April 23, 2004

: You gotta be kidding me. The golfer ranked 124th in driving accuracy is on the cover of Golf Digest this month, purporting to teach me how to take control of my tee shots. That's like taking auto-driving lessons from Mr. Magoo.

read story | posted by msacheson to Golf at 7:27 PM CDT (5 comments total)

Oh, TIGER.

I thought you were getting a hate on for Lee Janzen.

Why is he on the cover?
Tiger sells magazines and Fred Funk doesn't.

Comment icon posted by grum@work at 8:55 PM CDT on April 23

Ball is in: parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected "no".

Comment icon posted by Samsonov14 at 1:14 AM CDT on April 24

I'm on the John Daly diet.

Comment icon posted by BitterOldPunk at 1:55 AM CDT on April 24

We want the Funk. Gotta have that Funk, oh.

Maybe inside the mag Tiger's advice is to follow the guidance of his old teacher.

Comment icon posted by gspm at 3:22 AM CDT on April 24

Where's Arnie ranked in driving accuracy? Would you take his advice?

The first line for anyone teaching anything should be: "Do what I say, don't do what I do."

I hit it everywhere, but that doesn't mean I couldn't tell you how to hit it straight.

Actually... that last bit's probably wrong.

Comment icon posted by JJ at 4:23 AM CDT on April 26

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