What was Kitna Thinking?: Kitna mocks assistant coach with Halloween costume (Photo Included.)
Team Me Up Scottie: Pippen wants to return and is looking for another NBA championship ring.
Barry Bonds to get an Asterisk in Record Book *: * maybe not.
Ichiro: Glad to Play Outside of Seattle: Humor from The Onion
Mark Cuban: I Own Phil Jackson: A little trash-talk between two NBA figureheads.
Roger Federer: Tennis is My Fourth Favorite Sport: Humor: The Onion
Steve Francis Suspended : Steve Francis is off the team for an undetermined amount of time. Wonder what he did? I know he never wanted to go to Orlando to begin with, but what's his deal?
Pat Riley - New Heat Coach: What had been a rumor prior to the season has come true.
Phil Jackson: Zen-aphopbic: Sacred Ignorance
Cheerleading is Not a Sport: Cheerleading is not a non-sport because itís typically for neurotic blondes with disorders of both the eating and attention deficit variety (although it is); itís a nonsport because thereís no on-the-fly competition.