Chuck Norris Didn't Invent the Internet; He Simply Scared It Into Existence

Tebow spent time with UF's other Heisman winners - Danny Wuerffel (1996) and Steve Spurrier (1966) Yeah. Tim - hope you didn't drink from the same glass or something. You might catch the suck. as well as 1982 winner Herschel Walker. That's better. "There are no endangered species. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live."

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:07 PM - reply - flag:

Fun Read TBH, thanks. The two web sites listed are also fun. Yeah. Tim - hope you didn't drink from the same glass or something. You might catch the suck. Ha!! Great line Weedy! Apparently there was a leak, the George Mitchell report sums it up in only one sentence: "There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on" Sorry to open that can of worms early.

posted by BoKnows at 05:26 PM - reply - flag:

So, hear goes: "An anagram for Walker, Texas Ranger" is Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it is AWESOME!" That one made me laugh. Oh yeah. Congrats Tebow.

posted by THX-1138 at 06:51 PM - reply - flag:

TBH, I hope you got permission from Chuck Norris before you posted that link. Because he will roundhouse you in the face.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:38 PM - reply - flag:

Tebow is good, great even, but he's no Chuck Norris!!!

posted by lil'red at 10:04 PM - reply - flag:

My boy Cole Hamels is gonna overtake the Chuck list yo... mysite.verizon.net

posted by GoBirds at 03:30 AM - reply - flag:

Nobody overtakes Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris simply lets people catch up so he can kick them in the face.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:47 AM - reply - flag:

Sorry but I just couldn't help myself: The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain

posted by BornIcon at 09:07 AM - reply - flag:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.