Can there be a final round tie between Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith? Every time I see either one of them, I change the channel, without exception. Old School/New School (I refuse to write it their way) is simply the worst use of the airwaves on TV.
Quite Frankly, I have no idea how that idiot got his own show, there can be no doubt about that, of that you can be sure, there is no question, of that you can be sure, of that there can be no doubt.
I like Bayless over Stuart Scott in the championship game. Berman was overseeded. Mariotti showed a lot of heart in upsetting Vitale. He may not go all the way this year, but I think he's set up nicely for a deep run next year.
Bayless, Mariotti, Stu Scott, and Stephen A. Smith. Hrm. I vote for a final four held on a very small deserted island with a very large active volcano.
* bows before chico's brilliance * Mmmmmmmm thats good satire. On a somewhat related note, has anyone else noticed that Mariotti shaves his eyebrows?
You are sitting way too close to the tv lilnemo.
"Skip Bayless sucks at life." Ouch.
You are sitting way too close to the tv lilnemo. Nah. Its just that Mariotti has shaved about 66% of his eyebrows off. It's really noticeable.
Rogaine gone wild?
Is it just me or does Skip Bayless' face look plastic?
Naw. Plastic bends and is often nearly lifelike. Skip Bayless looks like George Hamilton, cast in wax and then left out in the desert. (I will retract my claws now. For the moment.)
Notice how many times the name "Skip Bayless" pops up in the same sentence with the words "devil," "evil incarnate," and "Satan," just to name a few? What is it in this man that makes people see Ol' Scratch? I don't think he's nearly as evil as Stuart Scott, who I'm convinced is hiding a death ray behind his lazy eye.
