Recent Comments by Ufez Jones

Charles Barkley: Rick Carlisle should bench Rajon Rondo permanently.

Or maybe he's misplaced his spine.

Maybe he can befriend Lamar Odom out in Hollywoodland. They seem like they have some common qualities.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:55 PM on April 22

Charles Barkley: Rick Carlisle should bench Rajon Rondo permanently.

ESPN's Marc Stein: Mavs are ruling out Rajon Rondo indefinitely after back injury he sustained in Game 2.

So I guess Dallas will be going without his services.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:05 PM on April 22

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If by some miracle The 700 Club were ever cancelled, I'd have a hell of a time annoying my wife on weekend nights.

My meager kingdom to have Hee-Haw available on Netflix.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:01 PM on April 17

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I've seen a handful of similar articles, but this one has a nice graphic representation: What The MLB Would Look Like If Players Played For Their Home States

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:26 PM on April 17

NBA Playoff Pick 'Em

(Highest scoring avg is independent of your choices for leading conference scorer. Just pick where you think the number will land. If you're within .5 over or under, then Cha-ching! you've hit the Mavs Moneyball.)

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:33 PM on April 16

NBA Playoff Pick 'Em

My picks:

Hawks in a sweep
Cavs in 5
Bulls in 6
Wizards in 6

GSW in 5
Mavs in 6
Spurs in 6
Memphis in 7

East Leading Scorer: LBJ
West Leading Scorer: Steph Curry
Ejected Player: Mat Fucking Barnes
Moneyball: 32.7 PPG

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:58 AM on April 16

NBA Playoff Pick 'Em

You have the chance to earn three points for each series. One for picking the series winner, one for picking the correct number of games in the series, and a bonus point for getting both correct.

Eastern Conference:
(1) Atlanta Hawks vs (8) Brooklyn Nets
(2) Cleveland Cavaliers vs (7) Boston Celtics
(3) Chicago Bulls vs (6) Milwaukee Bucks
(4) Toronto Raptors vs (5) Washington Wizards

Western Conference:
(1) Golden State Warriors vs (8) New Orleans Pelicans
(2) Houston Rockets vs (7) Dallas Mavericks
(3) Los Angeles Clippers vs (6) San Antonio Spurs
(4) Portland Trailblazers vs (5) Memphis Grizzlies

Bonus Points! Bonus Points!
One bonus point for picking the Eastern Conference player with the highest scoring average during the first round (to one decimal point)
One bonus point for picking the Western Conference player with the highest scoring average during the first round (to one decimal point)
Two bonus points for naming a player or coach that gets ejected during the first round (straight ejection or two technical fouls - does not include players that foul out via personal fouls)
Three-point Moneyball: To the first decimal place, what will the highest overall scoring average in the first round be? Come within +/- 0.5 points and you'll land this bonus.

Max points in the first round: 31

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:46 AM on April 16

NHL Playoff Pick 'Em Starts Now

Habs in 6
Caps in 7
Preds in 7
Canucks in 6
Rangers in 4
Lightning in 6
Blues in 6
Jets in 6

Goal scorer: Stamkos (TB)

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:18 PM on April 15

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Fans: don't be like this guy.

1) Doesn't do anything to help Shane Victorino but waves his arms anyhow

2) Arm-waving leads to knocking phone out of woman's hands, breaking it on the field

3) And then manages to land the rare solo triple-play of Nope.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:04 AM on April 15

NHL Playoff Pick 'Em Starts Now

Do you want me to just run the NBA one, rcade? The pairings aren't final yet, but I should be able to have something up by tomorrow evening. First game is Saturday afternoon.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:19 AM on April 15

Who are the "Franchise Four"?

I get the point, but who in the hell wants to claim Ruben Sierra as their franchise's star?

Hey, this is only the Rangers' 43rd year and they didn't win their first playoff series until 2010.

Which makes it easier, I suppose, to pick their Franchise Four. Pudge, Nolan and Michael Young have to be shoo-ins. If Raffy hadn't completely blown his rep he'd probably be an easy 4th. Instead I assume it'll come down to Beltre v. Juan-Gone.

But good lord, I'd rather have Rusty Greer than Hamilton.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:10 AM on April 09

Who are the "Franchise Four"?

