Recent Locker Room Comments by BigCalm

EPL Fantasy Premier League

Hello, long time since I checked in. I'm not doing very well am I? Perhaps I'll change my team for next season eh? I'm still beating Starfucker even though I haven't looked at my team in months. Oh and squelchy's winning again?!? Well, blues fans need something to cheer them up at the moment i guess :-p

posted by BigCalm at 05:28 AM on March 16

Can we get on with it, please???

We really are metatalk now aren't we? *cry* Where's that dancing banana for squealy?

posted by BigCalm at 08:14 AM on May 18

EPL Fantasy Football Winner - Squealy!

The Bluenose vice-like grip on this league shall come to an end sooner or later. But it won't be me that wins the league.

posted by BigCalm at 07:26 AM on May 17

EPL Fantasy Football Winner - Squealy!

I'll offer to buy the trophy, just give me an address to send it to. The only condition is that you have to buy the next one, or send it on!

posted by BigCalm at 03:07 AM on May 17

EPL Fantasy Football Winner - Squealy!

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 45 2045
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 40 1994
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 59 1978
4 Deadly Calm Big Calm 38 1974
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 46 1968
6 Crap City United g s p m 28 1960
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 40 1939
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 36 1909
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 50 1873
10 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 45 1865
11 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 40 1850
12 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 38 1810
13 FC Murcielago skronk _ 24 1801
14 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 33 1797
15 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 28 1768
16 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 42 1739
17 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 37 1737
18 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 18 1729
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 26 1668
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 33 1656
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 14 1554
22 born to lose J B 21 1540
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 29 1530
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 17 1478
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 31 1474
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 50 1387
27 last again eckeric eckeric 6 1306
28 Napsacks lil nemo 19 1103

posted by BigCalm at 03:23 AM on May 16

EPL Fantasy League Week 36

I'm in Amsterdam again Wednesday - Friday. I'll post the table on friday evening if no-one steps up to the plate.

posted by BigCalm at 02:29 PM on May 10

EPL Fantasy League Week 36

My money's on squealy. What does the winner get as a prize?

posted by BigCalm at 05:11 PM on May 09

EPL Fantasy League Week 36

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 53 1913
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 68 1900
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 61 1875
4 Crap City United g s p m 60 1867
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 49 1853
6 Deadly Calm Big Calm 57 1852
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 62 1840
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 69 1813
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 50 1770
10 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 61 1762
11 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 39 1752
12 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 71 1717
13 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 55 1696
14 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 47 1689
15 FC Murcielago skronk _ 29 1687
16 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 31 1673
17 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 41 1655
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 61 1647
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 19 1606
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 54 1572
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 27 1520
22 born to lose J B 34 1487
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 41 1471
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 45 1406
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 65 1379
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 23 1289
27 last again eckeric eckeric 24 1253
28 Napsacks lil nemo 7 1047

posted by BigCalm at 02:58 AM on May 05

EPL Fantasy League Week 34

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 57 1860
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 42 1836
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 44 1818
4 Crap City United g s p m 49 1811
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 65 1804
6 Deadly Calm Big Calm 51 1795
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 57 1778
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 52 1744
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 57 1720
10 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 51 1713
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 58 1701
12 FC Murcielago skronk _ 66 1658
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 39 1646
14 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 57 1645
15 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 33 1642
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 51 1642
17 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 36 1614
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 42 1587
19 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 45 1586
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 50 1522
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 32 1493
22 born to lose J B 41 1453
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 32 1430
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 57 1361
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 35 1314
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 53 1266
27 last again eckeric eckeric 28 1229
28 Napsacks lil nemo 14 1040

posted by BigCalm at 04:14 AM on April 28

BANHAMMER TIME!

