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Bill Lumbergh
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Location: Office Space
ZIP Code: 90210
Gender: Male
Member since: October 6, 2005
Last visit: June 17, 2008

Bill Lumbergh has posted 14 links and 279 comments to SportsFilter and no threads and 1 comment to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

What was Kitna Thinking? Kitna mocks assistant coach with Halloween costume (Photo Included.)

posted on Oct 31, 2007 - Go to the detail view for this result

Team Me Up Scottie Pippen wants to return and is looking for another NBA championship ring.

posted on Feb 16, 2007 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

Who is going to replace Tiger Woods? Say, did you hear Tiger Woods is out for the year? Some folks have been talking a little bit about it here and there. Anyhoo, Tiger's absence from the last half of 2008 means there's suddenly a vacancy on the U.S. Ryder Cup team. Who's going to get the nod? We offer up some potential choices:

posted to Golf at 5:59 PM CDT

John Daly appears to be focused anew on climbing the world rankings and filling in for the debilitated Mr. Woods. Nothing says, "I'm trying to get sober and make a comeback" better than partnering in the Buick Open pro-am with Kid Rock. I live in MI, and the local news claims that Daly and Kid are pre-partying before their round at the Rock estate.

Comment icon posted at 2:01 PM CDT on June 25

"Tech doping"? How Speedo's LZR suit breaks swim records As the Associated Press reports, "the LZR now has been worn for 21 of the 22 world records set since it was introduced in February."

posted to Olympics at 10:51 PM CDT

I suggest we all buy speedo stock.

Comment icon posted at 9:51 AM CDT on April 15

"Greg Maddux? I bet you could catch him with your eyes closed." What you are about to read is a story about grown men who should know better. It is included here as a means of illustrating the legend of one man and his unique place in baseball history. It should not be construed as an endorsement of the activity described, although we must admit it makes for a pretty cool story.

posted to Baseball at 4:48 PM CDT

Maddux's greatest delivery:

"Chicks dig the long ball."

Comment icon posted at 10:10 AM CDT on April 15

John Daly disqualified at Bay Hill One day after swing coach Butch Harmon fires him, Daly misses his tee time and is disqualified from Arnold Palmers Invitational. Said Harmon, "My whole goal for him was he's got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life," Harmon said. "And the most important thing in his life is getting drunk."

posted to Golf at 10:45 AM CDT

Good point rcade.

John needs to drive the Winnebago to rehab.

Comment icon posted at 2:22 PM CDT on March 13

Pedro Martinez, Juan Marichal filmed at cock fight A video of Martinez and Marichal at a cockfight was posted this week on YouTube and it showed the two laughing before releasing the roosters. They took part as honourary "soltadores," the word used to describe the person who puts the animal to fight. The fight takes place in their home country, the Dominican Republic, where cockfighting is legal and popular. It is banned throughout the United States

posted to Culture at 6:12 AM CDT

puggle tastes like chicken

Comment icon posted at 11:53 AM CDT on February 8

Bob Knight Resigns from Texas Tech in midseason after 902 career wins.

posted to Basketball at 9:03 PM CDT

Click here to listen to a Bobby Knight halftime speech, and other funny sports audio.

Comment icon posted at 8:08 AM CDT on February 5

Clemens Files Defamation Suit Roger Clemens beat Brian McNamee to court, filing a defamation suit against the former trainer who claimed to have injected him with performance-enhancing drugs.

posted to Baseball at 9:55 AM CDT

I thought the whole 60 minutes interview was very poorly done, almost as if they let Roger off the hook, when they could have basically proven him guilty.

Clemens' response of, 'If I'm taking all of these drugs, why don't I have a 3rd eye growing from my forehead? Why arent' I pullin' tractors with my teeth?' was idiotic. I haven't noticed a 3rd eye on Pettite or Palmiero.

Clemens' repsponse of, 'If I'm taking all these drugs, where did i get them from?' makes about as much sense as Whitney Houston saying you can't prove she's on drugs unless you show her a receipt from a drug dealer. "crack is whack."

