum, that is wrong and you know it...

posted by StarFucker at 12:44 AM on May 18

Can we get on with it, please???

You seem pretty normal so far, daddisam... But don't say anything bad about jews or lil_bat will suggest we crucify you!

posted by StarFucker at 10:56 PM on May 17

Can we get on with it, please???

I'm all for banning idiots that talk in all caps or say GO RED SOX over and over... Or even personal attacks... But lil_bat is suggesting we start censoring...which is fucking ridiculous.

posted by StarFucker at 10:22 PM on May 17

Can we get on with it, please???

You people are too fast to ban others... He is hardly calling out for a banning. Can we get on with it and ease off?

posted by StarFucker at 07:39 PM on May 17

flickr anyone?

I don't get it...

posted by StarFucker at 09:11 PM on May 02

Let's Examine Our Members

Wow, mattsapp is a serious asshole...

posted by StarFucker at 02:32 PM on April 21

Let's Examine Our Members

I know i said it in jest, but i really think the interview is a good idea...maybe alot of work, but how many new members do we get everyday? Plus, it would make prospective members feel special with all the attention they would get...

posted by StarFucker at 12:43 PM on April 21

Let's Examine Our Members

I'll be Chairman...

posted by StarFucker at 10:39 AM on April 21

Let's Examine Our Members

I think worldcup should interview all prospective Sportsfilter members...and then we all vote at the end of the thread... Who's with me?!?

posted by StarFucker at 09:13 AM on April 21

Don't Be Frontin' Us

There's a SexFi now?!

posted by StarFucker at 11:31 PM on April 18

Don't Be Frontin' Us

My mother doesn't know how to bookmark... She uses favorites...

posted by StarFucker at 04:11 PM on April 12

Euro 2004

Great pics dude... But yes, quite late.

posted by StarFucker at 08:26 PM on February 21

This is the lockerroom thread where one might say something like "has it really been ten days since the last new lockerroom thread?"

Spammer...

posted by StarFucker at 04:57 PM on February 19

Please remove eighteen minutes from the game clock.

How about right clicking on my ASS!?

posted by StarFucker at 06:04 PM on February 11

Please remove eighteen minutes from the game clock.

Say, can we get the FPP links to open in a new window?

posted by StarFucker at 07:52 PM on February 10

Editing Posts

I never make mistakes...

posted by StarFucker at 09:48 AM on January 26

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #26*** 86:

HA!

posted by StarFucker at 03:20 PM on January 14

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #26*** 86:

I don't know...this thread seemed to be dragging compared to other interview threads, just didn't want anyone to forget about it. I looked for a GIS for "long interview" and after not finding anything good on a few pages, that pic came up. Plus its one of my favorite movies.

posted by StarFucker at 05:32 PM on January 11

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #26*** 86:

posted by StarFucker at 01:27 AM on January 11

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

It snot...

posted by StarFucker at 08:46 PM on January 07

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

If only i was good at Photoshop i'd create one...

posted by StarFucker at 06:26 PM on January 07

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

posted by StarFucker at 05:19 PM on January 07

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

Anyone wanna have a "who made the stupidest comments?" thread right here and quote them? Can we get voting?

posted by StarFucker at 04:20 PM on January 07

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

I've made dumber comments...

posted by StarFucker at 04:16 PM on January 07

SportsFilter is unavailable...

So does that mean it would just be down for a second and if i tried again it would be okay? Or that it would be down for a half hour up to 8 hours like it is for me sometimes? It happened again at 1pm...couldn't get on till now. Error Occurred While Processing Request Error Diagnostic Information ODBC Error Code = 08001 (Unable to connect to data source) [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][DBNETLIB]SQL Server does not exist or access denied. SQL = "SELECT user_ID, user_name, last_visit FROM dbo.users WHERE users.user_id = 256" Data Source = "SPORTSFILTER" The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFQUERY), occupying document position (15:2) to (15:49) in the template file D:Inetpubwwwrootsportsfiltersportsfilter.comwwwrootindex.cfm. Date/Time: 12/20/04 12:52:11 Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322) Remote Address: 67.94.127.3

posted by StarFucker at 03:24 PM on December 20

SportsFilter is unavailable...

Sorry, i don't know shit about what i posted, i just thought it would help.

posted by StarFucker at 03:08 PM on December 16

SportsFilter is unavailable...

Hello?

posted by StarFucker at 12:18 PM on December 14

SportsFilter is unavailable...

