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Name:	Jennifer Gonzales
Member since:	November 28, 2005
Last visit:	September 01, 2006

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One Toke Over The Line, Ron Mexico... Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick "reluctantly" turned over a water bottle to TSA agents at the Miami-Dade International Airport yesterday. Upon closer inspection, the bottle had a hidden compartment containing "a dark particulate" and emanating "a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana." Considering that Ron Mexico's had at least one TSA problem before, why would you even try to get something through security?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:34 PM on January 18

I'm sure he could have puffed pre-airport, had someone pick him up with a big old sack of green--why did he need it on the plane? Either a: it was some wicked chronic that he just couldn't bear to part with, b: he's a cheap-mf, or c: and the most likely reason--he's a retard. What happened to the old fashioned way of smuggling something on a plane--you know, where you're pretty safe unless they require a cavity search:) Adriana Cote d'Ivoire

posted at 04:24 PM on January 18

Seattle edges Dallas in a wild, wild 4th quarter
One of the most nail-biting fourth quarters I've ever seen! Dallas looked poised to waltz into the end zone for an easy 2 or 6 point win in the final two minutes of the game, until an incredible goal line stop by Tatupu and an improbable drop of a FG snap led to a wild finish to Saturday's football action.

posted by Hal Incandenza at 10:28 PM on January 08

Did anyone happen to catch Martin Gramatica's reaction to the play. If he grabs Babineaux, instead of just reaching out for him, Romo is in the end zone and the Cowboys aren't off playing golf today. I'm a Pats fan, but my heart broke for Romo--God, 2 months ago, he was the second coming of Christ down here in Big D, and now, he's a goat. Oh well, hopefully, he can get his head right for next season--sad stuff.

posted at 09:22 AM on January 08

Zito Breaks the Bank. Barry Zito stays in the Bay Area, signing a seven-year deal worth $126 million. It's the richest contract for a pitcher in Major League Baseball history.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:26 AM on December 29

I hope no one actually got their hopes up in Texas over Zito--Texas get pitching? Not when there's a chance to pick up 3 or 4 MORE outfielders.....

posted at 12:17 PM on December 29

Red Sox implosion: Not as much fun as a Yankees breakdown would be. But it's a lot of fun. (From King Kaufman at Salon -- Just click through the damn ad!)

posted by holden at 05:03 PM on September 01

I'm having a hard time even watching the Sox play these days. It makes me so sad to see my team falling apart before my eyes. These guys are basically still kids, and they're having to deal with heart problems and cancer--what the fuck?

posted at 11:01 AM on September 01

Mexico skier qualifies, gets denied trip to Games "I've been training for three years for this, I've got my qualification points and then they tell me a few days before the Games that they aren't going to send a team, it is really annoying..."

posted by justgary at 09:50 PM on February 11

We were just busting my (Mexican) sister-in-law's chops for this last night. You would think in a country with so many people, that there would be a couple of athletes participating.

posted at 09:46 AM on February 11

The Big Hurt Becomes an A Frank Thomas has been signed to a one year deal with the Oakland A's. It remains to be seen if Thomas will actually play or will get hurt in spring training and spend the rest of the season standing around the dugout looking pissed off.

posted by fenriq at 06:07 PM on January 26

kjones, unless we get some pitching here in Arlington, you could probably bump your number up to at least 20!!!!

posted at 10:22 AM on January 26

Marcus Vick's downward spiral continues... The former Virginia Tech quarterback, kicked off the team last week for unsportsmanlike behavior and legal troubles, now has more of the latter, after allegedly brandishing a gun during an argument in a McDonald's parking lot.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:14 PM on January 09

Maybe he'll get lucky and be drafted by the Ravens, where Ray Lewis can mentor him on how to be a real criminal.....I wonder if MV and Maurice Clarett hang out together?

posted at 03:43 PM on January 09

New England Edges Jacksonville The Jacksonville Jaguars outpunted the New England Patriots in the AFC wild-card round Saturday, averaging 41.8 yards to 39.2 yards, but the other 15 statistical categories proved to be the deciding factor in a 28-3 drubbing that set a record for consecutive playoff wins by a team, coach and quarterback.

posted by rcade at 10:22 PM on January 07

and I'm glad I didn't follow your suggestion to rob my coke dealer or my grandma--they're both fuckin' nuts--I'd like to be around to catch the rest of the playoffs without the proverbial cap in my ass!

posted at 10:39 PM on January 07

posted by rcade at 10:22 PM on January 07

make it past next week--sorry, I drank too much during the game

posted at 10:36 PM on January 07

posted by rcade at 10:22 PM on January 07

Rcade, I hope you lost a bundle on that game---how dare you predict a "stone -cold lock" against the Patriots!!! The Patriots looked like they were just working out, and they still kicked the shit out of the Jaguars. They may not make it past week, but I would not be surprosed to see the 3 peat happen---GO PATS!!!!!!

posted at 10:31 PM on January 07

Stone Cold Lock: Jacksonville Over New England On Saturday, the Jaguars will end Tom Brady's perfect playoff record and leave the Super Bowl champs in the cold, predicts SportsFilter columnist rcade.

posted by justgary at 03:44 PM on January 06

rcade, put the crack pipe down....

posted at 04:49 PM on January 06

if they earn it let 'em celebrate Over the past few years guys like T.O. and Chad Johnson have been critisized for dances like these... but who's gonna stop them? not me! i think if they score they've earned a dance or two

posted by bronxbomber at 10:16 PM on December 30

I almost peed in my panties when Joe Horn pulled out that cell phone.

posted at 05:13 PM on December 30

Red Sox contact Clemens about 2006 season I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:15 PM on December 12

Astros World Series Champs in 2007? What's gonna happen in 06?

posted at 06:37 PM on December 12

Moving Jeter or A-Rod to center The Yankees are so desperately seeking a Center Fielder, now that they don't have Bernie Williams nor Bobby Crosby, that they are even considering moving either Jeter or Rodriguez out there. Joe Torre said that the solution to this problem may be within the own team (refering to moving Alex or Derek).

Brian Giles is in conversations with the Yankees, but he has interest in staying in the West Coast, where he resides, and he would rather sign with the Dodgers. The Yanks have also touched on Johnny Damon, from the Red Sox, but his agent Scott Boras, as always, is interested in a super contract of at least 7 years; something that NY is not willing to do, since they are offering 3 to 4 years at the most.

posted by zippinglou at 10:06 AM on December 01

Bubba Crosby--I think Bobby plays for the A's.

posted at 10:47 AM on December 01

Specter Backs Down SportsFilter.com wins one for the State of PA.

posted by Wrigley South at 06:40 AM on November 30

Wrigley, while you're at at it, could you put in a call to the head dicks down here in Arlington and see if you can convince them to spend some money on pitching for our beloved Rangers? I mean, since you're in a miracle-performing sort of mood?

posted at 10:36 AM on November 30