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posted by squealy at 02:15 PM on December 15

Spofi Fantasy EPL 08-09 Week 3 Update

Just played my wildcard; not that the team were doing badly just there's money to be made in the long gameweek, and I hate having the fecking wildcard and want rid of it.

posted by squealy at 05:09 PM on September 03

Spofi EPL pool preseason update

Though having said that I suppose as you're both Americans you probably signed up whilst the vast majority of the most likely entrants (Brits) were fast asleep.

posted by squealy at 07:10 PM on August 19

Spofi EPL pool preseason update

btw, how's everyone doing on their Head-to-Head Leagues? As luck would have it, billsaysthis and I are in the same one.

That's an astonishing coincidence unless you picked your teams in unison. As I understand it the Head to Head leagues are just each 20 entrants in order of registering their teams.

posted by squealy at 07:00 PM on August 19

Hockey Scores not deserving of SpoFi Front Page

Those crazy internet kids, what will they get up to next?

posted by squealy at 01:38 PM on July 23

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

Fine by me as I always run out of mini-leagues. You still wouldn't win though.

posted by squealy at 04:16 PM on July 14

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

So there are two Spofi leagues as it stands now: the incumbent auto-renewing one and the new one. Are we going to keep both? I'd say keep the incumbent auto-renewing one as it's less effort for the participants. Newbie players can request the code to join.

posted by squealy at 08:46 AM on July 14

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

Yeah, I'm in. Who f-n told squealy? No one told me. The admin of last year's league chose to reactivate the old league. I did this myself for another league that I admin. This automatically puts all those teams who were in the league last season into this season's league as soon as they set up their team. Those who don't want to take part in this reactivated league have to opt out themselves. Boy that was confusing.

posted by squealy at 08:43 AM on July 14

Sportsfilter Technology Refresh?

Who could disagree with such an eminently sensible suggestion? Bravo DrJ.

posted by squealy at 06:33 AM on June 11

Champions League Footie Chat

Was watching the game with some mates. I tried the chat room thingy during the world cup and found I wasn't following the game properly so I stopped.

posted by squealy at 06:52 PM on May 22

FINAL update for the 07-08 Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Thanks for all your hard work gspm.

posted by squealy at 06:36 AM on May 20

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

When did you say you were sending my new trophy? Or should I just inscribe my name on this old one? Again. Thanks for all your efforts gspm.

posted by squealy at 06:46 AM on May 09

Week 32 update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Did I Tex? Did I?

posted by squealy at 07:04 PM on April 16

Week 32 update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Early deadline this week. Don't get caught out.

posted by squealy at 06:00 PM on April 14

Where the hell is everybody?

It's my busy time of year at work and another site which I moderate has taken off big time meaning that I have to spend a lot of time there when I'm not working. I'll try harder.

posted by squealy at 01:26 PM on April 14

Week 32 update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Gameweek 33 is not going very well at all.

posted by squealy at 03:11 AM on April 07

SportsFilter Stickers

Squealy, here is the best description of Cisse! Ah yes, I remember that vaguely from the SpoFi campfire chats. My natural condition during World Cups is drunk so it's no real surprise I'd forgotten

posted by squealy at 11:29 AM on March 25

SportsFilter Stickers

What's the Cisse one about? I must have missed that.

posted by squealy at 06:41 AM on March 25

Week 28 Update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Lampard!!! 50 points this week for anyone who had him as captain. I didn't even have him in my squad.

posted by squealy at 07:27 AM on March 13

Week 27 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Fernando my son, I owe you a pint.

posted by squealy at 04:15 AM on March 06

Week 27 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

I hope Torres pulls the cat out of the bag on Wednesday or I'll have made a very, very stupid double transfer unbalancing my team for no reason. He was bloody hopeless against Bolton. Irony was is that I was going to ignore the Liverpool double gameweek and swap idiot Petrov for Cahill but got greedy. Will I never learn?

