Hilarious. I think it is FPP worthy.
Thanks, YYM. My favorite part is this:
Third baseman Chico (Skill 1) had a particularly rough day in the field, committing six errors and several mental miscues. In the fourth inning, Chico slid head-first eight times in an attempt to catch a foul pop-up before letting it fall to the ground, and later ran directly past a ground ball in the hole while on his way to inexplicably cover second base.
I remember Chico all too well.
Mine is this:
Mexico's only runs came on a lucky break in the fourth inning when, with two on and an 0-2 count, Juan hit a ball into the gap that became lodged in a portion of the fence that prevented Hawaii's right fielder from retrieving it. As a result, the outfielder ran in place into the fence for over 20 seconds while Juan rounded the bases.
I cannot count the amount of times I have seen something similar to this happen in games that are much more modern than NES baseball.
Didn't NES Ice Hockey use the same short/fat or tall/thin players?
Yeah, I think that was the extent of variation. Fat = good hit, no skate.