"I know Zach Lund, and I know Zach Lund is not a cheat." - apart from that stuff he's taking that's on the banned substances list. He's either very clever and way ahead of the game with his steroid masking techniques or he's a vain fool without the sense to go bald gracefully. Either way, taking a substance on the banned list, whether you do so to cheat or by accident (Shane Warne, Alain Baxter... allegedly), is just about stupid enough to get you banned. It's a relatively short list and this is your job. Love the headline, rcade.
I think that is hysterical. I hope WADA has some other drugs to prevent baldness that are not on the banned list. Or else, what's a man to do?
Or else, what's a man to do? Shave your head and look mean.
The folks at Propecia really need to add this to the list of harmful side effects of the drug. "May cause you to lose your chance for an Olympic Medal" Also is it coincidence that two of the ads on the right are for baldness cures? Or can they see my head?
Great headline again, rcade ... really, you should look into writing as a career, you know? As for Lund, someone should have clued him in that if he's worried about not getting action because of the chrome dome, a gold medal will more than offset that.
Apart from anything else, the dude's ginger. Balding or not, he should shave it.
Human bullet, huh? Not if Propecia can help it.
BTW...rcade, you faker, are you gonna take skeleton for the Torino 2006 Column Writing Initiative? Sure looks to me like you've volunteered...can I get a witness?
Seconded!
Amen!
The "ayes" have it! Next order of business?
The Bible preaches against vanity, now we know why. However, it sucks for the U.S. However, at least he is going bald. I was expecting to see a guy with a full head of hair when I read the headline.
Does steroids actually help in Skeleton? I know you need power for the start, but isn't the rest more about fine motor skills, fast reaction times, and smooth lines down the course?
