B.C. by 10
Sassy by 15
Burris
Sassy
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:59 AM on November 21
Eddie by 12
Calgon by 4
Monty by 15
Winnie by 3
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:29 AM on October 16
Yanks in 6
Phillies in 7
Cliff Lee/C.C. Sabathia
AL +23
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:03 PM on October 14
So all that crap I wrote is irrelevant.
And yet, strangely erotic at the same time.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:07 AM on October 13
B.C. by 5
Sassy by 10
Monty by 4
Hammy by 14
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:58 PM on October 09
Twins by 4
Cuddyer
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:13 PM on October 05
God good.
Religion bad.
Sportsfilter fantastic.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:03 PM on October 03
I will say, I'm happy with my starting line of Alfredsson, Parize, and Richards. If Mason holds up in goal, and Ryan Kesler does what I think he can, I like my squad okay. I wish Mama hadn't grabbed three players I really coveted, right in front of me, but whaddayagonnado?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:04 AM on September 26
Monty by 12
B.C. by 6
Eddy by 7
Tory by 9
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:48 AM on September 25
Calgary by 3
B.C. by 10
Montreal by 15
Saskatchewan by 6
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:35 PM on September 18
I Have Elway Teeth missed the Pitt-Tenn game.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:35 PM on September 13
What a couple of assetholes.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:30 PM on September 13
The Chuck Norrises are getting ready for the season by killing small woodland animals, using only the force of facial hair and sheer willpower.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:29 PM on September 13
45 minutes until draft, and we've got a firm 12 teams. Still room for four more, if anybody's interested. Regardless, I appreciate the participation, and wish everyone good luck with the draft.
As long as you don't take who I've got next on my cheat sheet.
Because then I would wish you to eat hot death.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:17 AM on August 22
League ID: 289182 Password: spofi2009
16-team league right now, plenty of openings. Draft is Saturday morning.
Play ball!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:10 PM on August 19
Montreal by 21 Winnipeg by 4
Last place in CFL Pick'em, last place in Fantasy EPL...all is right with the world.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:05 PM on August 19
Montreal by 15 Sask by 5 Edmonton by 7 Calgary by 18
Hey Doc, do I not have enough quality starts to make the scoreboard?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:45 AM on August 07
lbb, the draft time/date isn't written in stone. I'm flexible, to a point.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:52 PM on July 30
Montreal by 20...Winnipeg by 12...Calgary by 6...Saskatchewan by 9
Good to see ya, Doc!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:51 PM on July 30
Well, the one thing we can determine is, all the cool people got them. Sweet!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:49 PM on July 30
Guantanamo Bay FC is gonna straight up waterboard your ass.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:44 PM on July 18
16 teams
league ID# 289182
password spofi2009
I didn't bother doing a roto league, because it never seems to generate much interest, but if we can scrape together 12-16 people, I'll start one of those, too. Just let me know.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:00 PM on July 18
BC by 12 Calgary by 9 Montreal by 15 Winnipeg by 7
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:16 PM on July 16
I think that's why some of us weren't as able to keep up with things from week to week this year. I sucked a whole lot more this year without updates than I did last year.
Well done, Holden! See you next year!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:31 PM on May 26
LeftLeftLeftLeftLeftLeftLeft is in late, but in, nonetheless.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:47 AM on February 28
Arod's Left Asscheek is gonna straight up murder your ass.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:42 AM on February 28
In the Year 2746, rcade's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson was arrested...for unspecified violations of Quandax Rule 708-b-iii (Unauthorized Use of Teleportation for Purposes of Calling into Disrepute, or Ridiculing, the Star Pope).
Don't blame me, I voted for Kang!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:23 PM on January 09
Freakin' fabulosity, rcadepopester!
My only question...is the "new comments" counter coming back?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:21 PM on January 09
I'm in, but I refuse to be on time. I'll drop you an email this weekend, Bo.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:20 PM on January 09
All of your confidences are mine!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:36 AM on December 31
Not to keep bugging you, because I know you and Mom are working really hard, but what about the New Comment Counters, and the multiple previews, and the HTML buttons? Huh? Huh? Please please please?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:29 AM on December 31
You Got Tebowned is gonna straight up murder your ass.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:42 AM on December 19
gspm, I say, make it easy. Let's just all agree that I'm winning, then disband the league. No, no, no...thanks aren't necessary. I'm just thinking of you, Doctor.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:04 PM on December 14
(I hope that wasn't too Sally Field Academy Award for you, T_B_H.)
I like you...I really, really like you!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:24 PM on December 04
Monty by 9 Calvillo for MVP Over 277 Rushing Yards
Thanks again for another great season, Doc. You Canadians are a strange and wondrous people.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:28 AM on November 22
Holy crap, when did Rip Hamilton go Amish?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:59 AM on November 19
One more race and I'd have had you, Fris.
I guess I was a lot busier at work this year than last; there were several weeks where I was stuck with the drivers I'd played the week before. Stupid job.
Congrats, Folkways! I'll have it set up again come January!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:57 AM on November 19
Eddie by 8 Gary by 9
Offensive Bonus: Ricky Ray Defensive Bonus: B.C.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:55 PM on November 15
Is it time for a blockbuster trade yet?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:09 PM on November 15
Eddie by 9 Sassy by 12 Congi
posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:22 PM on November 08
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there, Sally Field.
Thanks again, Doc. You've had the most profound impact on my life of anybody or anything in Canada. And, congratulations to me for finishing my furious end-of-the-season blitz, to beat Apoch by one point.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:05 PM on November 04
Screw You Guys. I mean, that's my team name and stuff. I knew I should have gone back to Bring Down the Nasty. I may bring it back, after my week one beatdown of dusted.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:00 PM on November 04
Sassy by 13 Eddie by 4 Winny by 10 B.C. by 8
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:12 PM on October 30
Shit!
Hammy by 4 Sassy by 6 B.C. by 12 Monty by 9
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:16 PM on October 24
Let's see...an article by MLB.com encouraging us to watch...Major League Baseball. There's a stretch.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:59 PM on October 21
Eddie by 7 Monty by 15 Peggy by 6 Sassy by 12
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:07 PM on October 17
Peggy by 10 B.C. by 8 Monty by 15 Sassy by 6
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:53 PM on October 10
...some also-rans are making a determined effort to crawl back into contention.
Hey man, a couple of 9-point weeks, and I'm in there; and, I don't think I've reminded everybody, I'm the only player in CFL Pick 'Em history to have a 9-point week.
Yeah. That's right, bitches.
B.C. by 12 Gary by 15 Monty by 20 Peggy by 9
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:48 AM on October 03
Hang in there THX, and Mrs. THX; it's been almost three years exactly since my wife finished her chemo and radiation, and her hair just now started growing back normally; when she was diagnosed, her hair was mostly straight; when it started to grow back, it was locked into tight little curls like a perm. Weirdest damn thing.
Cancer sucks, and so does being the caretaker of a loved one with cancer, but this too, shall pass. It's a lot of pain and misery, followed by a score of little victories, as things return to normal.
Good luck and Godspeed to you both.
Sorry to get all personal in public, everybody, but THX doesn't have an email listed, and I wanted to pass on some encouragement.
And, I'm stoned.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:05 PM on September 28
Peggy by 7 Gary by 20 B.C. by 6 Sassy by 10
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:03 PM on September 26
Wow...for this, I played my wildcard?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:01 PM on September 26
Guess I should have made my picks when I was here yesterday, since I'm so frickin' concerned about points.
Winny by 6 Calgary by 8 Eddie by 12 Sassy by 8
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:54 PM on September 12
Pucked in the Head is gonna straight up murder your ass.
Fris, if Yahoo! holds true to form, I'll see you week one.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:16 PM on September 11
Hey Doc, if I hit three winners and the spread on the Sassy game, shouldn't I have more points? Like, 5 instead of 3? Just askin'.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:05 PM on September 11
Shit. I checked late yesterday, and it wasn't up yet, and I've been at work all friggin' day. On my honor, and all that...
Eddie by 15 B.C. by 8 Monty by 13 Sassy by 18
Who really cares?
And what, exactly, is your problem? Your performance so far as a member of this community pretty much sucks. If you can't act like a grownup, go to the CBS Sportsline boards. They'll love you.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:56 PM on September 05
Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?
Always a bad idea to barge into an existing community and expect it to change because you've got a problem with it. Suck it up, get a decent interweb filter, and deal with it. Nearly every internets browser in the world has a parental control utility. Use it, police what your child does and views, and stop bitching about what happens here at the adult table.