Clemens' response of, 'After 25 years why would I want to take the stuff?' Well, because you love the sport, the fame, the money and the adulation and you don't want it to stop, you know that your glory days are nearing an end and you want a few more.

Clemens' response of, 'I don't know if a lie detector test would help me, or not.' If you're innocent, say Hell Yes, hook me up to the damn machine right now.

I thought the whole interview made him appear more guilty, not less.

I recommend a book by Malcolm Gladwell called, Blink. It helps in the identification of inauthenticity when it presents itself.

Comment icon posted at 1:57 PM CDT on January 8

Taxpayers will fund Yankees' VIP parking Yet another perk, compliments of the richest team in sports and the taxpayers of New York.

posted to Baseball at 9:23 AM CDT

I normally don't jump on the "unfair tax" bandwagon.

However, try as I may, I simply cannot think of any justifiable reason the average New Yorker (who may not have the slightest interest in baseball, or, may be a Mets fan) should have to shell out coin so that ARod can park his Rolls Royce in privacy.

Seems like something the club should pay for.

Comment icon posted at 12:09 PM CDT on January 2

Chuck Norris Didn't Invent the Internet; He Simply Scared It Into Existence University of Florida quarterbackTim Tebow gets the Heisman, then gets the coup de grace: a congratulatory note from Walker, Texas Ranger.

posted to Football at 4:41 PM CDT

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Comment icon posted at 10:24 AM CDT on December 13

Fukudome, The New Greatest Name in Baseball?

posted to Baseball at 1:35 PM CDT

Hilarious jerseygirl!

Comment icon posted at 1:51 PM CDT on December 11

Bo Knows Best ...And if you're wondering whether Bo was scared, hell no, Bo was not scared. Not even when that bear got so close Bo and his hunting companion could see the hairs bolt upright like pine needles on the back of its neck. "I wasn't scared," Bo says. "I wasn't scared because I knew I could outrun my white buddy. You've got to think about these things, man."

posted to Culture at 12:42 AM CDT

A sad reality: Anytime I read about abnormal greatness, somewhere deep within myself, a question about possible steriod use arises, with absoutely no proof or reason to suspect. I imagine I'm not the only one......

Comment icon posted at 12:45 PM CDT on November 29

Girardi succeeds Torre in the Bronx The Steinbrenners have offered the job to Girardi, who will succeed a certain Hall of Famer.

posted to Baseball at 12:45 PM CDT

I wonder if AROD opted out partially because he knew he didn't want to play for Girardi.....

Comment icon posted at 1:53 PM CDT on October 29

A-Rod Opts Out of Contract He has taken off th pinstripes. I think he did this now to divorce himself from the managerial decision coming tomorrow. I also think that he knows something about Posada, Rivera, and Pettitte that others don't. Where's he going: nobody knows.

posted to Baseball at 10:08 PM CDT

It's ironic that the evil empire has a problem with a guy who exercises a clause that they mutually agreed to. Screw that. The Yankees organization does not deserve loyalty. They hire guns and discard them all the time. A-Rod helped the club while he was there, and owes them nothing further.

I for one (and it seems I'm about the only one) think that A-Rod should face no ill-will for opting out.

Comment icon posted at 2:04 PM CDT on October 29

Barry Bonds' ex-mistress details star's steroid use, temper. In exchange for a pictorial in this November's Playboy, Bond's former lover Kimberly Bell confirms his steroid use and describes the consequences.

posted to Baseball at 11:02 AM CDT

Turning Your Vagina Into A Nice Apartment and Spending Money.... is my personal favorite.


How humiliating for Bonds, his woman narcs on him and says she faked it at the same time.

Hell hath no fury....

Comment icon posted at 12:30 PM CDT on October 4

BBCRMOL! The Bryant"Big Country"Reeves Memorial Overpaid List is out again. With a new twist, they include injured players this year.

posted to Basketball at 5:29 AM CDT

Too bad coaches weren't included. Flip Saunders?

Comment icon posted at 12:41 PM CDT on September 4