Oh my god. They have Josh Hamilton as an option for the Rangers but not Fergie Jenkins or Ruben Sierra or Jim Sundberg (who won 6 consecutive Gold Gloves as a Catcher for the team).

Josh Hamilton.

This is fucky.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:04 AM on April 09

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All I can say for sure is that it's made the TrueHoop pretty much unreadable and I'm therefore about 99.5% done with ESPN as an entity entirely (not counting Grantland).

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:02 PM on April 02

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I'm guessing the bails, although I've never seen lit ones either.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:48 AM on March 24

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And then claim he's a "huge fan" of her and not sexist.

What an ass.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:57 AM on March 23

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HOF Linebacker/Center for the Eagles, the legendary Chuck Bednarik, has passed away at the age of 89.

I never saw him play, but he is the subject of my all-time favorite picture of an athlete.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:49 AM on March 21

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Dontrelle Willis officially retiring at the age of 33.

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:20 PM on March 13

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Yeah, bill, that really doesn't make much sense. It's not like weather is going to be an issue and the PDX/SEA soccer folks have more than proved themselves worthy for international level matches.

holden: given that StL didn't get any game, I briefly considered popping over to KC or CHI, but then I remembered all of my Summer travel money and time are already claimed. Damn my good friends for having a wedding in San Diego.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:08 PM on March 12

The NFL free-agency period begins with a slew of major moves

I don't understand the Murray signing in light of the Mathews signing -- seems like a lot of money to be tied up in a position that probably does not warrant it and this coming on the heels of everyone assuming that Kelly understood the fungible nature of running backs when he traded McCoy.

And they upgraded the QB salary something fierce in swapping Foles for Bradford. I guess maybe they're going to dangle Sam out there to get up in the draft, but I can't imagine they're going to get more for him than they would have for Foles. Even if they wind up getting Mariota, I don't understand exactly what they're doing to get there.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:06 PM on March 12

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This year's CONCACAF Gold Cup groupings and schedule have been released.
Group A features the US, Panama, Haiti and either Honduras or French Guiana.
Group B has Costa Rica, El Salvador, Canada & Jamaica.
Group C is Mexico, Guatemala, T&T and Cuba.

The tournament kicks off Tuesday, July 7 with a doubleheader in Frisco, TX.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:31 PM on March 12

The NFL free-agency period begins with a slew of major moves

Revis Island rejoins the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:33 PM on March 10

The NFL free-agency period begins with a slew of major moves

I'm sure I've missed some things here too. Feel free to add to the list.

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:51 PM on March 10

The NFL free-agency period begins with a slew of major moves

- The Chiefs, who didn't have a single TD reception by a wide receiver last season are set to sign Jeremy Maclin
- The Lions acquire Haloti Ngata to replace Ndamukong Suh
- Buffalo lands LeSean McCoy
- Indy is expected to sign Frank Gore and (reportedly) Andre Johnson
- Arizona is reportedly signing LaMarr Woodley and Mike Iupati
- and the 49ers, new head coach in tow, seem to be reeling after losing a giant chunk of their team.

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:50 PM on March 10

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A brief but interesting look at state income taxes for players as they enter free agency, using the NFL:

Including preseason, a Jaguars player's income is subject to state income taxes at most 16 days out of the roughly 180 days that make up an NFL season, including training camp, OTAs, etc. That's only 8.89% of each player's income that could possibly be taxed by a state. Assuming the average road tax rate is 6%, the most a Jaguars player who lives in Florida can expect to pay in state taxes amounts to 0.53% of his income. That results in only $5,333 of state tax per million dollars of income or $53,333 on $10 million.

The Raiders are in California, where tax rates are as high as 13.3%, the highest in the land. One of its AFC West opponents is in California, meaning at least eleven of its games each year, including preseason, are in California. Accounting for training camp, Raiders players are subject to California's high taxes on at least 93.3% of their income. A Raiders player making $10 million will pay California of at least $1.215 million in state taxes in addition to taxes while on the road, without regard to tax deductions.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:00 AM on March 10

Yu Darvish May Need Tommy John Surgery

Ugh. Between this and Profar, this is starting to feel way too deja vu-y to last season and spring training has barely started. Sucks for a lot of people, but you have to wonder how this'll impact Jeff Banister's tenure as manager (through no fault of his own). I guess they'll be sellers this year. Again.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:00 PM on March 07

