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Thursday, December 05, 2002

Area Man Thinking Up Funny Things To Say For Next Football Game "Kordell Stewart may end up starting at quarterback, and I've pretty much run through every Kordell joke in the book over the years," said Patek, poring over the USA Today sports page. "Do I joke about how he could get yanked in favor of a guy with a concussion and spinal-cord injury? I could, but I'd have to be careful."

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Hrm. I can't say much about that, seeing as I used to do roughly that for Duke games :/ Of course, we had a reputation to uphold...

posted by tieguy at 01:12 PM - reply - flag:

Popular Humor Publication Wrings Out Yet More Tired Prose Derived From Mildly Witty Headline "It's not that we don't try to invent anything original," said Shrumlinger. "Well, actually, maybe it is that. I mean, if everybody loves you for mimicking newspaper prose over and over again, why shouldn't you mimick newspaper prose over and over again? We want to be loved, too, you know."

posted by ajax at 05:16 PM - reply - flag:

I kind of see where you're coming from, ajax, but dude, the Onion is free.

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