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Desert Dog
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Name: Dan Andre
Member since: October 1, 2005
Last visit: September 25, 2007

Desert Dog has posted 4 links and 291 comments to SportsFilter and hasn’t posted any threads or comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

TO survival guide. Parcells needs to try SOMETHING!

posted on Nov 10, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Tiger Woods promotes his own video game and sometimes comes across as an average guy. An amusing look at a day in Tiger's life.

posted on Oct 12, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Johnny Mac coming back John McEnroe will play doubles with Jonas Bjorkman in an ATP event in San Jose. It will be interesting to see if he can control his temper. Personally, I hope he doesn't. Mens tennis needs someone with a little 'personality'.

posted on Feb 15, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

9th round pick Luc Robitaille become Kings leading goal scorer. Robitaille scored goals no. 551 and 552 to pass Marcel Dionne. Robitaille added an empty netter to cap his 15th career hat trick.

posted on Jan 20, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

“I’ve already died four times" The story of boxer Johnny Tapia, who is to step into the ring one last time on Friday, is one that is a "little too dark" for Disney, what with the suicide attempts and overdoses.

posted to Boxing at 4:28 AM CDT

Didn't I see a Simpsons' episode where all that shit happened to Homer? But this would make an excellent movie. I was thinking Jim Carey could play Johnny. I smell Oscar.

Comment icon posted at 6:19 PM CDT on February 22

Team Me Up Scottie Pippen wants to return and is looking for another NBA championship ring.

posted to Basketball at 10:14 AM CDT

Scotty just had a news conference. He announced that he was gay when he played in the NBA, but now he is heterosexual. Good luck on the comeback Scotty!

Comment icon posted at 3:30 PM CDT on February 16

Tim Hardaway, the yin to Jon Amaechi's yang: "First of all I wouldn't want him on my team," said Hardaway. "Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room."

posted to Culture at 11:31 PM CDT

All I know is that they're all evil. Shower with them? No freaking way. They'll eat you without a second thought. And don't bother trying to sleep around one. They'll eat your brain. And then they make those evil little baloon animals and have the flowers that squirt water in your face. Ha ha. Very funny you evil bastard. And what do you think those big feet are for? I'll tell you exactly what they're for. They're to STOMP you with. OK, I'm going to exercise my freedom of speech. I HATE CLOWNS!!

Comment icon posted at 2:15 PM CDT on February 15

With all the hate this incident brought out, I doubt we'll be seeing too many (read 'zero') pro athletes or anyone contemplating coming out come out any time soon. Thats got to be a ton of weight to be carrying around, not being able to be who you are. You can't be who you are out of fear. That would suck.

Comment icon posted at 5:48 PM CDT on February 15

Barbaro Euthanized

posted to General at 12:01 PM CDT

I LOVED THE BIG FELLA! REST IN PEACE! And Weedy, why is it when you attempt a humorous post on a thread like this you're funny. When I attempt humor, I'm an insensitive asshole (probably because I am, but still). SummersEve, that was utterly hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

Comment icon posted at 11:05 AM CDT on January 30

'Scuse me while I whip this out... Florida Marlins pitcher Dontrelle Willis arrested on suspicion of DUI after cops observe him get out of his car and urinate in the street in Miami. Personally, I'd have held off on drunken shenanigans until after I'd finished with my contract negotiations. Then again, that's just me.

posted to Baseball at 7:52 AM CDT

The fact he pissed in the street isn't the big deal. It's the fact he was drunk and didn't take a piss somewhere more discretely. He called attention to himself and investigation revealed he was DUI. Have many of us driven when perhaps we've had a few too many? I know I have in the past. Notice I said in the past. Most people in their early 20's don't always think too clearly, even when they're not buzzed. Hopefully he will be humbled by this experience and not let himself get in this kind of situation again. I think a little maturity contributes to better decision making. I know it did for me.

Comment icon posted at 3:02 PM CDT on December 22

From a Hero to Felon. Addiction threw Sammy Stewart a curveball, and the former O's pitcher has yet to recover .

posted to Baseball at 4:25 PM CDT

He's running out of chances. If he keeps up his drug lifestyle when he gets out, he'll be dead within two years. Hope he makes it this time.

Comment icon posted at 4:12 PM CDT on December 22

English flags banned at the Emirates. That's the Emirates Stadium; Arsenal's home stadium.

"Some of our fans have been upset with the flying of certain flags denoting particular regions of the world"
via State of the Game

posted to Soccer at 4:22 AM CDT

Politics in sports at it's finest. I don't follow soccer too much, but from what I can see, the passion and intensity fans display is is unmatched in any other sport in any part of the world. Downright scary.

Comment icon posted at 11:11 AM CDT on December 18

Terrell vs. DeAngelo -- Who Gives A Spit? Consider the receiver before condemning the deliverer, says wfrazerjr.

posted to Football at 4:20 PM CDT

TO or not, it's bad sportsmanship to spit on someone. I don't think it matters who is involved, i.e. Favre, the Mannings, Brady or whoever. TO should be fined, but not suspended. As far as hocking one on Eli Manning, I think there are a lot of Giants fans who would gladly let him have it. "PTOOEY! Hey Eli, you're a fuckin' bum!" (in best Bronx accent).

Comment icon posted at 11:22 AM CDT on December 18

Spit Happens Owens gives Hall the weather, not the news. With friends like this, who needs enemies?

posted to Football at 11:41 AM CDT

Stomp his guts out? Man, that's mild. I'd poke his eyes out. Then, I'd get in my mini-van and run him over. Then I'd light him on fire. Then I'd hang him from the goal post and punch him like a heavy bag. Then I'd...

Comment icon posted at 8:56 PM CDT on December 17

Young Buckeyes considering NFL draft I wonder how good they will be next year if they all go?

posted to Football at 5:52 PM CDT

Hey sydney2006, you're mumbling. You might want to take those sour grapes out of your mouth. Nice of you to blame the loss on Bo inconveniently passing away. How inconsiderate of him. Nice comeback.

Comment icon posted at 3:50 PM CDT on December 16

Clevelander32, you pretty much hit it right on the head. But think about something. How sweet would it be to kick Michigan's ass TWICE in one year? That would be freakin' awesome. But Sydney 2000 would come up with some chicken-shit excuse like the team had too many White Castle's and had the shits. Nice.

Comment icon posted at 8:40 PM CDT on December 17

Arrogant. When you're a fan of a great undefeated team like this year's Buckeyes, arrogant is good. Come on, if the shoe were on the other foot with the Wolverines as the undefeated team and the Bucks on the outside looking in, Michigan fans would be the same. We're just enjoying a season that doesn't come around very often.

Comment icon posted at 11:02 AM CDT on December 18

Is cancer performance enhacing? Robin Parisotto, a former Australian Institute of Sport researcher, takes issue with claims that Lance Armstrong's testicular cancer actually helped him during the Tour de France

posted to Other at 5:38 AM CDT

I think I'll pass on the cancer and just remain the average schmoe that I am.

Comment icon posted at 10:11 AM CDT on December 15

Teammates for life. Former Cowboy cornerback Everson Walls, victim of one of the most infamous TD's ever is set to donate a kidney to former teammate and diabetic running back Ron Springs, who just happens to be the father of current Redskins cornerback Shawn Springs.

posted to Football at 8:47 PM CDT

I'm sure that in a few years from now when Terry Glenn or Roy Williams need a kidney that they could call TO. I'm sure he wouldn't give it a second thought:)

Comment icon posted at 9:55 AM CDT on December 14