Well it happened...while i was at home this morning. Now i am at work and it seems fine, but this is what i get when its down. Error Occurred While Processing Request Error Diagnostic Information Request timed out The time taken to process your request has exceeded the allowable limit of 60 seconds. Please notify the server administrator (using the mail link below) that this error has occurred. Note: You can override the request time limit by adding a 'RequestTimeout' parameter to the URL used to request the page (e.g. page.cfm?RequestTimeout=500). SQL = "SELECT users.user_name, L.link_ID, L.link_url, L.link_urldescription, DATEname(weekday, L.link_date) AS link_day, L.link_date, L.user_ID, L.hide, L.link_description, L.category_ID, (SELECT COUNT(C.comment_ID) AS totComments FROM comment AS C WHERE C.Link_ID = L.Link_ID AND C.hide = 0) AS totComments, categories.category_ID, categories.category_name , (SELECT COUNT(*) AS totNewComments FROM comment AS C2 WHERE C2.Link_ID = L.Link_ID AND C2.hide = 0 AND C2.Comment_date > {ts '2004-12-13 13:59:36'}) AS totNewComments , (SELECT TOP 1 comment_id AS firstNewComment FROM comment AS C WHERE C.Link_ID = L.Link_ID AND C.Comment_date > {ts '2004-12-13 13:59:36'} ORDER BY C.Comment_date ASC) AS firstNewComment FROM link AS L, users, categories WHERE L.link_date > {ts '2004-11-30 07:21:45'} AND users.user_ID = L.user_ID AND L.category_ID = categories.category_ID AND L.hide = 0 ORDER BY L.link_date DESC" Data Source = "SPORTSFILTER" The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFQUERY), occupying document position (70:1) to (70:49) in the template file D:Inetpubwwwrootsportsfiltersportsfilter.comwwwrootindex.cfm. Date/Time: 12/14/04 07:25:01 Browser: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322) Remote Address: 67.176.184.47

posted by StarFucker at 09:01 AM on December 14

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

I do...

posted by StarFucker at 04:20 PM on December 10

SportsFilter is unavailable...

Of course, now that i wrote this up i haven't had the problem since...

posted by StarFucker at 04:55 PM on December 09

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

Wham is such a gay band name...

posted by StarFucker at 11:06 AM on December 09

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

Its a question?

posted by StarFucker at 09:07 AM on December 09

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

Wait a minute, so some guy stole my idea already?!

posted by StarFucker at 07:27 PM on December 08

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

How did you see the Lyon game?!

posted by StarFucker at 07:18 PM on December 08

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

I just thought of something hilarious... I know this is an interview thread, but gspm is a football fan so... What if a player put on two team jerseys, one on top of the other, and then when he scored he ripped off the top one and waved it around while the other shirt stayed on? Would he get carded you think? I think that would be a riot! I mean, what would the ref do?!

posted by StarFucker at 06:56 PM on December 08

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

Gerrard

posted by StarFucker at 06:38 PM on December 08

SportsFilter is unavailable...

Very funny...

posted by StarFucker at 10:02 AM on December 08

New Members

Lebowski sucked...

posted by StarFucker at 07:29 PM on December 07

SportsFilter is unavailable...

But how? When the website comes back up...silly.

posted by StarFucker at 05:14 PM on December 07

SportsFilter is unavailable...

Its not just at home either so its not computer specific. The last couple of days i found that the site is accessible only 50% of the time. I'm using 3 different computers at 3 different locations. As soon as it happens again i'll post one of the messages i get.

posted by StarFucker at 03:23 PM on December 07

New Members

I think i'm going to cry...

posted by StarFucker at 02:11 AM on December 06

New Members

I hate Postroad...

posted by StarFucker at 04:45 PM on December 05

New Members

I agree, there should be more women with bare breasts...

posted by StarFucker at 03:35 AM on December 05

Ask SpoFi

I concur with squealy...Arsenal vs Man U and Liverpool vs Man U seem to be the best. Also, Man U vs Man C is usually alway entertaining. Liverpool vs Everton...

posted by StarFucker at 09:00 AM on November 09

Where's the premierleague.com SpoFi Fantasy update?

This Manu-Arsenal rivalry is getting pretty cool. Can't wait for the next game.

posted by StarFucker at 02:10 PM on October 25

Where's the premierleague.com SpoFi Fantasy update?

I finally had a good week...

posted by StarFucker at 11:14 PM on October 24

slight link breakage

I got one for you all...why does Sportsfilter seem to be down at least once a day?

posted by StarFucker at 10:10 AM on October 19

We don't have permalinks to individual comments anymore?

What the hell is this speech balloon and what it is for?

posted by StarFucker at 03:35 PM on October 15

AskSpoFi: Why are Guyana and Surinam in CONCACAF?

Good question, why is israel in UEFA, and Lebanon and Jordan who are right next door in freakin' AFC?! HUH?! HUH?!

posted by StarFucker at 12:54 PM on October 14

Spoilsport

Its gonna suck during the World Cup in 2006. I like coming here and talking about the games while at work. So i'm just going to have to avoid Sportsfilter altogether during that time.

posted by StarFucker at 11:10 AM on October 13

Calling Salmacis!

TABLE tennis DOUBLES?! Do they have Air Hockey doubles too?!

posted by StarFucker at 04:38 PM on October 06

What's your FIFA World Cup site wishlist?

Wow...i don't know. Its pretty cool so far. I only spent about 2 minutes but it looks great. I suppose once i start poking around i might not see something i would like to see.

posted by StarFucker at 03:06 PM on September 24

User page CF error

Yeah, i get the same problem...

posted by StarFucker at 12:47 AM on August 16

Olympics posting policy?

I totally agree...

posted by StarFucker at 09:17 PM on August 14

Help msacheson & aacheson settle a dispute!

Soccer Boxing Cycling Swimming Hockey Basketball Football Volleyball

posted by StarFucker at 04:47 PM on July 26

Euro 2004

Danish or Czech? I'm not sure...

posted by StarFucker at 07:00 PM on June 29