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May 21, 2006
Hidden: Fat reporters and pencilnecks !: I'm not a Barry Bonds fan. Didn't even like him when he was younger. But, I am so sick and tired of listening to fat smelly reporters and little pencilneck geeks talk about a subject they know nothing about. Fact #1 : Most men over 36 should be tested to see if their testosterone levels are what they are supposed to be. Most men are "T" defecient. Fact # 2. The majority of Dr.s do not know the effects of steroids. They don't know the AMA research that has been done. Research that says steroids in appropriate dosages have benefits for men. Fact #3 : Fat greasy reorters and bird chested office workers DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING about steroids. They believe what they read. That's similar to believing that the The Divinci Code is based on fact. I know you read it. You even fixed your comb over and took the ball and chain to go see the movie. And because Dan Brown said the book was BASED on facts you believe it . Fact #4: There is no such thing as baseball purity ! Let's see , How many times did Mickey Mantle play on a littlle speed trying to recover from the hangover and booty-call he had the night before. Greenies= ephedra, people. Another unfairly banned substance. The pharmacutical companies can't stand the fact you buy ripped fuel for a fraction of the price that they charged for the same product. The amount of deaths from effedra per user as compared to the amount of deaths contributed to tylenol...well letts put it this way. Tylenol killed over 2500 people last year. The amount of death attributed to ephedra, a whopping twelve people. Most of those deaths were contrbiuted to misuse of the drug. Let's take this purity issue one step further. Curt Schilling. Yep, good ol Curt. Did I think the whole sock red thing thing require a large set of bolts. Yes.The question is.If the same injury happenes to Nolan Ryan before his last no- hitter. Would Ryan have gotten that no hitter? Doubtful huh. Back before every-one panicked, Pro-Hormones were legal. They made people healthy. Look it up. The AMA agreed. Pro-hormones and creatine , a healthy diet, and great workout ethics will make you a large human being. How long have people used pain killers and cortisone shots to play the days game. 20 cc of morphine will kill you. 20 cc of testosterone will give you a bad case of zitts and gynomastia. So my question is....define purity. Fact #5. Barry Bonds is a butthole. However, I have two ex-wives that I took a whole lot less lip from before they made my hair fall out. Bonds get's pounded every day from you bunch of geek's and you stupid question asking idiots everyday. He should of divorced you sooner. How would you like it your wife shoved a microphone in your face while you were getting dressed and asked you why you didn't do the dishes to her specifications, even though you cleaned the rest of the house like a charm. But she did this repeatedly everyday. Yep, you would be outta the house looking for another cottage chees butt wife to cook your lard laden meals. Same goes for you you goobers who show up at the gym with black socks on and the shoes you usually cut grass on. Don't stay too long , wife will be calling soon. I guess my point is let's get over the whole asterix thing. Baseball has always cheated. How many base hit's do we take away because a guy behind the scoreboard is stealing the other teams signs. How many home runs were hit with loaded bats. I'm sure Sammy wasn,t the first. Most people lack the education to make the judgement that is Barry Bonds. You have the whole internet to research this subject. Barry Bond's dispell one "un-truth". If roid rage really existed. He wouldnt be around to even hit 714. He would have been in jail for ripping The head off of some idiot pitcher that intentionally hit him. Oh yeah I forgot, sometimes hitting another teams batter is part of the purity of the game....Yeah right.
posted by shreksbrother42 to baseball at 11:30 PM - 8 comments
You might want to read the guidelines, maybe write a column or five.
posted by justgary at 11:53 PM on May 21, 2006
does that link actually go to anywhere or is my internet just being dumb?
posted by SavyMcSaverson at 12:54 AM on May 22, 2006
I think we've touched all the Bonds bases now, lets tip our hats and call it quits. For a week or so anyway.
posted by mjkredliner at 01:20 AM on May 22, 2006
I hate the dipshit media like the next guy, but talk about beating a dead horse.
posted by Big Dookie at 01:35 AM on May 22, 2006
Wow...talk about letting it out...guess that's all that can be said on this topic...
posted by donnnnychris at 02:18 AM on May 22, 2006
Get your own blog, deadhorsebeater.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:24 AM on May 22, 2006
Oh boy a pro steroid blog. Can't find that very often....shoot em up baby
posted by Truwriter at 11:02 AM on May 27, 2006
Well then.