The only thing he would've done differently was NOT turn down the music. A statement like that makes me think he hasn't learned his lesson. How about not driving home wasted at 5am. That might be a good place to start.
where does it say he was wasted?
Just assuming. That's how I leave a club at 5am.
There was no alcohol involved. He simply fell asleep. Check here about a third of the way down: