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January 04, 2008

Penis Surgery Makes You Faster!: Just ask Clinton Portis.

posted by The_Black_Hand to football at 10:03 AM - 10 comments

I was a little put off by the title but still went ahead and read the article and I must say, thanks for the laugh TBH. Good stuff!!

posted by BornIcon at 10:13 AM on January 04

Fantastic stuff. Clinton Portis and Gilbert Arenas are examples of how athletes could carry themselves with the media and have some fun.

posted by yerfatma at 11:01 AM on January 04

Life is about choices. Like the choice I had to stay off the internets during the holidays and once I got back online I chose to comment on this topic first. Strange days indeed.

posted by THX-1138 at 11:27 AM on January 04

Man, some of the things people can sink their teeth into??? People get a life...

posted by Maynard_10 at 11:34 AM on January 04

Man, some of the things people can sink their teeth into??? People get a life... posted by Maynard_10 at 11:34 AM CST on January 4 Spoken by a person who just posted his/her first comment, EVER. Anyway this article was a lil funny. Thanx for the post. Maybe that would explain how santa is actually catching balls now, after his C surgery.

posted by STUNNER at 11:57 AM on January 04

great story...now too many really bad puns are popping up in my head...I mean brain.

posted by dviking at 05:05 PM on January 04

Clinton Portis, once again, establishes himself as the master of the inscrutable.

posted by Bonkers at 07:45 PM on January 04

Why you gotta be such a hater maynard,, U GET A LIFE!!!!

posted by billyboyy420 at 09:35 AM on January 05

This is funny stuff, it reminds me of sitting around the firehouse again. There was always a couple of guys going at it about something or another, but no matter what it was everybody else was in stitches. Our Assistant Chief was not supposed to laugh at that kind of stuff, but you could tell he was laughing. The newspaper he was reading would bounce up and down whenever a good one was thrown down. This just shows good camaraderie and closeness on the team. They are going to need all of it they can muster for the playoffs.

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:02 AM on January 05

Looks like the fellas will have plenty of time for their shenanigins.

posted by THX-1138 at 11:44 PM on January 06

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