I think you were thinking of this thread worldcup.

posted by BigCalm at 07:32 AM on April 22

EPL Fantasy League Week 34

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 41 1807
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 51 1802
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 41 1774
4 Crap City United g s p m 46 1762
5 Deadly Calm Big Calm 59 1752
6 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 46 1739
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 44 1721
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 59 1692
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 36 1663
10 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 35 1662
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 45 1643
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 34 1609
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 42 1607
14 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 48 1596
15 FC Murcielago skronk _ 50 1592
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 27 1591
17 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 40 1578
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 35 1545
19 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 46 1541
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 32 1472
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 23 1461
22 born to lose J B 35 1412
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 46 1398
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 36 1304
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 35 1279
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 50 1213
27 last again eckeric eckeric 17 1201
28 Napsacks lil nemo 23 1026

posted by BigCalm at 03:23 AM on April 21

Let's Examine Our Members

Either way as soon as SpoFi hits 2500 members, I say we abandon the place and set up a newer, secreter club... Suggested titles: The Masters of Filtered Sport. The Ancient and Elucidated Brethren of sub-1000 user id numbers. --- Suggestion, don't know how it'll work in practice: Delegate some admin tasks to trusted others (more regular users than myself), allowing them to do simple things like 'block user', 'delete comment', if the offender is a new user (how you define 'new', I have no idea).

posted by BigCalm at 11:23 AM on April 18

EPL Fantasy League, Week 32

I am Aston Villa 1998/99 season, top at Christmas, barely scraping into Europe by the end of the season. A little low scoring this week, no?

posted by BigCalm at 05:20 AM on April 18

EPL Fantasy League, Week 32

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 26 1766
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 27 1751
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 26 1733
4 Crap City United g s p m 32 1716
5 Deadly Calm Big Calm 24 1693
6 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 7 1693
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 18 1677
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 19 1633
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 32 1627
10 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 13 1627
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 17 1598
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 23 1575
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 23 1565
14 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 24 1564
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 47 1548
16 FC Murcielago skronk _ 3 1546
17 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 16 1538
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 36 1510
19 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 17 1495
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 15 1440
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 6 1438
22 born to lose J B 29 1377
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 23 1352
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 4 1268
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 8 1244
26 last again eckeric eckeric 11 1184
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 27 1163
28 Napsacks lil nemo 12 1003

posted by BigCalm at 05:08 AM on April 18

Don't Be Frontin' Us

Can I post a link to my real side, the glorious solihull borough? (as opposed to the other side that I also support). We've just achieved relegation, and could do with some support.

posted by BigCalm at 05:18 PM on April 12

EPL Fantasy League, Week 32

I've just wasted 12 points on muppets. Sigh.

posted by BigCalm at 04:11 AM on April 12

EPL Fantasy League, Week 32

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 26 1740
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 27 1728
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 37 1707
4 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 50 1686
5 Crap City United g s p m 31 1684
6 Deadly Calm Big Calm 56 1681
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 37 1659
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 45 1622
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 45 1614
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 54 1595
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 44 1585
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 50 1552
13 FC Murcielago skronk _ 61 1543
14 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 45 1542
15 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 45 1540
16 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 24 1522
17 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 35 1505
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 44 1478
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 21 1478
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 20 1432
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 40 1429
22 born to lose J B 39 1348
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 46 1329
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 35 1264
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 24 1236
26 last again eckeric eckeric 36 1173
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 31 1160
28 Napsacks lil nemo 30 991

posted by BigCalm at 03:36 AM on April 11

EPL Fantasy League Week 29.

sorry for the delay, you'll get a new post next week too.

posted by BigCalm at 04:55 AM on April 07

EPL Fantasy League Week 29.

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 67 1714
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 68 1701
3 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 58 1670
4 Crap City United g s p m 44 1653
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 51 1636
6 Deadly Calm Big Calm 53 1625
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 34 1622
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 62 1577
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 34 1569
10 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 47 1545
11 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 42 1541
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 45 1502
13 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 56 1498
14 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 50 1497
15 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 70 1495
16 FC Murcielago skronk _ 56 1482
17 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 51 1474
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 72 1457
19 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 30 1434
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 67 1412
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 35 1389
22 born to lose J B 58 1309
23 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 35 1283
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 37 1229
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 57 1212
26 last again eckeric eckeric 57 1137
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 23 1133
28 Napsacks lil nemo 48 961

posted by BigCalm at 04:54 AM on April 07

EPL Fantasy League Week 29.

