Never trust a man who keeps a pig farm.
Dude, never compare Greg Maddux to Jesus. I think what SummersEve was trying to express is that Jesus' pitches nibble the edges of the strike zone, just as Maddux nibbles on the fresh carcasses of his victims. (After seasoning to taste with Worcestershire sauce, of course.) It's an apt comparison.
I imagine Jesus has one of those really weird deliveries, something like Hideo Nomo or Bronson Arroyo.
All I know is that I would not want to be the plate umpire when JC was on the mound. The first close call that goes against Him, and you are "facing the heat".
Jesus had a beard, so that means he's not a Yankee. My guess he'd be National League, because he'd want to get at Bonds.
Greg Maddux vs Chuck Norris. Who wouldn't pay to see that?