Recent Locker Room Comments by kWaCkY

happy Father's Day, SpoFi Dads.

(Is anyone a father on spofi? The thought is just a little scary...) 'Fraid so. Little girl, Georgina, 14 months.

posted by kWaCkY at 02:36 AM on June 21

Hmmm, that didn't work Doh!

posted by kWaCkY at 12:56 PM on June 15

I've used all mine up If I get any more I'll let you know

posted by kWaCkY at 12:54 PM on June 15

Fat Buddha is such a wuss

posted by kWaCkY at 12:51 PM on June 15

What's HTML ? ;-) Can't say I'm fussed either way to be honest, so long as we doin't go down the avatars, gifs, signatures etc route.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:14 AM on June 15

OK kids, I've got an invite I can send. Mail me - kwacky@gmail.com First to mail me gets the invite.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:00 PM on June 14

/me waits

posted by kWaCkY at 12:10 PM on June 14

Any idea how you acquire invites?

posted by kWaCkY at 01:25 AM on June 14

If the presuppositions that have hitherto been current are to melt away in a full dissolution, they must not be dissolved into a higher presupposition again - a thought, or thinking itself, criticism. For that dissolution is to be for my good; otherwise it would belong only in the series of innumerable dissolutions. I'm with Max on this one

posted by kWaCkY at 01:29 PM on June 13

I've only just signed up to gmail. If I do get any invites, is there anyone who is still interested?

posted by kWaCkY at 01:24 PM on June 13

I would offer to share my music, but I think I've been snared. I was downloadinga Thrills track. Took me a whie to find a copy. Finally d/l'ed it and decided to play it. Instead of music the "mp3" took me to a Microsoft page which politely told me I had been taken to that page because I had d/l'ed a cd track from another user without a licence. Think I'll leave the p2p alone for a couple of weeks. Shame, I wanted the Killers CD :-( P.S. Squealy, i have my own gmail a/c, so ner :-P

posted by kWaCkY at 02:37 AM on June 13

I think they prefer to be called "small horse".

posted by kWaCkY at 02:52 PM on May 26

I'm still waiting for me fecking trophy

posted by kWaCkY at 01:57 PM on May 20

2 teams each dear boy. One in the top flight and t'other in the lower league.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:01 AM on May 19

Depends on the game and the opposition. Fans don't expect to see a full blooded affair but they do want to be entertained. You normally get a near full strength team at the start of the game but nuerous substitutions in the second half, including former players. If a lower league team plays a Premier team then the lower team fans will want to see the stars/big names. That help?

posted by kWaCkY at 12:02 PM on May 18

Thank's all. Not bad going for my first season. As the graph shows I had a shit start but unlike Man United I managed to hold it together (just) until the end, despite selling Henry before his hat-trick. A big "Big Up" to Squealy for second place. A massive "Hear Me Now!" to taupe for all his hard work. It's been appreciated. Now where's me fecking trophy?

posted by kWaCkY at 11:50 AM on May 18

Missed penalty Inswinging corner from right by-line taken left-footed by Hugo Viana (Newcastle) to centre, foul by Paul Ince (Wolverhampton) on Gary Speed (Newcastle). Power penalty taken right-footed by Alan Shearer (Newcastle) (bottom-right of goal), save (parried) by Paul Jones (Wolverhampton). Could that clinch me the title?

posted by kWaCkY at 10:54 AM on May 09

I stayed with friends in Cardiff. Cardiff offers plenty to do. You can mix with the riff raff or enjoy a civil drink. The main street is full of bars and clubs. You can go to Cardiff Bay for a quieter time. Pubs and clubs are open until late and are usually friendly enough. Lots of hotels and guest houses so you should be alright if you book now. Squealy is spot on about the stadium. It's what Wembley should have been. Chuffin FA.

posted by kWaCkY at 02:06 PM on May 07

Yep. I am :-]

posted by kWaCkY at 11:31 AM on May 07

Looks like we're in for a close finish.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:42 AM on May 07

Ignore that, I meant Chelsea. More evidence of my mental demise.

posted by kWaCkY at 03:10 PM on April 29

I can't do much this weekend as Blues play Arsenal and there's a rumour that Wenger is saving his big boys for the Champions league Ah well, top 6 isn't too shabby for my first season :-D

posted by kWaCkY at 01:09 PM on April 29

Seconded matey. Much appreciated. I dumped Henry just to make the title race more interesting. Honest ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 03:40 PM on April 14

sport. A sporting chance. Same rules for both sides. Level(ish) playing field. A game can be enjoyed by just one of the participants. Cats play games with mice.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:10 PM on April 09

I just hope I can hang onto a Euro spot :-S

posted by kWaCkY at 12:30 PM on April 09

Regrets? Ive had a few....

posted by kWaCkY at 08:34 AM on April 09

oh BOLLOCKS Feck and ARSE I sell Henry and then he goes and has a scan to find out he's only got a niggle in his back and it's not his fecking hamstring IT'LL BE MORE THAN HIS FECKING HAMSTRING IF I LAY MY HANDS ON HIM Anyone want a title? I just threw a good one in the bin.

posted by kWaCkY at 12:20 PM on April 08

Not a sport and certainly not athletes. Underworked and over priviliged snobs who send 50 starving hounds onto some farm land to corner then rip to pieces an animal just in case he might eat a chicken. If they want sport, why don't they put the "hunters" in a field with the hunt sabs and let them go at it? I'll pay good money for that.

