Recent Locker Room Comments by The_Black_Hand

Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?

Always a bad idea to barge into an existing community and expect it to change because you've got a problem with it. Suck it up, get a decent interweb filter, and deal with it. Nearly every internets browser in the world has a parental control utility. Use it, police what your child does and views, and stop bitching about what happens here at the adult table.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:12 AM on November 21

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals Edition

B.C. by 10

Sassy by 15

Burris

Sassy

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:59 AM on November 21

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 18

I can dig it.

Winnie by 7

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:42 AM on November 01

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 16

Eddie by 12

Calgon by 4

Monty by 15

Winnie by 3

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:29 AM on October 16

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, LCS Edition

Yanks in 6

Phillies in 7

Cliff Lee/C.C. Sabathia

AL +23

posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:03 PM on October 14

Puckathon Draft Day Complete! Fun Time Pontifications Here

So all that crap I wrote is irrelevant.

And yet, strangely erotic at the same time.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:07 AM on October 13

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 15

B.C. by 5

Sassy by 10

Monty by 4

Hammy by 14

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:58 PM on October 09

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, One-Game Playoff Edition

Twins by 4

Cuddyer

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:13 PM on October 05

Pushing an Agenda on SportsFilter

God good.

Religion bad.

Sportsfilter fantastic.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:03 PM on October 03

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 14

Toronto by 16 Calgary by 10

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:52 PM on October 03

Puckathon Draft Day Complete! Fun Time Pontifications Here

I will say, I'm happy with my starting line of Alfredsson, Parize, and Richards. If Mason holds up in goal, and Ryan Kesler does what I think he can, I like my squad okay. I wish Mama hadn't grabbed three players I really coveted, right in front of me, but whaddayagonnado?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:04 AM on September 26

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 13

Monty by 12
B.C. by 6
Eddy by 7
Tory by 9

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:48 AM on September 25

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 12

Calgary by 3
B.C. by 10
Montreal by 15
Saskatchewan by 6

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:35 PM on September 18

Down on the ground and spread 'em!

I Have Elway Teeth missed the Pitt-Tenn game.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:35 PM on September 13

Comments with Profanity

What a couple of assetholes.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:30 PM on September 13

Most Amazing Fantasy Hockey Opportunity Ever! SpoFi Puckathon V

The Chuck Norrises are getting ready for the season by killing small woodland animals, using only the force of facial hair and sheer willpower.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:29 PM on September 13

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 11

Monty by 20 Sassy by 6

posted by The_Black_Hand at 12:24 PM on September 13

Strap it on! Get some! Take a trip to the Hurt Locker! H2H Fantasy Football Awaits!

45 minutes until draft, and we've got a firm 12 teams. Still room for four more, if anybody's interested. Regardless, I appreciate the participation, and wish everyone good luck with the draft.

As long as you don't take who I've got next on my cheat sheet.

Because then I would wish you to eat hot death.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:17 AM on August 22

Strap it on! Get some! Take a trip to the Hurt Locker! H2H Fantasy Football Awaits!

League ID: 289182 Password: spofi2009

16-team league right now, plenty of openings. Draft is Saturday morning.

Play ball!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:10 PM on August 19

CFL Pick 'em Week 8

Montreal by 21 Winnipeg by 4

Last place in CFL Pick'em, last place in Fantasy EPL...all is right with the world.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:05 PM on August 19

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 6

Montreal by 15 Sask by 5 Edmonton by 7 Calgary by 18

Hey Doc, do I not have enough quality starts to make the scoreboard?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:45 AM on August 07

Oh, it's on. Yes, yes it is.

lbb, the draft time/date isn't written in stone. I'm flexible, to a point.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:52 PM on July 30

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 4

Montreal by 20...Winnipeg by 12...Calgary by 6...Saskatchewan by 9

Good to see ya, Doc!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:51 PM on July 30

Did anyone else get a ton of 'sportsfilter' spam last night?

