April 26, 2004

Yahoo! EPL Fantasy League Week 35. Three more weeks to go. With Mossy and Francesco virtual certainties at #1 and #2, the question is: Who will be #3? I'd be happy with a top 5 finish, but the past three weeks have been good to me. So I'm going to be greedy and throw my hat in the ring. This week is my best chance. Table and prognostications inside.

posted by worldcup2002 to navel gazing at 01:28 PM - 6 comments

Rank Team 35 Total Pts
1 Mossy Athletic 64.33 2775.94
2 Church of Francesco Totti 54.09 2281.24
3 Misanthropic Academicals 93.70 2158.99
4 Bosiak Bashers 65.08 2135.21
5 Atlanta Untitled 72.77 2073.01
6 Keystone Kippers 60.89 2065.88
7 Blammos! 36.50 2056.02
8 mbd1s Scrub Subs 46.78 1985.89
9 BABGi 38.75 1856.94
10 BillSaysThis 36.40 1844.63
11 sauril 24.02 1801.02
12 37 Push Ups 25.14 1540.71
13 Docile Nonces 16.82 1399.10
14 Spacemen 25.57 1320.31

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:29 PM on April 26, 2004

I don't think you will quite manage to push Totti into 4th, old chap, which is what you would need to do to finish 3rd, as I will be in second. Have you seen this quote from BFR on Totti? Viewers heard the Guardian columnist and former Manchester United and Aston Villa manager say: "Are there any sandwiches? I'm starving." Unimpressed with [Francesco] Totti's performance in a first half during which he had repeatedly dived, looking for free-kicks and a penalty, Big Ron reportedly said: "He's a little twat, that Totti. I can't see what all the fuss is about." No offence intended to the Church of Totti, obviously.

posted by Fat Buddha at 03:26 PM on April 26, 2004

FB, I see you've conceded the race to Mossy, too. Well, don't get too sure of your position, or you might do a Fooker! (And I may do a Fat Buddha!) Hahahahahahahahaha!

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:48 PM on April 26, 2004

Yep old chap, Mossy has walked it. After him, we are all also rans.

posted by Fat Buddha at 05:00 PM on April 26, 2004

3rd place is all mine you plonkers!

posted by StarFucker at 01:02 AM on April 27, 2004

Mossy Athletic Points: 2775.94 Overall Rank: 2105 of 486648 Percentile: 100 Rank Change: +111 Top 1000 finish is still a (vague) possibility.. I think it's a mathematical impossibility unless all my players get sent off now - champion the same week assernal win it. The shame :( Ah well, at least we didn't let them win at highbury..

posted by Mossy at 05:43 AM on April 27, 2004

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