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 54 1647
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 49 1637
3 Crap City United g s p m 35 1617
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 42 1612
5 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 33 1592
6 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 47 1585
7 Deadly Calm Big Calm 31 1572
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 52 1535
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 25 1519
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 40 1499
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 62 1498
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 36 1457
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 38 1447
14 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 24 1442
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 37 1439
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 34 1429
17 FC Murcielago skronk _ 42 1426
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 40 1404
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 40 1385
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 36 1354
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 20 1345
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 34 1256
23 born to lose J B 28 1251
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 33 1192
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 49 1155
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 20 1110
27 last again eckeric eckeric 20 1080
28 Napsacks lil nemo 50 913

posted by BigCalm at 03:45 AM on March 22

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

no, have no idea garfy, though I'm back there next month and will ask.

posted by BigCalm at 02:07 PM on March 18

EPL Fantasy League Week 29.

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 82 1593
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 89 1588
3 Crap City United g s p m 88 1582
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 94 1574
5 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 90 1559
6 Deadly Calm Big Calm 79 1541
7 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 66 1538
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 85 1498
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 67 1483
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 69 1459
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 90 1436
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 57 1421
13 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 86 1418
14 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 77 1409
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 83 1406
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 72 1395
17 FC Murcielago skronk _ 66 1384
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 57 1364
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 75 1345
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 83 1325
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 78 1322
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 60 1262
23 born to lose J B 79 1223
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 46 1159
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 53 1106
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 30 1090
27 last again eckeric eckeric 65 1060
28 Napsacks lil nemo 46 863

posted by BigCalm at 02:05 PM on March 18

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

Depends on the result on Sunday squealy. I'll give you a pack for every goal that the Blues lose by. Heh.

posted by BigCalm at 08:31 AM on March 18

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

You'll get your name in lights in a new post as soon as I get home tonight (I'm in Holland, and don't have my editing tools here).

posted by BigCalm at 04:16 AM on March 18

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

I am, officially, out of the race for the title. 60 points is just too much. Sigh.

posted by BigCalm at 06:05 PM on March 15

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

indeed. i'm surprised by the number of you who chose Henry I just forgot to change him.

posted by BigCalm at 03:35 AM on March 08

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

and now he's out for 8 weeks.

posted by BigCalm at 03:28 AM on March 04

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 50 1511
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 37 1503
3 Crap City United g s p m 42 1498
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 31 1480
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 42 1476
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 40 1469
7 Deadly Calm Big Calm 43 1462
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 33 1416
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 37 1413
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 43 1390
11 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 55 1364
12 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 33 1350
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 30 1332
14 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 31 1332
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 29 1327
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 51 1323
17 FC Murcielago skronk _ 39 1318
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 18 1307
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 42 1270
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 33 1244
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 39 1242
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 40 1202
23 born to lose J B 43 1144
24 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 12 1113
25 Cool Springs United John Hill 32 1060
26 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 20 1053
27 last again eckeric eckeric 18 995
28 Napsacks lil nemo 22 817

posted by BigCalm at 03:42 AM on March 01

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

Looks like Cahill has saved me from disaster this week. Bastard. I like Mourinho, he's just deliciously arrogant; Wenger hasn't lost it, not yet - even though they were awful against Southampton don't rule them out just yet.

posted by BigCalm at 10:07 AM on February 28

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

With 11 weeks to play, you've got your work cut out SF, you'll have to outscore Sauril (and everyone else in the top 5) by 23 points a week.

posted by BigCalm at 11:05 AM on February 24

EPL Fantasy League Week 27

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 67 1466
2 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 65 1461
3 Crap City United g s p m 44 1456
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 66 1449
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 65 1438
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 61 1429
7 Deadly Calm Big Calm 62 1419
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 42 1383
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 69 1376
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 47 1347
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 52 1321
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 54 1309
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 36 1302
14 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 43 1301
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 60 1298
16 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 46 1289
17 FC Murcielago skronk _ 69 1279
18 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 56 1272
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 34 1248
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 53 1215
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 47 1203
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 51 1162
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 24 1101
24 born to lose J B 70 1101
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 47 1033
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 46 1028
27 last again eckeric eckeric 48 977
28 Napsacks lil nemo 35 795

posted by BigCalm at 03:29 AM on February 23

This is the lockerroom thread where one might say something like "has it really been ten days since the last new lockerroom thread?"

