04/25/24
April 20, 2006
Ultimate Bowling tournament with an ultimate prize: the bowling alley itself. One only can wonder what these family issues are. Still, it would be pretty awesome to win it. I carry an average of around 160, I will buy the beer if one of you guys buys the gas.
Man, I just had tendon surgery! I sure would have shot in this tourney. "No novelty machine in the mens room? And you call this a bowling alley?!"
posted by kcfan4life at 10:01 AM on April 20, 2006
I should have said I will make the "caucasions"
posted by GoBirds at 10:55 AM on April 20, 2006
holy crap. i LOVE to bowl. if i were within 300 miles of this thing, i'd be there now.
posted by ninjavshippo at 11:11 AM on April 20, 2006
i carry a 190 avg. but" I told that f***ing krault in the league office a thousand times i don't roll on Shabbas(sp)!"* *The Big Leibowski
posted by steelergirl at 11:32 AM on April 20, 2006
"Chinaman, is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude."
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 12:11 PM on April 20, 2006
You know there would be some serious sandbagging going on. If you average 150 and got there around the 7th or 8th frame, you could throw every ball in the gutter to stay close to your average. I'm not sure if this is a tournament or a creative way to win.
posted by dbt302 at 12:40 PM on April 20, 2006
I'll let the rest of you have fun with this ... just holler if you'd like anything from el dudarino (if you're not into the whole brevity thing).
posted by littleLebowski at 01:15 PM on April 20, 2006
It sounds great, but even if you win you're in Velva ND! I was stationed in Grand Forks in the Air Force for 3 1/2 years and, while there's some wonderful people in ND, it's Velva ND! The official middle of nowhere and C-C-Cold.
posted by commander cody at 01:23 PM on April 20, 2006
"I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't".
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:43 PM on April 21, 2006
Damn...I carry a 213 average, ND is not that far from SD where I live, I wish I would have known.
posted by tdheiland at 12:36 PM on April 23, 2006
Let the Lebowski/Kingpin quotefest begin!