Poor, poor bench.
So, he wants to leave Man United, current EPL and ECL winners, the world's most glamourous and highest profile club. And the one that got him to this point in his footballing life, with enthusiastic supporters that have forgiven him all his indiscretions. That'd be typical. Twat.
Or just hit him with a bench, for the rest of his career. There's another definition of "bench him"? I'd love him to go elsewhere - preferably somewhere he'd be found out and exposed as the cheating flat-track-bully he so clearly is - and to then come crawling back, only to be told by Beetroot to stick it up his heavily greased quiff.
Did you guys notice that Real is rumoured to be offering double his current, very high already salary? And after all, it isn't like RM are the Evil Empire or some place he'd be selling his soul for the dosh.
All I really want is for him to go to a league I don't follow. Really, there isn't anyone in the EPL (sorry, BEPL) who sucks the joy out of the game the way he does for me. Perhaps someone in the Borneo Sweatshop League (or maybe the MISL) might be willing to pony up to get this delicate flower out of my life.
Really, there isn't anyone in the EPL (sorry, BEPL) who sucks the joy out of the game the way he does for me. Big Joey Barton fan? Craig Bellamy? Robbie Savage? I'm not a Ronaldo fan either, but he's not the worst thing on the pitch each week. Just smells that way.
