December 12, 2007

Chuck Norris Didn't Invent the Internet; He Simply Scared It Into Existence: University of Florida quarterbackTim Tebow gets the Heisman, then gets the coup de grace: a congratulatory note from Walker, Texas Ranger.

posted by The_Black_Hand to football at 04:41 PM - 12 comments

Tebow spent time with UF's other Heisman winners - Danny Wuerffel (1996) and Steve Spurrier (1966) Yeah. Tim - hope you didn't drink from the same glass or something. You might catch the suck. as well as 1982 winner Herschel Walker. That's better. "There are no endangered species. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live."

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:07 PM on December 12

Fun Read TBH, thanks. The two web sites listed are also fun. Yeah. Tim - hope you didn't drink from the same glass or something. You might catch the suck. Ha!! Great line Weedy! Apparently there was a leak, the George Mitchell report sums it up in only one sentence: "There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on" Sorry to open that can of worms early.

posted by BoKnows at 05:26 PM on December 12

So, hear goes: "An anagram for Walker, Texas Ranger" is Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it is AWESOME!" That one made me laugh. Oh yeah. Congrats Tebow.

posted by THX-1138 at 06:51 PM on December 12

TBH, I hope you got permission from Chuck Norris before you posted that link. Because he will roundhouse you in the face.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:38 PM on December 12

Tebow is good, great even, but he's no Chuck Norris!!!

posted by lil'red at 10:04 PM on December 12

My boy Cole Hamels is gonna overtake the Chuck list yo...

posted by GoBirds at 03:30 AM on December 13

Nobody overtakes Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris simply lets people catch up so he can kick them in the face.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:47 AM on December 13

Sorry but I just couldn't help myself: The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain

posted by BornIcon at 09:07 AM on December 13

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

posted by Bill Lumbergh at 10:24 AM on December 13

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he does Earth downs .

posted by trrron at 10:31 AM on December 13

Chuck Norris does not blend.

posted by holden at 11:05 AM on December 13

"Chuck Norris facts" by Chuck Norris

posted by BornIcon at 02:45 PM on December 13

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