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Police in the Atlanta area are looking for a stolen vehicle. Specifically, Travis Kvapil's #44 Sprint Cup racer.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:06 PM on February 27

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Earl Lloyd, who became the first African-American to play in an NBA game on the night of Halloween, 1950, passed away yesterday at the age of 86.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:00 AM on February 27

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Former Blazer, Sonic and Spur Jerome Kersey passed away last night at the age of 52 of an apparent blood clot that traveled to his lung causing a pulmonary thromboembolism.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:08 PM on February 19

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Police in Paris and Scotland Yard launch investigation on Chelsea supporters that were videotaped in the Paris Metro pushing a black man off of a crowded train and chanting "We're racist! We're racist! And that's the way we like it!".

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:56 AM on February 18

NFL Pick 'Em Contest, Final Scoreboard

Um, I don't think I've participated in the NHL ones, so...maybe?

I was just picturing picking each series and some bonus points on a per-round basis. Highest PPG in X round, most fouls in X round, etc. I could probably get pretty creative with it.

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:40 PM on February 13

NFL Pick 'Em Contest, Final Scoreboard

rcade: are you planning on doing an NBA playoffs version? If you want help (or just someone else to run it), I'd be happy to volunteer. It's should be a great post-season this year, especially in the West.

posted by Ufez Jones at 07:22 PM on February 12

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Slow day at work? Challenge your colleagues to this awesome new online golf game.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:53 PM on February 12

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Member since: January 12, 2004

I mean, you could at least spend some time here first, get to know the norms and all that before you start spamming all over the place.

(No but seriously, if you'd do me a favor and throw the link into your profile so I'd remember to check it out from time to time, I'd appreciate it)

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:57 AM on February 12

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I loved those UNLV teams as a kid, mainly as a counterpoint to Laettner's Duke.

Yup. God I hated those Duke teams. They'd almost certainly never admit it, but Tark's Rebels set the path for Michigan's Fab Five.

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:46 PM on February 11

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Bleak few days for great NCAA basketball coaches as Jerry Tarkanian passes away too.

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:56 PM on February 11

Semi-regular update: Julio Franco is still playing baseball.

Yeah, but they were teammates for several years and the time before that was chalked up to no inter-league play.

I've always loved Julio. I hope he keeps on keeping on for as long as he can.

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:05 PM on February 09

I got a big charge out of seeing Ted Williams hit. Once in a while they let me try to field some of them, which sort of dimmed my enthusiasm.

Admittedly, if I had heard of Bridges before reading this, I'd completely forgotten about him, but this is a very entertaining read for anyone looking to scratch their baseball itch.

Further reading for those that want more: here's the Sports Illustrated piece on Bridges from 1964.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:52 AM on February 04

Hey, NFL, Let Anyone Commentate the Next Super Bowl

I know this probably comes off as crankypants old-person talk, but I've always wanted the ability to just turn the announcers off but still hear the crowd and on-field sound. The only sport I really enjoy the play-by-play in is Hockey.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:19 AM on February 04

NFL Playoff Pick 'Em Contest, Super Bowl 0x31 Round

NE by 10
Passing Yards: Brady
Rushing Yards: Blount
Receiving Yards: Gronk
First TD: Blount
Sack: Ninkovich
INT: Sherman
Total Score: 42 (life, the universe & everything)
Q1: 10
Half: 23
Q3: 33

posted by Ufez Jones at 03:48 PM on January 31

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I'm loving the Boogie Cousins/Clay Travis back-and-forth.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:04 PM on January 30

AHL announces new Pacific Division

There was a lot of talk around the state about the Thunder-effect on the minor league teams in the OKC area, so I'm not surprised at all to see the Barons moving elsewhere. I guess the effect on the AAA ballclub* hasn't been as strong since they just signed a new affiliation agreement with the Dodgers.

(*including a team name change from Redbirds to Dodgers starting this upcoming season. The AA team in Tulsa also signed an agreement with LA but will remain the Drillers)

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:24 AM on January 30

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Last night was Manute Bol Bobblehead night at Oracle Arena, home of the Golden State Warriors. In addition to the 10,000 10" Bol Bobbles (notably taller than average bobbleheads), they had a life-sized 7'7" version made for fans to pose with.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:21 PM on January 28

Don't hit me in the mouth, I gotta play tonight

If you've read any of Miles's biographies (or auto-bios), it may not provide much fresh information, as they pull a lot from those, but it's a fun article with some fantastic pics. I bet you'll dig it, fatty.

