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November 22, 2011

Intruder Defrosts Lobster of White Sox GM: An intruder broke into the home of Chicago White Sox general manager Kenny Williams, put on his clothes, wore his 2005 World Series ring, drank his beer, cooked a pizza, surfed the Internet and defrosted a lobster, police allege. Wayne L. Field III, 51, was arrested after allegedly returning to the home and peering into a window. He was still wearing the clothes and ring.

posted by rcade to baseball at 12:15 PM - 3 comments

I can understand most of the thing things, but defrosting a man's lobster?

You just don't do that to a man.

posted by Bonkers at 10:45 PM on November 22

Some dude tried to defrost my lobster and I told him I wasn't really into that, but if I was I'd want dinner and drinks first, bare minimum.

posted by cobra! at 10:52 AM on November 23

I vote this thread for Thread Title of the Year.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:10 AM on November 24

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