Recent Locker Room Comments by jerseygirl

SportsFilter Turns 8

Jesus Christ, I've been here for almost the whole thing

posted by jerseygirl at 11:02 AM on January 27

Matt Haughey's Excellent Hospital Adventure

Wow. You're in my thoughts, Matt. Get well soon.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:46 AM on November 18

Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?

And finanlly - this place is one of the most polite places on the whole internet.

He's right. And snootiest.

With that, you can go defecate in a chapeau, good sir.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:58 PM on November 07

Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?

Yesterday, the 6 year old son of my friend called his younger brother a "pussy" for liking a Disney character. He used it correctly in context and when asked where he heard it? Kindergarten... at a private school.

So yeah, the 11 year old? He's heard this all before. Probably said it too. Kerrycindy is in denial and needs a better internet filter apparently.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:48 AM on November 06

Hooking Delicious and Twitter to the Huddle

I've learned to enjoy the huddle when I get a chance to read it!

*cue "The More You Know" feel-good PSA music*

posted by jerseygirl at 11:59 AM on October 30

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, One-Game Playoff Edition

Tigers by 3. Granderson.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:40 AM on October 05

So the whole time/amount of comments restriction on FPP is out the window?

He had additional posts that were deleted, so yes, you missed something.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:26 PM on May 15

So the whole time/amount of comments restriction on FPP is out the window?

The banhammer is swift and mighty. All hail the banhammer.

Any thought about deleting his other thread, no sense in funneling traffic to his site...?

thanks rcade.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:11 AM on May 14

So the whole time/amount of comments restriction on FPP is out the window?

can we check into athlexic and his repeated links to weinterrupt.com please?

posted by jerseygirl at 10:21 AM on May 14

So the whole time/amount of comments restriction on FPP is out the window?

Little suspect when someone joins today and posts an FPP today linking to an obscure (to me) website.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:01 AM on May 13

Spam

Did it come with complimentary ShamWows?

posted by jerseygirl at 12:59 PM on April 10

Spam

It's pretty weird that she would go to such lengths to stop a fake-check scam and not realize that spamming sites to get backlinks is also shady (though admittedly to a lesser degree).

She works at Wendy's. And used to work at Jack in the Box. It's not like she's splitting atoms 9-5.

Illegal Nigerian check scam? Illegal. Being an annoying, shady, motherfucking spammer? Unfortunately it's just annoying, shady and motherfuckery.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:43 PM on April 09

Spam

Just for the LOL she should be nuked.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:46 PM on April 08

Comment Formatting

I know Terrapin was being tongue-in-cheek, but in all truthfulness I kind of don't even bother with SpoFi anymore. I can't keep up with what's new or where I left off reading a thread.

Sad. Feels like the place is fading away.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:09 PM on February 26

Comment Formatting

I miss the "new comments" feature. I never know when a thread has had more activity

posted by jerseygirl at 07:56 AM on February 16

Happy Birthday to Us

That really escalated quickly, didn't it?

posted by jerseygirl at 04:20 PM on January 28

Happy Birthday to Us

Hot diggity.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:18 AM on January 26

Sigh

I will admit that I haven't visited SpoFi that much since the switch. The site design is just terrible now, and it makes it too hard to read all the comments.

Everything that grum said.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:48 AM on September 29

Welcome to the New Server

I miss Spock.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:29 PM on August 11

Where the hell is everybody?

I eagerly await the World of Warcraft: Sport or Not a Sport? conversation.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:06 PM on April 15

Where the hell is everybody?

Been busy working two jobs,involved with friends, board of trustees and local politics, plus it's been nice out and baseball is back on. If it makes you feel any better, the dog is almost a month overdue on his annual vaccinations, my car was 3000 miles overdue for an oil change, I've given up on trying to schedule a haircut in favor of ponytails and headbands, and if it weren't for Mr. JG, I definitely would have forgot to mail my tax check to the great state of Massachusetts. It's not you, it's me, Sportsfilter.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:44 PM on April 13

While you were watching the NCAA Tournament

posted by jerseygirl at 06:28 PM on March 25

Twitter is teh new spam:

A bucket of asshole, that guy.

posted by jerseygirl at 05:51 PM on March 25

SportsFilter Stickers

Uh. Did we have a lockerroom thread about this before to discuss doing this? Or at the very least, has rcade approved this?

posted by jerseygirl at 08:48 AM on March 25

Rotisserie baseball draft Saturday

You may be right there, YYM... you may be right.

posted by jerseygirl at 06:20 AM on March 19

Rotisserie baseball draft Saturday

You've never played fantasy baseball and you run a stats site?

posted by jerseygirl at 07:34 PM on March 18

Twitter is teh new spam:

Uh, well, didn't select the "pix" actually.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:29 AM on March 18

Twitter is teh new spam:

And because we did it in the last OMG ARMCHAIR GM SUCKS! thread, here's this.

posted by jerseygirl at 07:04 PM on March 17

Twitter is teh new spam:

Got it. DNL is quite the DB. Any recourse?

posted by jerseygirl at 06:51 PM on March 17

Twas the night befor...