Well, the one thing we can determine is, all the cool people got them. Sweet!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:49 PM on July 30

Spofi EPL Fantasy League 09-10 Week 0 Update

Guantanamo Bay FC is gonna straight up waterboard your ass.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 02:44 PM on July 18

Oh, it's on. Yes, yes it is.

16 teams
league ID# 289182
password spofi2009

I didn't bother doing a roto league, because it never seems to generate much interest, but if we can scrape together 12-16 people, I'll start one of those, too. Just let me know.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:00 PM on July 18

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 3

BC by 12 Calgary by 9 Montreal by 15 Winnipeg by 7

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:16 PM on July 16

Fantasy Premier League Football Final Results

I think that's why some of us weren't as able to keep up with things from week to week this year. I sucked a whole lot more this year without updates than I did last year.

Well done, Holden! See you next year!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:31 PM on May 26

Spam

You're gonna love my nuts!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:27 AM on April 11

2009 SportsFilter NASCAR Yahoo group started

LeftLeftLeftLeftLeftLeftLeft is in late, but in, nonetheless.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:47 AM on February 28

Yahoo Fantasy H2H Baseball League

Arod's Left Asscheek is gonna straight up murder your ass.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 11:42 AM on February 28

SportsFilter Under Development

In the Year 2746, rcade's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson was arrested...for unspecified violations of Quandax Rule 708-b-iii (Unauthorized Use of Teleportation for Purposes of Calling into Disrepute, or Ridiculing, the Star Pope).

Don't blame me, I voted for Kang!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:23 PM on January 09

SportsFilter Under Development

Freakin' fabulosity, rcadepopester!

My only question...is the "new comments" counter coming back?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:21 PM on January 09

CD Swap 2009!

I'm in, but I refuse to be on time. I'll drop you an email this weekend, Bo.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:20 PM on January 09

NFL Confidence Pool XLIII

All of your confidences are mine!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:36 AM on December 31

Locker Room Bug Fixed

Not to keep bugging you, because I know you and Mom are working really hard, but what about the New Comment Counters, and the multiple previews, and the HTML buttons? Huh? Huh? Please please please?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:29 AM on December 31

NCAA College Bowl Pick'em.

You Got Tebowned is gonna straight up murder your ass.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:42 AM on December 19

Comments are closed for this entry.

gspm, I say, make it easy. Let's just all agree that I'm winning, then disband the league. No, no, no...thanks aren't necessary. I'm just thinking of you, Doctor.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:04 PM on December 14

CFL Pick 'Em, Final Post-Season Standings

(I hope that wasn't too Sally Field Academy Award for you, T_B_H.)

I like you...I really, really like you!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:24 PM on December 04

CFL Pick 'Em, 96th Grey Cup Edition

Monty by 9 Calvillo for MVP Over 277 Rushing Yards

Thanks again for another great season, Doc. You Canadians are a strange and wondrous people.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:28 AM on November 22

Spofi H2h Basketball Update - Week 2

Holy crap, when did Rip Hamilton go Amish?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:59 AM on November 19

NASCAR Season Ends

One more race and I'd have had you, Fris.

I guess I was a lot busier at work this year than last; there were several weeks where I was stuck with the drivers I'd played the week before. Stupid job.

Congrats, Folkways! I'll have it set up again come January!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 10:57 AM on November 19

CFL Pick 'Em, Division Finals

Eddie by 8 Gary by 9

Offensive Bonus: Ricky Ray Defensive Bonus: B.C.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:55 PM on November 15

Spofi H2h Basketball Update - Week 2

Is it time for a blockbuster trade yet?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:09 PM on November 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Playoff Edition

Eddie by 9 Sassy by 12 Congi

posted by The_Black_Hand at 01:22 PM on November 08

CFL Pick 'Em, Final Standings

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there, Sally Field.

Thanks again, