May 01, 2007

Rotisserie Baseball Update : April doesn't count. Everyone knows that. Bitch and moan about how you had the best draft and you're getting screwed.

posted by YukonGold to fantasy at 12:38 PM - 18 comments

Rank TeamPointsPts ChangeWaiverMoves
1.border="Honeynut Ichiros1385146
2.border="Syrup Chugging Champ127.56.5310
3.border="Adios Pelota!124.5-3127
3.border="vagabonds124.50721
5.border="assclowns117-1911
6.border="Katow-jo's Cousins10531712
7.border="The Walkoff IBB100.5-3.559
7.border="Minny Trax100.5-6813
9.border="ATL Crackhouse Gang98.50106
10.border="Battlin' Barbaros97.5-0.5188
11.border="KendallzSluggerz943.5137
12.border="Soul on a Roll91.53167
13.border="Mama's Boys80-3115
14.border="Flatlanders790.5159
15.border="I Put Out In The 1st78-365
16.border="Barrie Platypuses69.5-241
17.border="Deadballers IV58013
18.border="SteepleBats26.50.528

posted by YukonGold at 12:47 PM on May 01, 2007

Surprise, surprise, surprise. Looks who's winning.

posted by YukonGold at 12:48 PM on May 01, 2007

I'm number 18! I'm number 18!

posted by lil_brown_bat at 01:06 PM on May 01, 2007

Does anyone have a chart for who is who?

posted by bperk at 01:44 PM on May 01, 2007

Does anyone have a chart for who is who? I should have taken the time to add everyone's spofi id in there, I just ran out of time and didn't want to waste what I already had put into it. I will when I have a few more free minutes.

posted by YukonGold at 02:01 PM on May 01, 2007

Thank you for the chart (even though some of us would rather not have a reminder of how we are doing). Of course, we already know who is in the lead.

posted by bperk at 02:20 PM on May 01, 2007

Is this where I apologize for winning?

posted by jerseygirl at 02:34 PM on May 01, 2007

Absolutely not. It's where you stomp on the ruins of the rest of the league. Let's get some banhammer-esque enthusiasm up in this piece! btw, do you want to win a date with Orlando Hudson? Please contact me.

posted by YukonGold at 02:59 PM on May 01, 2007

Starting out, I didn't think I would feel lucky to be tied for seventh. Could be worse. Plus, the Honeynut Ichiros fucking cheat and use voodoo and shit...

posted by chris2sy at 03:21 PM on May 01, 2007

Is this where I apologize for winning? I'd rather hear some smack about how no one on SpoFi provides any legitimate competition and how easy it is to do voodoo on us.

posted by bperk at 04:18 PM on May 01, 2007

It's really amazing. The level of dominance. So effortless. Possesses all the intangibles. Makes difficult moves look easy. Tim McCarver would love the Honeynut Ichiros.

posted by YukonGold at 05:43 PM on May 01, 2007

Oh thems are fighting words, Yukon.

posted by jerseygirl at 06:03 PM on May 01, 2007

The only teams I can't connect to users are Adios Pelota! and Deadballers IV. I'll see if justgary minds updating the table for everyone.

posted by YukonGold at 06:15 PM on May 01, 2007

Adios Pelota That guy was one helluva welterweight in his day. We have a league going! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, where the hell have I been? Actually, I gave up at the draft. Why fight JG -- unless there's delicious Jell-O Pudding Pops for all combatants!

posted by wfrazerjr at 06:40 PM on May 01, 2007

Adios has gone all Prince on us. I can't translate that.

posted by YukonGold at 10:50 PM on May 01, 2007

Adios has gone all Prince on us. it's the team formally known as Snarkobots. and looking back at the initial signup thread that is fenriq's team.

posted by goddam at 12:04 AM on May 02, 2007

Is this where I apologize for winning? No, but if no one else wants to point it out, I will: your strategy of loading up on IP at the start of the season is very clever. If you build up a big enough lead in the strikeout, wins and saves categories, you should be able to trade some of your excess pitching for hitting later in the year. I didn't think the plan would work, but a very weak hitting April across the board has convinced me you're on to something. The only way this could backfire is if you can't find a trading partner to take your pitching off your hands for more/better hitting.

posted by grum@work at 12:20 PM on May 02, 2007

I'm the Deadballers, and we are on an IV drip. Hopefully someone will come by and put some morphine in the bag.

posted by mbd1 at 02:06 PM on May 02, 2007

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