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Sammy Sosa Tested Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs in 2003

Get everyone on the juice. At least then it will be a level playing field.

posted by docshredder at 12:23 AM on June 18

Iranian Soccer Players Wear Green Protest Arm Bands

I don't know docshredder. These people are actually attacking Baseej HQ buildings. They ain't taking anyone's shit this time.

That may be true, but it didn't stop the militia from shooting into a crowd of protesters...

posted by docshredder at 12:22 AM on June 18

Donte Stallworth Gets 30 Days Jail for DUI Manslaughter

No one has mentioned the fact that Stallworth told police that he flashed his lights and honked his horn to warn the guy... How did he have all that time and still end up running the dude over? That part of the story just doesn't pass the smell test.

posted by docshredder at 12:21 AM on June 18

Donte Stallworth Gets 30 Days Jail for DUI Manslaughter

I happen to think the outcome was fair for a first-time offender; you likely don't. And that's understandable, too.

Let's hope a drunk driver never kills one of your family members... Killing someone is killing someone. Unless the guy jumped in front of the car to commit suicide, it's a murder. Rich people get away with murder, literally. It has a lot to do with, as stated multiple times above, that rich people can afford better, and more highly trained attorneys. While poor people get stuck with the guy who barely passed the bar and couldn't get hired by a real law firm. 30-days in jail is a slap in the face to this guys family and his memory, no matter how much Stallworth paid his family.

posted by docshredder at 08:40 PM on June 17

Sammy Sosa Tested Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs in 2003

If you're shocked by this, you must have been hiding under a rock for the last 10 years (at least).

posted by docshredder at 08:34 PM on June 17

Iranian Soccer Players Wear Green Protest Arm Bands

I wonder if they'll actually step on a pitch again, or if they'll conveniently go missing in the near future.

Sadly, I'm going to guess option #2...

posted by docshredder at 08:32 PM on June 17

Lakers Win NBA Championship

"You spelled "douche bags" wrong."

That's probably because unlike you, I don't live at still home and run errands for my mom...

posted by docshredder at 08:30 PM on June 17

Lakers Win NBA Championship

If you were expecting a pat on the back for quoting yourself, uh, sorry we're all out of that. We have plenty of snark left if you're interested, though.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you deuche bags... But, to quote myself again, "Redemption is sweet!"

I respect Kobe. I like him more than I used to, but there's still not a ton of love there, I must admit.

It's hard to like a guy when he's ripping your heart out on a nightly basis. I don't know who your hometown team or favorite team is, but if Kobe was on it, you'd be worshipping the dude on Sundays.

posted by docshredder at 04:28 PM on June 15

Lakers Win NBA Championship

As a Laker fan, I am saddened by this news. I was looking forward to revenge in the finals. Beating the Cavs will not be nearly as satisfying. I also have a lot of respect for KG and I hope this is not a career ending type of injury, especially considering that it was a non-contact injury. Hopefully, he will recover and be ready to go next season, so that we can get our revenge in 2010 along with our back-to-back t-shirts and hats.

posted by docshredder at 03:32 PM on April 16

I took a lot of crap for that post...but it was worth it. I guess I was wrong about the opponent, but I don't think anyone truthfully thought the Magic would be in the Finals. The thing is, I, along with a lot of people I talked to, were just waiting for the Cavs to lose it. They OVERACHEIVED more than any other team in the league this year and LeBron deserved the regular season MVP by leading that cast to the best record, but I am sure he would trade places with Kobe in a heartbeat. Anyone who participated in one of the ridiculous "Kobe Sucks" chants this postseason should be barred from ever attending another NBA game. All the other teams in the league need to come up with a better chant than "BEAT LA", that shit is so stale... Hopefully the Lakers will be back next year. If Bynum gets back to the way he was playing before his injury and can make it through the whole season, no one will have a chance to stop the back to back.

I get upset watching Phil just sit on his high chair and never call timeouts or make any huge adjustments, but I guess you can't argue with results. I think Van Gundy hurt his team with the whole Jameer Nelson debacle. The guy wasn't ready to play and he hurt Alston's confidence by relegating him to being a 1/2 a game player. The Magic are a scary team for anyone, but just like everyone said all year long and have said for years... "Live by the 3, die by the 3." That's exactly what happened. They need to let Turkgoglu go and pick up a real power forward that can actually bang in the paint and help out Howard. He is the only guy on the Magic that can grab a rebound. Turk is good but they just have way too many soft perimeter guys. It was a great season, at least for this Laker fan. Redemption is sweet.

posted by docshredder at 01:34 PM on June 15

Garnett expected to miss entire playoffs

you've made a bunch of noise about the Angels being a monster team and how great the Lakers are

Did I say that the Angels were a monster team? Sounds like you think the Red Sox are a monster team. You're implying that by saying the Angels would beat the Sox in the playoffs I am saying that the Angels are a monster team? 65-17 is all I have to say about the Lakers. If that indicates that they are not great, please tell me how so. I'm sorry that your beloved Pistons imploded and let their best player leave and got nothing in return.

posted by docshredder at 03:19 PM on April 17

Garnett expected to miss entire playoffs

Typical Lakers-sycophant.

Next time you try to step outside of your limited vocabulary, use a dictionary. Someone should crack your "egg-bounded" head open.

posted by docshredder at 01:23 AM on April 17

Garnett expected to miss entire playoffs

As a Laker fan, I am saddened by this news. I was looking forward to revenge in the finals. Beating the Cavs will not be nearly as satisfying. I also have a lot of respect for KG and I hope this is not a career ending type of injury, especially considering that it was a non-contact injury. Hopefully, he will recover and be ready to go next season, so that we can get our revenge in 2010 along with our back-to-back t-shirts and hats.

posted by docshredder at 03:32 PM on April 16

Red Sox' Beckett Suspended Six Games

A: So you think the Sox are in so much trouble they will make the playoffs? B: I'd be hesitant to predict the Angels beating on anyone in the playoffs, but especially Boston.

The Angels didn't have any trouble beating Boston while missing 3 of their top 5 starters... It's a long season and I guess we'll have to see what happens.

posted by docshredder at 11:29 AM on April 15

Red Sox' Beckett Suspended Six Games

First he throws at Abreu's head then he comes in and starts talking shit? Josh Beckett = asshat. When suspending a pitcher it should be however many games suspended times 5. That way they actually miss the correct amount of games. The Sox are just in trouble right now and they thought they could get amped up over a brawl with the Angels, who will wind up kicking their asses in the playoffs.

posted by docshredder at 11:54 PM on April 14

A.B.C. Teams: All But the Championship

Yeah it's hard tol say that the Timberwolves had a shot at the title over those five years and then qualify it with this statement: "But first round playoff exits were a problem; 7 consecutive first round exits to be exact." If you get bounced in the 1st round, you really didn't have a chance to win the championship... Matter of fact, if you don't even make it to the Finals (ahem...Phoenix, Minnesota, Sacramento, Milwaukee, New York), you never had a chance to win a championship. This article is giving too much credit to too many teams.

posted by docshredder at 09:00 PM on April 10