Chuck Norris Didn't Invent the Internet; He Simply Scared It Into Existence: University of Florida quarterbackTim Tebow gets the Heisman, then gets the coup de grace: a congratulatory note from Walker, Texas Ranger.
posted by The_Black_Hand to football at 04:41 PM - 12 comments
Tebow spent time with UF's other Heisman winners - Danny Wuerffel (1996) and Steve Spurrier (1966) Yeah. Tim - hope you didn't drink from the same glass or something. You might catch the suck. as well as 1982 winner Herschel Walker. That's better. "There are no endangered species. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live."
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:07 PM on December 12
Fun Read TBH, thanks. The two web sites listed are also fun. Yeah. Tim - hope you didn't drink from the same glass or something. You might catch the suck. Ha!! Great line Weedy! Apparently there was a leak, the George Mitchell report sums it up in only one sentence: "There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on" Sorry to open that can of worms early.
posted by BoKnows at 05:26 PM on December 12
So, hear goes: "An anagram for Walker, Texas Ranger" is Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it is AWESOME!" That one made me laugh. Oh yeah. Congrats Tebow.
posted by THX-1138 at 06:51 PM on December 12
TBH, I hope you got permission from Chuck Norris before you posted that link. Because he will roundhouse you in the face.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:38 PM on December 12
Tebow is good, great even, but he's no Chuck Norris!!!
posted by lil'red at 10:04 PM on December 12
My boy Cole Hamels is gonna overtake the Chuck list yo... http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html
posted by GoBirds at 03:30 AM on December 13
Nobody overtakes Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris simply lets people catch up so he can kick them in the face.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:47 AM on December 13
Sorry but I just couldn't help myself: The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
posted by BornIcon at 09:07 AM on December 13
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
posted by Bill Lumbergh at 10:24 AM on December 13
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he does Earth downs .
posted by trrron at 10:31 AM on December 13
Chuck Norris does not blend.
posted by holden at 11:05 AM on December 13
"Chuck Norris facts" by Chuck Norris
posted by BornIcon at 02:45 PM on December 13
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