"I'd ask how they sleep at night, but I'm afraid the answer would be "deeply and soundly as only genuine monsters can."'
I thought the appropriate answer was "On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies."
posted by Bonkers at 07:59 AM on December 12
I had told some friends for a couple weeks that Ohio State was going to get in. and the difference was that they were going to be playing in a conference championship game in the final week.
I had some concern when they went down to the 3rd string QB, but those were cured by half time
posted by Bonkers at 01:17 PM on December 07
I'm surprised USF doesn't make the top three anywhere around Tampa.
As a USF alum...sadly, I'm not. USF hasn't reached the point where it owns it's own backyard. People who go to USF still are people who couldn't get into UF or FSU.
Winning would definitely help more, but things don't seem to be getting much better with Coach Willie Taggart.
posted by Bonkers at 09:02 AM on December 05
Eric Berrry of the Chiefs placed on the Non-Football Illness list with possible lymphoma.
posted by Bonkers at 11:03 PM on November 24
2008 Lions uncorked the Boone's Farm
Fixed that for you.
posted by Bonkers at 08:03 AM on November 21
Do you have Air Force 1 in leopard print? Thanks.
How about Naugahyde? That'd be pretty awesome.
posted by Bonkers at 01:03 PM on November 17
DIE SPAMMER, DIE!
Where's the flag button on SpoFi?
posted by Bonkers at 09:23 AM on November 17
If the Bengals don't make the playoffs...expect everyone to be fired.
posted by Bonkers at 01:04 PM on November 07
What A-Rod's revelation reinforces is that MLB and its purists will have to admit at some point that there was an entire era of baseball that was awash in PEDs and people doing them.
Then, they have to think about how to deal with that entire era, and the stats it produced.
posted by Bonkers at 08:33 AM on November 07
Erin Andrews is staring a hole in Rikke Wilde*, thinking, "If he would just listen to me about probiotics!"
* Is that his Chippendale's name or something?
* Is that his Chippendale's name or something?
Taking a look at him...I'm guessing "no".
Though maybe he was in Motley Crue for a little bit.
Edited: apparently, SpoFi rejects umlauts. Good to know.
posted by Bonkers at 02:08 PM on October 30
Watching the 30 for 30 on The Boz, which is fantastic.
The quote of the night from Brian so far, in response to getting popped for steroids: "I let The Boz handle it, and The Boz doesn't make good decisions."
posted by Bonkers at 07:47 PM on October 29
Colt McCoy is now 2-0 as a quarterback in Washington.
Kirk Cousins is somewhere weeping.
posted by Bonkers at 08:07 AM on October 28
Not Hockey Night tonight in Canada.
Thoughts and prayers to everyone affected.
posted by Bonkers at 01:49 PM on October 22
Prior to the season, Kirk Cousins might have gotten you a first-round draft pick in trade bait.
At this point, you'd be lucky to get a 7th round pick for him.
posted by Bonkers at 04:12 PM on October 19
I'm really, really surprised by the Duke numbers, since I know very, very, few Duke football fans (it's a tiny, private, rich, elite school that historically hasn't been all that good at football, though they've done better recently). There are lots of Duke basketball fans, to be sure. And somehow, I didn't even see UNC in there.
posted by Bonkers at 01:56 PM on October 03
Almaty winning it might be the tipping point, since it will go to a city that's not only not all that important, but to a country that isn't, either; at least you could justify many of the recent choices by the latter criterion if not the former.
Edited to add: not to tute my own horn too loudly, but I actually did know somewhere in the depths of my brain that Kazakhstan was the largest land-locked nation.
posted by Bonkers at 10:04 AM on October 03
The 15th is the last thing you ever see.
posted by Bonkers at 09:47 AM on October 03
One day, we'll get a competitive Thursday Night Football.
Today is not looking like that day.
posted by Bonkers at 09:50 PM on October 02
Exclusive video (briefly NSFW, which I had totally forgotten about) of Brady Hoke on the sidelines during the game.
posted by Bonkers at 08:35 AM on October 01
Also, Dave Grohl is now starting for the bills.
posted by Bonkers at 12:28 AM on September 30
Fox Sports reporting the Raiders have fired head coach Dennis Allen. It's on Wikipedia, so it must be official.
posted by Bonkers at 11:54 PM on September 29
I believe the "Kirk Cousins should be starting vice RGIII" train has officially derailed.
posted by Bonkers at 10:55 PM on September 25
For only the second time in his career, Derek Jeter will play a baseball game today while not in contention for a playoff spot.
posted by Bonkers at 09:08 AM on September 25
Ward's family laid a patch of a statement suggesting a civil suit is waiting at the pole.
Good luck with that when you have to argue against the fact that Ward was high at the time.
posted by Bonkers at 08:00 PM on September 24
apparently every point scored between NE and Oakland was scored by a 'kowski.
I bet Elias doesn't keep statistics on that one.
posted by Bonkers at 10:28 PM on September 21
The CBS analysts thought this would be a tough, close, low-scoring game tonight between the Falcons and Bucs.
It's now 35-0, and we've got 7 minutes left in the 2nd quarter.
posted by Bonkers at 09:32 PM on September 18
Maybe he'll go back to being a terrible boxing announcer. NUTS AND GUTS!
posted by Bonkers at 12:07 PM on September 15
Jadaveon Clowney is also out for 4-6 weeks with a knee injury.
posted by Bonkers at 09:00 PM on September 08
A video of Ray Rice doing a boxing work, apropos of little.
posted by Bonkers at 06:02 PM on September 08
AJ Green is back in form.
posted by Bonkers at 10:22 PM on September 07
Was that in response to "Seattle doesn't miss any tackles. Except for that one just now."?
