Recent Comments by Proto_Helium

Local Columnist Runs Down Emmitt

He's had a great career, but I get the feeling--like Bruce Smith--he hung around a couple years longer than necessary for the sole purpose of padding his stats. I mean, he's been hanging on in the NFL the last couple years to do what? Play with the Cardinals?? Give me a break...

posted by Proto_Helium at 04:58 PM on February 04

So long Qyntel, you sad piece of garbage.

Sure, but I still think the histrionics are a little silly. OK, OK--now that I've had my little fun, I must confess, the fire and brimstone stuff was mostly an attempt at dry humor. I may be too new to this forum to be utilizing it, though, so perhaps all the stuff about Satan's white-hot furnaces and what not came off as a little goofy. However...I do remain unwavering and very sincere in my belief that Woods is a piece of garbage. I don't think those are too harsh of words at all for yet another coddled athlete who thinks sociopathic behavior is acceptable. Bottom line: he should be escorted to the city limits and kicked out of town by sundown (OK, it's already after sundown now on the West Coast but that's beside the point). He sucks, we all know it, end of story--case closed. *BANGS GAVEL*

posted by Proto_Helium at 08:20 PM on January 21

Harrington era may be over in Detroit.

The bust label might be a tad premature, but I have a gut feeling Harrington might have to endure a change of scenery before he finds success.

posted by Proto_Helium at 12:38 PM on January 12

A little memory lane fodder...

Just the one; the other was a posting mishap (couldn't find in the FAQs how to correct a post)...

posted by Proto_Helium at 10:33 PM on December 26

His new catch phrase should be "I don't give an ohm." The new beard looks wonderful...

posted by Proto_Helium at 02:10 PM on November 22