posted by kWaCkY at 09:48 AM on April 07

and now Henry is out for 2 weeks :-( I can see me doing an Arsenal

posted by kWaCkY at 03:44 AM on April 07

with a game in hand for Matt Holland and some other guys It means that all teams have to play the same number of games. Charlton, Manchester United, Arsenal and Portsmouth have played one game less than the rest of the league. So at some point in the seaason, those of us with players from those teams, will be picking up some points when the postponed games are played.

posted by kWaCkY at 12:57 AM on April 06

Pah! It's a fix I tells ya.

posted by kWaCkY at 12:54 AM on April 06

You bastards, now look what you've made me do. Forced me into the attic to find my collection of The Watchmen On a brighter note, I rediscovered my set of Flaming Carrot. Ut! Ut! What was that Blarp was saying about idiot posters?

posted by kWaCkY at 12:32 AM on April 05

Balls, forgot about the FA Cup That's half of my squad out of action

posted by kWaCkY at 03:14 PM on March 29

Fear the drop do we? ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 01:39 PM on March 29

20 sounds good to me. I broke a wrist bone stage diving. Ran the length of the stage, jumped, missed the pit and bounced off the floor. Good job it was my left wrist. Forssell as captain. Stroke of genius ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 01:16 AM on March 29

I'm a bit releuctant to order the champagne. BCFC seem intent to fuck up any chance of scoring points from the defence and now Forssell is injured.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:26 PM on March 23

Say we are top of the league say we are top of the laegue

posted by kWaCkY at 04:35 PM on March 18

What upsets? ;-) /me ignores the Blues v Leicester game

posted by kWaCkY at 01:04 PM on March 14

I did think Brits were the only beer tourists until I went to Estonia. 4.5m Finns got to Tallinn each year just to get pissed, and boy do they get pissed.

posted by kWaCkY at 03:31 AM on March 13

I thought the BCFC games against Boro and Bolton would be in another week and therefore made my team changes too late :-( Shit 'appens On the plus side I've improved my Finnish and can now say "Mikael Forssell" with the correct levels of drunken affliction

posted by kWaCkY at 05:18 AM on March 12

Nay, nay and thrice nay

posted by kWaCkY at 12:49 PM on March 01

Or to put it simply - Liverpool fans should learn to STFU and get on with it.

posted by kWaCkY at 12:22 PM on February 24

A: You have to have a full squad of 15 including a spare goalkeeper. Buy really cheap subs, you rarely use them

posted by kWaCkY at 01:02 PM on February 13

Erm, I currently have more points ergo I'm ahead :-) Not sure about the penalty points, I'll take you're word for it. I know that early in the season I twice did some wholesale changes which cost me dearly but since then I've tried to stick to one transfer per week.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:32 AM on February 13

I always was a slow starter :-)

posted by kWaCkY at 03:57 PM on February 12

It's a long long road, there'll be joys and sorrows too.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:47 AM on February 12

Hmmmm. 36 points from two players last night. That's a bit more like it.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:20 AM on February 11

In simple non-managerial terms, I fucked up. I thought I would sell Saha on the basis that either a) the pressure would get to him or b) he wouldn't play every week balls added to that was an AWOL midfield, defenders and goalies lettting the other side score just for the sake of it and 2 goal shy forwards and you have the making of a shite week points wise. /me walks off muttering something about a race not a sprint and boys in the park

posted by kWaCkY at 12:26 PM on February 10

Taupe, as I type we are joint top of the league, but your team is doing well with 3 players yet to play. Looks like it's going to be close.

posted by kWaCkY at 10:33 AM on February 07

Softlee softlee catchee Taupee ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 02:05 AM on February 02

Well done Squealy Looks like all those hours in the pub watching Sky Sports have finally paid off ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 07:35 AM on January 24

sounds like a good idea to keep people sharp, how about we put the new people in Div 2 but we have two promotaions/relegations a season? One mid way (say after Christmas) and the other at the end of the season? New leagues to be set up next season. 3 up 3 down?

posted by kWaCkY at 01:13 AM on January 17

Cheers. I've made a couple of transfers so next week I'll be losing points before I start. I'm predicting that Saha will lose his form for a while as speculation about his future grows. Watch him get a hat trick next week :-(. It's worth taking a gamble on the lower leagues forwards as the lesser teams try to fight for survival in the Premier League.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:31 AM on January 12

Beginners luck mate. That's what I'm saying for now. If I win then it'll be down to skill, knowledge and the ability to wing my way through anything ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 04:19 PM on December 30

I heard about your Stalingradesque fight back. Seeing as it's my first season, I'm aiming for survival. Europe would be a bouns and top spot my rightful position ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 12:35 PM on December 27

Well, yours is a lost cause FB. I may as well help those with hope.

posted by kWaCkY at 03:32 PM on December 26

For those of you who have McEveley in your squad, don't forget to change the order of your subs, a couple of key players are injured today and aren't showing as such (yet) on the team sheet.

posted by kWaCkY at 04:29 AM on December 26

I wonder if Rio's price has crashed yet?

posted by kWaCkY at 01:36 AM on December 20

Champions League for me. Nice of Mr Saha to bag a brace this afternoon ;-)

posted by kWaCkY at 04:22 PM on December 14

Second place is first loser :-(

posted by kWaCkY at 12:22 PM on December 01