Welcome to the alternate universe. Up is down and down is up. The madness just never stops - thank you parity.
Ricky "Remember Me?" Williams piles 30 on the slipping Chargers
Here's a note for Mike Sherman: I understand you're unhappy about losing to the Bucs. But if you're going to pick a fight... why would you pick one of the scariest men in football? Next time, pick a kicker (not Todd Sauerbrun, though). I thought Sapp's shot was perfectly legal, by the way.
The Fire Morhinweg movement got ample fodder today, with the Lions braintrust choosing to kick the ball in overtime. Never mind that the receiving team almost always wins. These are the Lions, and they don't make much sense.
The Texans get another notch on their belt against the G-Men (Anybody ready to join the Shut The Hell Up, Jeremy Shockey club?)
Do you remember when the Panthers were 3-0? That was a long time ago.
Uh-oh, the Jets aren't dead yet. Please, don't allow that silly cheer into the postseason. ("I can spell! S-P-E-L-L! SPELL SPELL SPELL!")
There's this team named the Browns. I never see them on tv, but word is they beat the Saints. Good for them.
When you go 15-1 and miss the Superbowl, there is hell to pay. Welcome to purgatory, Vikings fans.
No guarantee from the
Dallas won, Emmett carried the ball. Jerry Jones logic: Bench Him!
Cardinals vs. Raiders: New division, same Cardinals.
The Seahawks will be just fine as long as Jeff George keeps his hands tightly gripped onto that clipboard.
Baseball score 13-12 as Titans drop to the Ravens. Brian Billick polishes "offensive genius" award every night before bed.
Currently: Broncos are up vs. Colts (on the frozen tundra of Mile High Stadium)
Monday: Donovan "Franchise" McNabb to Koy "Mountain Man" Detmer? NFC East may be wide open...
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