I got this in an email yesterday. That kid has a story to tell for life. You do have to wonder if it all threw Stevie off his game. He didn't exactly show up against Chelsea, did he. Maybe I'm just pissed because I made him my fantasy captain this week. No, no. He sucked, I'm sure of it.
Think you're pissed now? Gerrard injured and won't feature v Charlton tomorrow. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Personally I'd have clipped the little Chelsea bugger round the ear.
Oi Squealy, he'll go and change his captain now, you bugger. Think about us dead men before you go spouting state secrets!
He can't change his captain FB. It's the second Liverpool game of this gameweek.
Gerrard was my captain, too. Bloody hell.
Yep...I saw the "injury" news. Last time he'll ever be my captain. Bastard.
Oh dear, what a shame, never mind!
How is Arjen Robben's broken neck, by the way? Is he out of intensive care yet?
That is fooking hilarious...
All these ersatz scousers complaining about Robben seem to forget that if Reina had kept his hands to himself there would be no issue. For a team containing Sissoko, Kewell and Garcia to complain about over reacting is laughable.
