Switch Pitcher vs. Switch Hitter, 6/19/08: What the hell happens when both the batter and the hitter can go both ways? I've met quite a few people who go both ways. I'm not sure what it has to do with baseball though. And I never, ever ask what the hell happens. It's none of my business. Thanks, BOP.
I never, ever ask what the hell happens. A gay man who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room But they argued all night Over who had the right To do what and with which and to whom. My apologies to anyone whom I have offended, but I couldn't resist the temptation.
Howard, I think you get a pass based on your use of "Khartoum" in a limerick.