My darn Time Machine is still causing problems then.

posted by BigCalm at 09:01 AM on February 18

EPL Fantasy League Week 25

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Crap City United g s p m 43 1412
2 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 48 1400
3 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 50 1399
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 49 1383
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 45 1377
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 46 1368
7 Deadly Calm Big Calm 35 1357
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 42 1341
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 38 1311
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 36 1300
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 41 1273
12 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 46 1270
13 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 39 1258
14 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 48 1255
15 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 39 1243
16 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 46 1242
17 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 28 1216
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 44 1214
19 FC Murcielago skronk _ 38 1210
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 65 1162
21 Terrapin Utd R Scully 35 1156
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 45 1115
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 32 1077
24 born to lose J B 43 1031
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 40 986
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 41 982
27 last again eckeric eckeric 26 929
28 Napsacks lil nemo 31 760

posted by BigCalm at 03:48 AM on February 07

EPL Fantasy League Week 25

Right now, my money's on squealy. That's a fine squad of players you've got there. Maybe it's time for me to go for broke and get a decent squad of 11 players and complete muppets on the bench. Oh wait, that's already being tried at the villa. Sigh.

posted by BigCalm at 06:36 AM on February 03

EPL Fantasy League Week 25

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Crap City United g s p m 42 1369
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 36 1353
3 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 51 1352
4 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 48 1336
5 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 41 1334
6 Deadly Calm Big Calm 57 1322
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 52 1322
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 41 1299
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 58 1273
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 38 1264
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 48 1232
12 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 45 1224
13 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 38 1219
14 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 53 1207
15 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 43 1204
16 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 57 1196
17 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 43 1188
18 FC Murcielago skronk _ 50 1172
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 42 1170
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 37 1121
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 43 1101
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 53 1070
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 37 1045
24 born to lose J B 39 988
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 34 946
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 39 941
27 last again eckeric eckeric 43 903
28 Napsacks lil nemo 39 729

posted by BigCalm at 06:30 AM on February 03

Typical men...

Get a room!

posted by BigCalm at 05:27 AM on January 27

EPL Fantasy League Week 23

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Crap City United g s p m 87 1327
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 68 1317
3 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 71 1301
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 68 1293
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 75 1288
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 54 1270
7 Deadly Calm Big Calm 31 1265
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 82 1258
9 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 69 1226
10 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 51 1223
11 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 63 1188
12 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 51 1181
13 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 60 1179
14 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 57 1161
15 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 26 1154
16 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 60 1145
17 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 49 1139
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 64 1128
19 FC Murcielago skronk _ 35 1122
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 68 1084
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 53 1058
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 36 1017
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 80 1008
24 born to lose J B 40 949
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 39 912
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 46 902
27 last again eckeric eckeric 18 860
28 Napsacks lil nemo 28 690

posted by BigCalm at 03:40 AM on January 27

EPL Fantasy League Week 23

might be untimely with the update again next week - I'm in Holland until wednesday night with little to no internet access, so if someone wants to take over next week, feel free.

posted by BigCalm at 03:15 AM on January 18

EPL Fantasy League Week 23

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 60 1249
2 Crap City United g s p m 48 1244
3 Deadly Calm Big Calm 59 1238
4 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 48 1230
5 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 59 1225
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 57 1216
7 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 66 1213
8 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 65 1176
9 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 57 1172
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 58 1157
11 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 46 1134
12 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 53 1128
13 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 52 1125
14 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 59 1119
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 50 1106
16 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 84 1104
17 FC Murcielago skronk _ 27 1095
18 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 47 1085
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 73 1064
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 31 1016
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 56 1005
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 54 985
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 59 928
24 born to lose J B 41 909
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 42 873
26 Cool Springs United John Hill 47 856
27 last again eckeric eckeric 29 842
28 Napsacks lil nemo 42 662

posted by BigCalm at 03:42 AM on January 17

SpoFi CD Swap Round Two.