posted by squealy at 04:51 AM on March 03

Week 26 update for the Spofi Fantasy EPL

Crap week for me. This week was far better. Aside of course from that petulant idiot Petrov getting sent off in the last minute of injury time.

posted by squealy at 10:01 AM on February 26

A late week 24 and and on time week 25 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Can't shake that pesky garfield off my tail so I'll just have to copy his team instead. Mwahahaha.

posted by squealy at 09:34 AM on February 05

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

I should concentrate on my own game and stop giving tips to my opponents.

posted by squealy at 09:44 AM on January 25

Week 22 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

I've warmed to him somewhat, which wasn't difficult seeing as my perspective after he got Rooney sent off was glacial. He coped well with the grief he got after that, a little like Beckham's pathetic sending off against the Argies proved to be a turning point. He's even started doing post-match interviews now and comes across as a self-effacing, modest young man. And he plays with a smile on his face, which is always good to see. He's still a twat though.

posted by squealy at 06:26 PM on January 15

Week 22 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

No kiddin'. 83 points and not a hint of color. And I did it without Ronaldo, no less! That's admirable, and I like the look of your team. Fact is though you'll do shit all in this game without Ronaldo. He's the new Henry.

posted by squealy at 01:27 PM on January 15

Week 22 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Thanks CRon.

posted by squealy at 03:08 AM on January 15

Week 21 Update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

Keep aiming your sights low while I snack on some jellyfish, hamburglar, ardley (?!) and phatcat! I'll eat dem for breakfast! What's wrong with calling my team Ardley Athletic?. Probably NSFW.

posted by squealy at 10:16 AM on January 05

Happy Festivus, Merry Chrismukkah, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year.

Happy Xmas to all at SpoFi.

posted by squealy at 09:21 AM on December 24

Week 18 update for the Spofi EPL Fantasy footie.

I need to get Ronaldo back in to my team somehow or other. It was a schoolboy error to underestimate him and overestimate Fat Frank.

posted by squealy at 09:20 AM on December 24

Week 17 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Even at that rate, there aren't enough weeks left in the season for me. You never know. It is possible to make huge jumps in the standings just by getting your captaincy choice right a few times. As if that were any easy thing to do. Must dash, I've got £3.2m to spend on squad strengthening to avoid the traditional Xmas carnage with rested players and the like.

posted by squealy at 07:11 AM on December 19

Week 16 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Tevez (c) lift me up where I belong Where the Red Devils fly on a mountan high Tevez (c) lift me up where I belong Far from the numpties below Where the clear winds blow

posted by squealy at 12:45 PM on December 11

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Congratulations gspm. Football's a daft game anyway.

posted by squealy at 06:03 PM on November 14

Week 10 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

My season has gone tits up, big time. Ah well.

posted by squealy at 05:46 PM on October 28

Week 10 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

gspm's right, he was second/third in line at the start of the season level with Joe Hart. He also put in a very dodgy perfomance away at Fulham before he was dropped. I expect Isaakson to be first choice keeper at Citeh sooner rather than later now that he's recovered from injury. But you never know with Sven.

posted by squealy at 03:32 PM on October 25

Week 10 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Bad week for me. These things happen though.

posted by squealy at 06:02 PM on October 24

Editorializing on the Front Page

Presumably it's the smaller the better as with the membership numbers.

posted by squealy at 06:40 AM on October 15

Week 8 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

A couple of rotating Rafa links for wc2002 and the other wannabee scousers on SpoFi: Revealed! Rafa's rotation policy Play Fantasy Rafa

posted by squealy at 06:45 AM on October 05

Week 8 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Cheers r8rh8r27, or can I call you r8? (old joke alert). It's still early doors yet though. Plenty of time to plummet into obscurity.

posted by squealy at 10:49 AM on October 04

Week 8 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Squealy, if I didn't love your "sports bio" so much, I'd curse you. No need. I'll make a drunken, knee-jerk transfer soon that will knock the stuffing out of my tream. This week it's bye bye the "injured" Mikael Arteta who then promptly plays and gets an assist.

posted by squealy at 06:16 AM on October 04

Week 7 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Replacing Owen with Adebayor was an inspired decision, especially as Owen did sod all and then was subbed due to groin knack.

posted by squealy at 04:09 AM on September 24

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

We need, nay demand a Gameweek 6 update.

posted by squealy at 07:20 AM on September 19

(N)O.J.

