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March 07, 2006
Hidden: Qeue Popeye: I stands all I can stands, and I can't stands no more!
I think a croquet mallet is probably the wimpiest sporting "ban hammer" I can imagine. I prefer to think of the ban hammer as the sledgehammer Dave Parker used to warm up before a plate appearance.
posted by grum@work at 06:01 PM on March 07, 2006
grum if you've got the photoshop "skillz" (did I just type that, or think it?), by all means mock it up and I'll paste in Mr. Parker's Hammer, otherwise goddam's mallet gets the nod. Besides, it reeks of aristocracy and high-breeding. It truly lets the banned user know: We ARE better than you. Now get the HELL out of our country club! Pardon me. A tad too much coffee today.
posted by lilnemo at 06:09 PM on March 07, 2006
a croquet mallet is probably the wimpiest sporting "ban hammer" I can imagine But what other game allows you to belt your opponent's balls out of bounds?
posted by owlhouse at 06:17 PM on March 07, 2006
Budpatient has been banned twice. If this is a third account, it will be banned as well. Since individual callouts are not allowed in the Locker Room, I'm deleting this thread.
posted by rcade at 06:20 PM on March 07, 2006
yessir. *hands in pocket* *kicks cans*
posted by lilnemo at 07:18 PM on March 07, 2006
I got into a bit of a tiff with budpatient, or rather he took exception to me calling him out, and now I think he's using a sock puppet account (eadifudontlikeit - I'm sensing an oral fixation) to get around a (possible?) bannination. Now queue the organ: Ban HAMMER He's the man whose name you'd love to touch... But, you musn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear Because his name can be said by anyone!
banhammer created by goddam Did this warrant its own locker room thread? Probably not. Did I send off an e-mail to the admin? Yes I did. Did he get banned? I don't know. Does he deserve public humiliation? You decide!