And thanks for the comment, beaverboard. My knowledge of boxing history is severely lacking (it wasn't a thing in my family when I was growing up and then by the time I graduated college, it was all downhill). At some point in time I'd like to study the old stuff as I think there's a lot of great stuff there, especially outside of the super mainstream cultural zeitgeist.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:05 PM on January 23

NFL Playoff Pick 'Em Contest, Conference Championship Round

Seattle by 14
New England by 6
Most Points: NE
Passing: Brady
Rushing: Daniel Herron
Receiving: Edelman

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:59 PM on January 17

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A look back at the Bullets' live dog mascots Alex, Tiny B-B and Tiny Too.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:24 PM on January 13

NFL Playoff Pick 'Em Contest, Divisional Round

NE by 3
Seattle by 24
Dallas by 6
Denver by 6

Most Points: NE

Rushing: CJ Anderson

Sack: Elvis Dumervil

GB Temp: 16

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:53 AM on January 10

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Roy Tarpley has passed away at the age of 50.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:31 PM on January 09

Canada defeats Russia 5-4 to claim first world junior hockey gold since 2009

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:03 PM on January 06

NFL Playoff Pick 'Em Contest, Wild Card Round

Pittsburgh by 3

Dallas by 7 (although I wouldn't be surprised if Stafford has a big homecoming game and the Cowboys collapse again)

Arizona by 6

Indy by 10

Most points: Arizona
Most passing yards: Stafford
Interception: Glover Quin

posted by Ufez Jones at 03:47 PM on January 03

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Number 2 overall pick in the 2003 NBA Draft Darko Milicic is now kickboxing. He made his debut last night in Serbia, losing due to a laceration on his leg. Claims he's invincible.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:58 AM on December 19

The Boston Celtics have traded Rajon Rondo to Dallas

That said, the way he played in Dallas, I don't see a lot of playoff-worth teams who'll get a big upgrade by dealing assets to get him.

It's almost like you think the starting PG of a high-powered offense shouldn't finish a game with 0 points and 0 assists.

The crazy thing about this whole ordeal is that even with the pieces Dallas has acquired, they're still arguably the 3rd or 4th best team in the Southwest Division. The Western Conference playoffs are going to be especially brutal this year.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:45 AM on December 19

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As I someone note elsewhere, at least there was one person in a Cleveland jersey attempting to play defense.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:39 AM on December 17

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The New Jersey Institute of Technology Highlanders have upset #17 Michigan 72-70 in Ann Arbor. The Wolverines were a 24.5 point favorite.

posted by Ufez Jones at 04:36 PM on December 06

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Great moments in NBA telestrator history: the newest entry.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:11 AM on December 04

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The other one I like are the very subtly Promoted Posts where there's this long homespun tale about fond memories of tailgating and then it turns out the whole thing is actually an ad for Knob Creek.

Nice to see that while Paul Harvey didn't make it to the 2010's, his spirit has.

posted by Ufez Jones at 03:37 PM on December 03

MLB umpire Dale Scott comes out as gay in quietest way possible.

Referee has made the feature on Scott publicly available on their website here.

posted by Ufez Jones at 03:53 PM on December 02

The Rise and Fall of The Great Kamala

Man, that brought me back. Kamala had kinda just started making his entry into the WWF right before I stopped watching.

I kind of resented the fact that my folks tried to shoo me away from the WWF when I was growing up. I don't think it had anything to do with how exploited their "stars" were. But in hindsight...they were probably right.

I'm glad to see that Harris seems to have his head on straight and a decent attitude about it all. There are so, so many wrestlers that aren't around any longer for a follow-up story like this.

posted by Ufez Jones at 10:47 PM on November 21

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Cards and Braves swap Shelby Miller for Jason Heyward.

posted by Ufez Jones at 01:06 PM on November 17

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Fearing ebola, nobody is willing to host the African Cup of Nations, scheduled to begin in January.

posted by Ufez Jones at 11:29 AM on November 11

Top Cardinals Prospect Oscar Tavares Killed in Car Accident

The Taveras (and his girlfriend, it should be noted) news is awful. 22 is incredibly young to bury someone. Dude seemed to have a bright career ahead of him as well.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:49 PM on October 26