Have another look.

posted by squealy at 07:17 AM on September 17

Update and Hi Yall

Hi Folkways, glad to hear you're doing alright. Best wishes from Nottingham, merrie olde England. I'll also shout you a warm beer if you ever make it over to this neck of the woods. Robin Hood sends his regards too.

posted by squealy at 04:56 AM on September 14

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Why not just play football?

posted by squealy at 07:05 PM on August 16

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Soz fellas. I didn't realise it'd only work in the UK.

posted by squealy at 12:48 PM on August 16

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Just in case anyone isn't aware of it you should be able to see match highlights of every game here. I'm assuming it works whether you're in the UK or not.

posted by squealy at 08:14 AM on August 16

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

It's too early in the season for league tables to mean anything much. However tselson seems to have a strong squad - something you gain by leaving out the really big money players. I'd already used my free transfer this week getting rid of Berby to jump on the Tevez bandwagon. Now I'm going to have to consider wasting four points getting rid of that idiot Ronaldo.

posted by squealy at 06:19 AM on August 16

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

And Martins doesn't play this gameweek.

posted by squealy at 01:13 PM on August 13

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

It could have been a lot worse but it was rather irritating leaving Fprssell (goal) and Nosworthy (clean sheet) on the bench. I got the captaincy choice wrong at the last minute too.

posted by squealy at 08:31 AM on August 13

Spofi Fantasy EPL Barclay's Premiership launches Saturday the 11th.

Damn all these bleeding pre-season friendlies. I've already had more players injured in pre-season than I did in the entire 2005/06 EPL campaign.

posted by squealy at 04:37 AM on August 06

EPL Fantasy Pool 07-08 is open.

Top 5 2007/2008 1. MU Rowdies 2. Chelski 3. Liverpoo 4. Spuds 5. The Arse You heard it here first.

posted by squealy at 02:21 PM on July 19

EPL Fantasy Pool 07-08 is open.

Well I certainly didn't do anything, the SpoFi league just appeared in my leagues section suddenly. Drat, there goes my plan of seeming noncommital about the game this season to lull people into a false sense of security.

posted by squealy at 07:30 AM on July 06

EPL Fantasy Pool 07-08 is open.

That's impressive. I got signed up to the SpoFi League automatically. How the hell did that happen?

posted by squealy at 07:16 AM on July 06

I found my beret while packing

Scary.

posted by squealy at 05:58 AM on June 20

Euro transfer speculation gathers pace

All strikers I think, though Nemeth and Simon are only kids.

posted by squealy at 07:25 AM on June 18

Live Sport

No need to apologise trox. I can only speak of what I've seen of the pitch on the telly - ie three playoff finals, an FA Cup final and an international friendly. The pitch didn't look the best and was breaking up quite a lot, but it is fairly newly-laid and hopefully will "bed in" properly given some time.

posted by squealy at 02:27 PM on June 04

Live Sport

Squealy, even a few paragraphs would be appreciated, if only for your impressions of Wembley. I would do trox but it was salmacis who went to the game, I just watched it on the telly.

posted by squealy at 02:14 PM on May 31

Live Sport

Writing a column seems quite daunting to me and maybe a bit overblown for something that might just be a couple of paragraphs.

posted by squealy at 06:07 AM on May 31

Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Well done gspm and thanks for all your hard work. I'm against two divisions and have been ever since it was first suggested about three seasons ago.

posted by squealy at 08:42 AM on May 16