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Ben Roethlisberger Action Figure Have you guys seen this? They're making action figures for your favorite sports figures now. Next they're going to release a limited addition motorcycle, helmet not included

posted by SDM at 01:18 PM on September 26

Dikembe Mutombo will open the door on his life's work Sept. 2 in Kinshasa, the capital of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, marking the completion of the $29 million Biamba Marie Mutombo Hospital and Research Center. He donated $15 million of his own money and received additional aid from his fellow NBA players, owners, and celebrities such as Jay-Z, Bono, and Bill Gates. The hospital is named after his mother, who died nine years ago of a stroke and failed to make it to a nearby hospital due to civil unrest and curfew restrictions.

posted by Ufez Jones at 05:58 PM on August 19

Kornheiser Opens Eyes, Including His Own

posted by justgary at 02:19 AM on August 15

Federer vs. Nadal again! In case you forgot with all the World Cup excitement, there's this little tennis tournament going on called Wimbledon. Federer is playing "flawless" tennis and Nadal surprised everyone by making it to the final in just his 5th professional tournament on grass playing his usual high-energy, take no prisoners game. Theoretically, Federer should dominate on grass, but some question his, ahem, resolve .

posted by sic at 04:06 PM on July 08

France stop the samba. In this World Cup's biggest upset, France bundled out Brazil in a 1-0 quarterfinal win. What happened? Is France the new favorite? Next up: Portugal.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:53 AM on July 03

Fat reporters and pencilnecks ! I'm not a Barry Bonds fan. Didn't even like him when he was younger. But, I am so sick and tired of listening to fat smelly reporters and little pencilneck geeks talk about a subject they know nothing about. Fact #1 : Most men over 36 should be tested to see if their testosterone levels are what they are supposed to be. Most men are "T" defecient. Fact # 2. The majority of Dr.s do not know the effects of steroids. They don't know the AMA research that has been done. Research that says steroids in appropriate dosages have benefits for men. Fact #3 : Fat greasy reorters and bird chested office workers DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING about steroids. They believe what they read. That's similar to believing that the The Divinci Code is based on fact. I know you read it. You even fixed your comb over and took the ball and chain to go see the movie. And because Dan Brown said the book was BASED on facts you believe it . Fact #4: There is no such thing as baseball purity ! Let's see , How many times did Mickey Mantle play on a littlle speed trying to recover from the hangover and booty-call he had the night before. Greenies= ephedra, people. Another unfairly banned substance. The pharmacutical companies can't stand the fact you buy ripped fuel for a fraction of the price that they charged for the same product. The amount of deaths from effedra per user as compared to the amount of deaths contributed to tylenol...well letts put it this way. Tylenol killed over 2500 people last year. The amount of death attributed to ephedra, a whopping twelve people. Most of those deaths were contrbiuted to misuse of the drug. Let's take this purity issue one step further. Curt Schilling. Yep, good ol Curt. Did I think the whole sock red thing thing require a large set of bolts. Yes.The question is.If the same injury happenes to Nolan Ryan before his last no- hitter. Would Ryan have gotten that no hitter? Doubtful huh. Back before every-one panicked, Pro-Hormones were legal. They made people healthy. Look it up. The AMA agreed. Pro-hormones and creatine , a healthy diet, and great workout ethics will make you a large human being. How long have people used pain killers and cortisone shots to play the days game. 20 cc of morphine will kill you. 20 cc of testosterone will give you a bad case of zitts and gynomastia. So my question is....define purity. Fact #5. Barry Bonds is a butthole. However, I have two ex-wives that I took a whole lot less lip from before they made my hair fall out. Bonds get's pounded every day from you bunch of geek's and you stupid question asking idiots everyday. He should of divorced you sooner. How would you like it your wife shoved a microphone in your face while you were getting dressed and asked you why you didn't do the dishes to her specifications, even though you cleaned the rest of the house like a charm. But she did this repeatedly everyday. Yep, you would be outta the house looking for another cottage chees butt wife to cook your lard laden meals. Same goes for you you goobers who show up at the gym with black socks on and the shoes you usually cut grass on. Don't stay too long , wife will be calling soon. I guess my point is let's get over the whole asterix thing. Baseball has always cheated. How many base hit's do we take away because a guy behind the scoreboard is stealing the other teams signs. How many home runs were hit with loaded bats. I'm sure Sammy wasn,t the first. Most people lack the education to make the judgement that is Barry Bonds. You have the whole internet to research this subject. Barry Bond's dispell one "un-truth". If roid rage really existed. He wouldnt be around to even hit 714. He would have been in jail for ripping The head off of some idiot pitcher that intentionally hit him. Oh yeah I forgot, sometimes hitting another teams batter is part of the purity of the game....Yeah right.

posted by shreksbrother42 at 11:30 PM on May 22

Records may fall, but the Babe endures That the focus is still on the Babe even in a hometown paper reveals exactly what the locals think about #25's pursuit of a legendary record.

posted by irunfromclones at 02:34 PM on May 05

Dolphins' Taylor stabbed in road rage incident Taylor refused medical treatment after suffering a minor stab wound in his forearm following a near-accident. The incident has been classified by police as a "hate crime," due to the use of racial epithets by the attacker.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:33 AM on May 05

The US Masters is upon us again. This is the 70th time the tournament has been held. It's the 10th anniversary of Norman's final round collapse, and the 20th anniversary of Nicklaus's incredible win at the age of 46. The field is invited (not open) and traditionally includes the US and British Amateur champions. Augusta is all about tradition, but all the talk prior to this year's tournament has been about the changes to the course - even Tiger has spoken out against them - but this time tomorrow, the talking will stop and we'll see who looks like becoming the next owner of a green jacket.

posted by JJ at 08:22 AM on April 05

Bonds gets needled by fan at PetCo Park A fan tossed a syringe at San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds during the Padres' home opener on Monday. How much of this type of stuff can Bonds expect this season, and what's the worst fan behavior you've ever seen?

posted by wfrazerjr at 10:14 AM on April 04

No Crying for Big Baby: LSU Takes Out Duke , exposing their deficiencies.

posted by justgary at 11:07 PM on March 24

Two Vikings claim discrimination. Daunte Culpepper and Moe Williams are accusing a prosecutor of discriminating against them when charging them of crimes in the love boat scandal.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 02:07 PM on March 02

Two Vikings claim discrimination. Daunte Culpepper and Moe Williams are accusing a prosecutor of discriminating against them when charging them of crimes in the love boat scandal.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 02:07 PM on March 02

Two Vikings claim discrimination. Daunte Culpepper and Moe Williams are accusing a prosecutor of discriminating against them when charging them of crimes in the love boat scandal.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 02:07 PM on March 02

Bode "rocked" at the Olympics Even though he didn't even finish several of the events he was expected to medal in and left the Turin empty-handed, Bode Miller enjoyed his Olympic experience, particularly his time at crazy bars.

posted by fatfryar at 03:48 PM on February 25