She meant your Copper River Salmon in phyllo pastry. Thet 'aint funny. Oh, I knows ya' thinks it's funny, but it 'aint funny. Mah goll durned salmon in phyllo is secund ta' none. Particlry when paired up with mah lemon caper sauce and orzo pastar with spinach and sun-dried tuhmatuhs.
'Zat pear better with a red, white er pink whine box?
'Zat pear better with a red, white er pink whine box? What the blazes you talkin' 'bout? Grape juice? That's fer ole ladies. Menfolk drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, Goddammitt! (The box jest fit better in the fridge. Danged grape juice box dribbles on the floor.)