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ursus_comiter
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Name: phredd groves
Homepage URL: http://www.ursus-lente.org
Member since: July 14, 2004
Last visit: August 22, 2016

ursus_comiter has posted 25 links and 195 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 29 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

The Chicago Cubs Will Not Win the World Series: "There are several rational reasons why the Cubs will not win the World Series. For one, the baseball season is endless and unpredictable. Players get hurt, players come out of nowhere, great players play like absolute dogshit, relief pitching is essentially determined by oracle bones, players change teams, BABIP commands the game like a vengeful god, the banishment of a thirteen-year-old bat boy causes widespread locker room revolt, the playoffs are a completely random confluence of baseball events. Yet, this is not the place for rational thoughts. This is a place for exalted Cubs miserablism unbound by the physical laws of the universe."

posted by ursus_comiter to baseball at 02:00 PM on April 05 - 4 comments

Texans RB, Arian Foster Publically Declares Himself an Atheist: “I get the devil-worship thing a lot. They’ll ask me, ‘You worship the devil?’ ” he told ESPN. “‘No, bro, I don’t believe there’s a God, why would I believe there’s a devil?’ ”

posted by ursus_comiter to football at 01:04 PM on August 07 - 11 comments

Boston 2024 is DEAD.: After Boston Mayor Marty Walsh announced he would not sign any Olympic contract that required the city to make up cost overruns, it seems that the city and the USOC have gone their seperate ways.

posted by ursus_comiter to olympics at 03:20 PM on July 27 - 2 comments

Hard hitting preview of the upcoming Cowboys/Lions wildcard game.: Featuring a cameo by Aaron Rodgers.

posted by ursus_comiter to football at 07:09 PM on January 03 - 2 comments

SpoFi's 2014 Fantasy Baseball League is Active!: So begins my fourth year of running SpoFi's fantasy baseball league. Invites to previous players have been sent out. If you're interested in joining, you'll need to email me so I can send you a direct invite as Yahoo! fantasy no longer provides a way to post a URL and password to let new players join a league. Same thing if you've been playing and you haven't seen the invite in your inbox. We've got keepers this year, as was discussed in the league last season. Existing teams can pick up to three. They'll take the place of your first three draft positions, so new teams will have first pick at the free agents.

posted by ursus_comiter to fantasy at 11:22 AM on February 02 - 3 comments

Recent Comments

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Yasiel Puig's Little League Home Run

posted by ursus_comiter at 03:43 PM on June 23

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

I prefer mimosas at dawn, myself.

posted by ursus_comiter at 10:28 AM on June 01

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

Of note is that Ryan Zimmerman, batting right after Harper, set a record!

Congratulations Ryan Zimmerman!

posted by ursus_comiter at 12:18 PM on May 09

Peyton Manning’s squeaky-clean image was built on lies

This is what I always think of when I think of Peyton Manning.

posted by ursus_comiter at 09:55 AM on February 14

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Oh what a brave new world that has such creatures in it!

posted by ursus_comiter at 09:16 PM on August 11

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Well, it's not just the Yankees. I went looking for what lively awfulness is on offer for my Cubbies and found plenty.

posted by ursus_comiter at 04:36 PM on August 11

Boston 2024 is DEAD.

My condolences, Los Angeles.

posted by ursus_comiter at 03:24 PM on July 27

Your 2015 MLB Hall of Fame Class

Someone's got a rental Lexus trunk with your name on it NoMich.

posted by ursus_comiter at 03:13 PM on July 27

Your 2015 MLB Hall of Fame Class

I was wondering who dafuq TOM Smoltz was...

posted by ursus_comiter at 02:13 PM on July 27

Federal Judge Orders Cancellation of Redskins Trademarks

NoMich, I believe this is a continuation of that ruling. And this isn't the final appeal for the Washington sports team, either.

posted by ursus_comiter at 12:57 PM on July 08

Tokyo 2020 Committee Releases Short List of New Sports

Roller Derby?

posted by ursus_comiter at 02:44 PM on June 22

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Ah, the link in the 2008 thread seems to be dead.

Try this.

posted by ursus_comiter at 03:25 PM on June 05

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle

Remember this?

The A's just called up switch pitcher, Pat Vanditte to the bigs.

posted by ursus_comiter at 03:23 PM on June 05

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Houston, where the fans are dumber than a chicken.

posted by ursus_comiter at 08:54 AM on May 26

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

WAT

posted by ursus_comiter at 08:53 AM on May 26