More his whole schtick, to be honest.
posted by Bonkers at 11:57 PM on September 04
Man, I'm so excited about football being back! Football is so awesome!
(listens to Chris Collinsworth for about an hour)
Meh. Football's back.
posted by Bonkers at 11:03 PM on September 04
We aren't talking about Hard Knocks...but we can be.
I finished the last episode tonight. I was not impressed overall, but mostly because that's the Falcons. They're the vanilla ice cream/pepperoni pizza of NFL teams-nothing to fancy, just solid and reliable, and bland. The person with the most personality of anyone on the team seemed to be Bryan Cox. Is that a problem? I don't know, but it would have been nice to have seen some character and some reflection of the team. Unless of course, there is none.
I get the impression from the year that the Falcons may win the NFC South, but that's about as far as they are going to go.
posted by Bonkers at 10:32 PM on September 03
I'm always impressed that any article even tangentially critical of Russia gets its fair share of Kremlin paid astroturf commenters going off on it hyperbolically.
Their information operations section is terrifyingly awesome.
posted by Bonkers at 04:11 PM on September 03
Also, I can't think of a better way to welcome College Football back than having a team run up 500 yards of offense against a conference rival...and they haven't even finished the 3rd quarter yet.
posted by Bonkers at 08:47 PM on August 28
I can't think of a better way to welcome College Football back than a game featuring a quarterback named Bo.
posted by Bonkers at 08:17 PM on August 28
Watching Hard Knocks, I realize I'd love to see HBO follow a team throughout the season-especially a mid-grade team that struggles and may not end up achieving that much. I understand why NFL films wouldn't want to show that, but it'd be interesting to me.
Also, Bryan Cox is hilarious.
posted by Bonkers at 09:38 PM on August 27
posted by Bonkers at 07:25 PM on August 26
The Belichick-Schiano love connection transcends all administrative transitions
But Greggles is gone...
posted by Bonkers at 07:17 PM on August 26
I felt bad for the Dee Gordons.
posted by Bonkers at 08:18 AM on August 14
Yeah, but even if she moves on, she'll most likely be moving to softball, which has a completely different motion and significantly less strain on the arm.
posted by Bonkers at 03:30 PM on August 11
It couldn't happen to a worse guy for the people who are going to want to believe it was intentional, though.
posted by Bonkers at 01:47 PM on August 10
My initial takeaway from these and a couple other analyses is that the most important part long-term is probably the fact that the judge struck down amateurism. That will mean more for future rulings than the direct impact of this one.
posted by Bonkers at 11:09 PM on August 08
Shape up your face with Cristiano Ronaldo.
posted by Bonkers at 09:16 PM on August 08
While it's early in the NFL (pre)season, I'm going to predict the new pass interference/contact rules will infuriate me throughout the entirety of the season.
posted by Bonkers at 08:25 PM on August 07
"Doubt" is a much better word. Here's your conveniently-timed answer.
It's not that Andy Dalton is a terrible QB, it's that he's an average one at best. Which isn't bad as a QB, but he shouldn't be the the 8th highest paid QB in the NFL (tied with Tony Romo, who also shouldn't be paid that much).
It goes back to an idea I sorta advanced here, that the NFL is throwing elite money at average QBs for reasons that don't relate much to how they actually produce on the field. Dalton may end up being awesome (I don't think so, but I'd like to be pleasantly surprised), or he may end up sucking worse than the Danny Wuerffel). More likely he ends up just being average, though, which is a problem when the teams are loading this money up for average.
posted by Bonkers at 08:57 PM on August 04
The overvaluation of QB security continues.
posted by Bonkers at 10:52 AM on August 04
How does soccer measure how far players run in a game?
It probably involves some of the same formulas Allan Pinkerton used to estimate enemy troop numbers.
posted by Bonkers at 02:20 PM on August 01
I clearly spoke too soon.
posted by Bonkers at 10:54 AM on July 31
"Jon Lester Still With Red Sox" reminds me a little too much of "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."
posted by Bonkers at 11:49 PM on July 30
To me, this greatly ramps UP the pressure on you to perform as the Head Coach.
posted by Bonkers at 07:39 PM on July 29
Conspiracy Theory Hat on: this is being done deliberately to keep McGwire (among others) off and minimize the presence of the Steroid Era.
posted by Bonkers at 02:49 PM on July 26
Trouble in The Best Damn Band in The Land
posted by Bonkers at 03:38 PM on July 24
Heavyweight boxer Tyson Fury is having a bad day.
He had a scheduled fight this weekend (a rematch against Dereck Chisora) canceled due to injury (Tyson's had this happen to him a couple times). This infuriated Tyson, who took to Twitter to vent his spleen, and tried to call out American Deontay Wilder (@BronzeBomber). However, he ended up getting the wrong handle and calling out English soccer lady Lucy Bronze (warning: NSFW language) (@LucyBronze)
It should be noted that Tyson Fury is considered not a bright man and is mostly famous for this:
posted by Bonkers at 05:42 PM on July 21
Dave Rappoccio on Chris Kluwe.
posted by Bonkers at 05:36 PM on July 19
The Leafs would still find a way to screw it all up.
posted by Bonkers at 08:21 PM on July 18
Not that I watched the Espys either, but they did have this, anyway.
posted by Bonkers at 05:17 PM on July 17
Fear the Liechtenstein.
posted by Bonkers at 05:26 PM on July 13
For Miami fans: you don't get to complain about this. As a analogy:
When you date a girl/guy and cause her/him to break-up a relationship to start dating you, you forfeit the right to be angry when she/he cheats on you, because you knew she/he was a cheater from the start. If they'll do it for you, they'll do it to you.
posted by Bonkers at 09:49 AM on July 12
The Onion nails it.
posted by Bonkers at 07:47 AM on July 11
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