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xmutex
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Name: Wells Oliver
Homepage URL: http://www.submute.net
Member since: February 02, 2005
Last visit: October 22, 2006

xmutex has posted 3 links and 14 comments to SportsFilter and 1 link and 0 comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

Twenty five Rickey Henderson anecdotes:

posted by xmutex to baseball at 12:57 PM on March 30 - 24 comments

T.O. in Big D: Terrell Owens has reached an agreement in principle to join the Dallas Cowboys. The signing comes six years after he showed contempt for the franchise by spiking two touchdowns on the star at the midfield of Texas Stadium, the second of which resulted in George Teague drawing the most beloved unsportsmanlike conduct foul in Cowboys history.

posted by xmutex to football at 12:24 AM on March 18 - 104 comments

ESPN.com reports Paul Konerko not signing with the Boston Red Sox: I mean, Konerko signing with the Chicago White Sox for $60 million over 5 years. And so the market grows thinner.

posted by xmutex to baseball at 01:39 PM on November 30 - 14 comments

Recent Comments

Favre angry that NFL turns its back on Robinson

The action of drinking alcohol is a choice. However, nobody chooses to be an alcoholic. Alcoholism is the choice made to drink, over and over. It is not a disease. It is a sequence of choices made by an individual.

posted by xmutex at 12:05 AM on October 20

Steelers: Big Ben Injured In Motorcycle Accident

It doesn't really sound like he'll be OK: From The Pittsburgh Channel: "According to a police source, Roethlisberger suffered a broken jaw, broke his left sinus cavity, suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost many teeth and has severe injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement. A plastic surgeon has been called in, the source said." What a vastly and impressively stupid young man.

posted by xmutex at 02:38 PM on June 12

Should we talk about the weather?

Eh. Kind of cool but correlate their temps with the general temps in the home town.

posted by xmutex at 03:32 PM on June 01

National football league

Son, have you been drinking?

posted by xmutex at 12:41 AM on April 17

Sunderland relegated after "best result of the season."

Good lord I wish Major League Baseball had relegation.

posted by xmutex at 11:33 PM on April 14

Houston, we have a soccer team!

That's really cool. I wish all MLS teams would have a similar recpetion, and I wish Seattle would get a MLS team.

posted by xmutex at 03:47 PM on April 03

T.O. in Big D

Someone totally changed the wording of my drunken alarmist post. WTF. Was it Drew Rosenhaus?

posted by xmutex at 01:22 PM on March 18

Vince Young Fumbles an Opportunity

It's only reporters and fans that talk about the importance of humility. It's such crap. It's pretty clear to me that being a cocky asshole can really help someone's athletic career. Of course it goes both ways but anyone who says that being arrogantly sure of yourself is never a helpful thing is pretty much lying.

posted by xmutex at 11:21 AM on March 10

Steelers Won Super Bowl XL

MVP: Bill Leavy. What the fuck ever.

posted by xmutex at 09:25 PM on February 05

It's on

Do Yankee fans even like Rodriguez?

posted by xmutex at 02:31 PM on November 14

Ascending Colon

Bah. There's no way a closer should ever win the Cy Young award. Not that there is any real Cy Young candidate in the AL this year, but still, at least it went to a starter.

posted by xmutex at 05:48 PM on November 08

Eagles Give T.O. a Season-Ending Timeout

This isn't quite grounding TO into pet food, but I'll take it. Bon voyage!

posted by xmutex at 04:24 PM on November 07

Clinton Portis as Dr. I Don't Know.

ha, who knew? I guess you're in the DC market. That's a great story, or history of stories I guess.

posted by xmutex at 04:21 PM on November 07

Move Over Dan Snyder

I laughed when I read this. And then I felt badly, because suicide is not funny. But then I laughed a little bit again.

posted by xmutex at 03:52 PM on February 02