I've got an album by a band called 'My friend the chocolate cake', which has to be my favourite band name of all time. Shame the album isn't very good though.

posted by BigCalm at 07:14 AM on January 14

SpoFi CD Swap Round Two.

I'll go for it this time, though you'll have to excuse my rather eclectic tastes.

posted by BigCalm at 03:31 AM on January 13

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #26*** 86:

Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death? thought we needed a bit of izzard

posted by BigCalm at 03:49 AM on January 12

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

carry on salamcis, everybody else slags us off, why should you be any different!

posted by BigCalm at 03:35 AM on January 12

Filtering Out Awe-Inspiringly Dumb Comments

I think that we've been very lucky up to now, considering that most sports message boards are full of bile and the kind of ardent supporter who has nothing constructive to say except 'Broncos suck!' or 'The Baggies are going down! hahahahah!' (they do, and they are going down, but that's beside the point). I think a lot of the atmosphere stems from mefi, which when sporstfilter was created mefi was a forum populated by the intelligent and witty.

posted by BigCalm at 04:04 AM on January 11

EPL Fantasy League Week 22

I'm doing about as well as the fooker at the moment. Sheesh.

posted by BigCalm at 06:17 AM on January 06

EPL Fantasy League Week 22

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Crap City United g s p m 60 1196
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 50 1189
3 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 56 1182
4 Deadly Calm Big Calm 48 1179
5 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 59 1166
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 72 1159
7 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 60 1147
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 58 1119
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 57 1111
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 60 1103
11 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 59 1088
12 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 69 1077
13 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 49 1075
14 FC Murcielago skronk _ 40 1068
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 64 1064
16 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 60 1060
17 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 55 1038
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 49 1020
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 52 991
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 53 989
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 39 949
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 57 935
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 59 869
24 born to lose J B 49 868
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 36 831
26 last again eckeric eckeric 34 813
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 33 813
28 Napsacks lil nemo 31 620

posted by BigCalm at 06:16 AM on January 06

EPL Fantasy League Week 22

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Crap City United g s p m 58 1194
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 50 1189
3 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 53 1179
4 Deadly Calm Big Calm 43 1174
5 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 52 1159
6 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 71 1158
7 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 54 1141
8 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 56 1117
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 51 1105
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 55 1098
11 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 58 1087
12 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 62 1070
13 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 38 1064
14 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 64 1064
15 FC Murcielago skronk _ 35 1063
16 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 56 1056
17 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 49 1032
18 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 43 1014
19 sporting lisbian john o'neill 48 987
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 46 982
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 33 943
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 49 927
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 51 861
24 born to lose J B 39 858
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 27 822
26 last again eckeric eckeric 30 809
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 21 801
28 Napsacks lil nemo 20 609

posted by BigCalm at 03:33 AM on January 05

EPL Fantasy League Week 18

sheesh, sorry. Busy busy christmas. Will get back on form to post the table.

posted by BigCalm at 12:49 PM on January 02

EPL Fantasy League Week 18

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Deadly Calm Big Calm 38 1010
2 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 60 1001
3 Crap City United g s p m 44 994
4 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 72 976
5 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 73 967
6 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 48 957
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 66 934
8 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 66 920
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 63 920
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 68 918
11 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 52 912
12 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 70 907
13 FC Murcielago skronk _ 51 893
14 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 55 886
15 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 65 880
16 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 72 876
17 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 39 869
18 sporting lisbian john o'neill 43 845
19 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 86 837
20 Terrapin Utd R Scully 22 808
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 31 781
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 47 743
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 48 714
24 born to lose J B 40 712
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 29 687
26 last again eckeric eckeric 28 673
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 29 663
28 Napsacks lil nemo 18 531

posted by BigCalm at 03:06 AM on December 21

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

whew, that's all I can say. I'll do the update tomorrow.

