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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Rowdy 'Redneck Games' Irk Neighbors There have been more than a few athletes accused of doping over the years - but the competitors at the "Texas Redneck Games" might just be dopes.

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I'd love to participate, but I have no idea how far I could throw a mattress after a 12 pack....

Depends on if it's a twin or a full.

After a twelve pack, I would only be able to use the mattress conventionally. (that is lie down and take a nap) Wonder how far they would throw me?

"Wonder how far they would throw me?" I've seen some of the "bubba's" that compete in that.....trust me, wouldn't want to be on the mattress when they throw it.

"ugly butt-crack contest" Finally, something at which I might excell.

"Maybe the neighbors don't particularly like the traffic," he said, "but it seems like most of the businesses in town had a lot of success." Translation: "I'm a whore."

Very clever of the Henderson county officials to blame these activities on alleged "redneck games". That way nobody will suspect that this is just every day life for these enlightened folks. That sound in the background would be Oklahomans giggling. Danged proud tuh be an Uhmurican, I is.

That sound in the background would be Oklahomans giggling. Yeah well, Texas would float down toward Yucatan if Oklahoma didn't suck...

THIS is why the military draft needs to be reinstated. The draft isn't about sending some kid from Princeton over to be killed. It's about weeding Billy Bob (and George W.) out of the gene pool.

MGDADDYO I'll 2nd that!

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