Mine went out today, ghetto-style with Sharpie on CD and no track list until the recipients listen to them. Just how I roll. "My Wicked Awesome Mix CD #4"

posted by jerseygirl at 06:15 PM on March 14

SportsFilter Team Ownership Project

Could be interesting

posted by jerseygirl at 09:43 AM on March 09

Thread-pissing

I was thinking about this the other day and I've come to a decision. Orange is definitely my favorite flavor.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:14 PM on March 04

Kornheiser post

what kind of unhinged dingbat posts his phone number anywhere on the internets? An unhinged dingbat that's taking a chance we don't know someone at his cell service provider (Southwestern Bell/AT&T), I suppose.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:55 PM on February 28

Kornheiser post

So did I. Just... awful.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:19 PM on February 28

Kornheiser post

Lurking isn't leaving.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:57 PM on February 28

Kornheiser post

They thought they were safe way up on the bridge, untouchable, and could do or say anything they wanted. I really thought this story was going to end up like "and then I killed them when they were at Makeout Point like in all bad horror movies. The End."

posted by jerseygirl at 09:34 AM on February 28

Kornheiser post

Yeah. I enjoyed the cat furniture in the background.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:47 PM on February 27

Kornheiser post

I thought it was supposed to be Nukeman but he had a weird accent.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:19 PM on February 27

Kornheiser post

In the future can we not refer to justgary as jg? That is reserved for jerseygirl and jerseygirl only. Thanks. If it makes you feel better, I got confused too, wondering who this guy was and how I offended him. Then I realized it was gary and I was quickly over it and on to the jokes the thread devolved into.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:28 PM on February 26

Kornheiser post

My God, dude, how old are you? Eleventeen?

posted by jerseygirl at 01:38 PM on February 26

Another Congressional Committee Gets Into the Act

I'm so confused right now.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:28 PM on February 18

Best All-Time Baseball Broadcaster?

And i do love McCarver I am going to punch you in the uvula.

posted by jerseygirl at 06:21 PM on February 15

Is anyone else following the hearings today?

I don't know if I am ready for peanut butter flavored corn, apoch. I'm still getting used to broccoflower.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:47 PM on February 15

Best All-Time Baseball Broadcaster?

I am honestly flabbergasted by the lack of support for Tim McCarver and Joe Morgan. I feel like I don't know any of you anymore...

posted by jerseygirl at 12:42 PM on February 15

The league is back!

Except for jersey, who'll probably beat my brains into tapioca pudding for the third year in a row. You've always enjoyed it in the past...

posted by jerseygirl at 08:12 PM on February 07

The league is back!

and for those looking for team name inspirations...

posted by jerseygirl at 06:13 AM on February 07

SportsfIlter last.fm Group

Hooray thanks

posted by jerseygirl at 06:19 PM on February 04

SportsfIlter last.fm Group

I applied. Someone approve me please.

posted by jerseygirl at 05:41 PM on February 04

SportsfIlter last.fm Group

I think last.fm's itunes plugin just royally fucked up my library.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:50 PM on February 01

Missing Link?

Yank the FPP from the front page and close it entirely. Not delete unless it was an epic and horrible clusterfuck that no one should ever have to read again.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:39 AM on January 28

Happy Iron Anniversary, Sportsfilter.

Wow, Chico's a few days away from his own six-year anniversary. I am 3 weeks away from 6 years myself. It's somehow fitting that my SpoFi love affair began on Valentine's Day.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:07 AM on January 24

Calling All Rookies

That's not cool, canstusdis.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:47 AM on January 23

Wiki Report

I love our annual State of the Wiki address.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:26 AM on January 22

Calling All Rookies

Yeah we like you too, THX. Let's not get all misty about it. Geez.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:47 PM on January 18

elijahin24- Jay;s leaving

Lifetime Movie Network, actually.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:46 AM on January 17

elijahin24- Jay;s leaving

In his last rant, he told me to shut up and remember "a womans place" so... the parallels are interesting.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:31 AM on January 17

elijahin24- Jay;s leaving

He doesn't start out that way.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:57 AM on January 17

elijahin24- Jay;s leaving

I sent an email via Contact Us in regards to that account yesterday after his first comment... Bishop-y no?

posted by jerseygirl at 10:27 AM on January 17

elijahin24- Jay;s leaving

Nakeman, you're being too hard on yourself. You emailed him personally and sorted it out. That's cool, dude. I don't think encouraging everyone here to flog you is necessary. (Cue the self-flogging jokes here.) If he comes back, great. If he comes back and stops screaming SELF RIGHTEOUS PRICKS, even better! But if he doesn't, I don't think he's got a hitlist with your name on it like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison. I agree with rcade's earlier point on the front page which was: You can't call somebody out for "volentary ignorance" without catching some hell. If he had taken that in stride, rather than getting madder and madder to the point that he's calling us all "SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICKS" for a discussion he started about spelling and intelligence, we don't get to this point. There was no way that was going to end well once he got really really pissed. He was going to try firefox as a solution, so that seemed all good... until he got really riled up again and wouldn't let the name calling die. A lot of us have flipped out on occasion. Shit happens. A lot of the senior SportsFilter members seem to think that we newer members have nothing to contribute. Hopefully this incident will correct some of that. Not necessarily. But do understand that people who have been here for 5+ years have pretty much seen it all. And out of everything we've seen and gone through around here, the guidelines were born. For every newbie who has something to say and wants to be part of the community, we have probably 2 who show up and scream something like, "FUCK THE PATRIOTS!" So if we're tough on you, it's not personal and please understand that. If your doorbell rang and 66% of the time, someone kicked you square in the nuts, you're going to be a little wary of the doorbell. YingYangMafia got his fair ration of shit when he arrived, but to be fair, he was a pain in the ass. Sorry, YYM, you were kind of. But then again, I think you were like 13 or something? Show me a 13 year old who isn't a pain in the ass and I'll show you Britney Spears making a rational decision about her weave... or her life. But he's turned into a good poster and he's like the little brother we never asked Santa for but we got anyway. Finally... Why'd he have the two active Elijahin usernames? Edit: I should have previewed. Welcome back elijahin. Sorry today sucked. Thanks for trying.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:50 PM on January 16

Guidelines update request

That's really what's hindered Ron Paul, isn't it?

posted by jerseygirl at 12:18 PM on January 04