posted by BigCalm at 05:12 PM on December 20

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

10 PRINT "Ho!" 20 GOTO 10 I win.

posted by BigCalm at 11:10 AM on December 20

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

I'm top at Christmas! Huzzah! (And you all know what happens to teams that finish top at christmas? That's right, 6th if I'm lucky.)

posted by BigCalm at 03:11 AM on December 20

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

I'm in Amsterdam for the next three days so I won't be able to get internet access and post a table when they finally do the automatic subs. Can someone step up to the plate?

posted by BigCalm at 06:16 PM on December 14

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

i need a primer over who here is a blues fan and who is a villa fan. i'll figure it out with some look at profiles or it should be obvious as the hoo ha continues. or i guess i could visit the epl pool to see the team allegiances people have chosen. I'm the only Villa fan here (that I know of). Which means I've had the traditional piss-taking by the numerous Blues fans on this site for the last 3 years, and I'd manage to convince myself that this year was going to be different. Sigh. Notable Bongos are Fat Buddha, Squealy, and a few other people like Kwacky. Salamcis is a Baggies fan, for his sins. I'll post the league here when the site gets updated.

posted by BigCalm at 04:29 AM on December 14

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

Someone shut these Blues fans up please. Or kill them. Or throw them into the nevermost pit of hell.

posted by BigCalm at 03:34 AM on December 13

***SPOFI LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW #25 aka XXV*** gspm:

ha! you'll never catch me (this year)

posted by BigCalm at 07:33 AM on December 10

EPL Fantasy League Week 16

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Deadly Calm Big Calm 62 910
2 Crap City United g s p m 65 890
3 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 67 872
4 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 79 863
5 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 71 859
6 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 80 856
7 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 76 821
8 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 62 813
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 72 810
10 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 80 807
11 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 70 804
12 FC Murcielago skronk _ 72 799
13 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 79 799
14 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 83 784
15 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 55 780
16 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 52 770
17 sporting lisbian john o'neill 78 761
18 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 74 757
19 Terrapin Utd R Scully 68 733
20 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 70 721
21 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 52 709
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 67 671
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 40 641
24 born to lose J B 52 621
25 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 39 612
26 last again eckeric eckeric 57 609
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 48 594
28 Napsacks lil nemo 33 491

posted by BigCalm at 03:24 AM on December 07

EPL Fantasy Week 15

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

posted by BigCalm at 02:10 PM on November 30

EPL Fantasy Week 15

Big congratulations are also in order to gspm's Crap City United, who win November and is a mere 23 points off the lead now.

posted by BigCalm at 10:06 AM on November 30

EPL Fantasy Week 15

# Team Manager Gam Tot
1 Deadly Calm Big Calm 48 848
2 Crap City United g s p m 54 825
3 Sauril's Wideboys Mark D 58 805
4 BillSaysThisSCORES!! Bill Lazar 61 788
5 Ardley Athletic Squealy Neily 57 784
6 RED DRAGONS! worldcup 2002 45 776
7 40,000 Headmen Fat Buddha 53 751
8 the pistolwhippets Ufez Jones 50 745
9 Salmacis FC Huw Morris 55 738
10 Cutters Redux mbd1 mbd1 55 734
11 FC Murcielago skronk _ 67 727
12 Spacemen United Jason Wilder 43 727
13 ATL Untitled Tim Truxell 28 725
14 kwacky's kwitters mr kwacky 57 720
15 Arsenal's Back Four Pete W 67 718
16 phatcat footie garfield on catnip 44 705
17 sporting lisbian john o'neill 31 687
18 Cream of Chicken Ian Townsend 42 683
19 Terrapin Utd R Scully 32 665
20 Blammos! Star Unsuitable 59 657
21 Bayern Mucus Danny the Taupe 49 655
22 Bosiak Bashers etrader 9 42 604
23 Mossy Unathletic Me Mossy 53 601
24 Slow And Foamy J Warwick 44 573
25 born to lose J B 35 569
26 last again eckeric eckeric 26 552
27 Cool Springs United John Hill 41 546
28 Napsacks lil nemo 23 458

posted by BigCalm at 10:04 AM on November 30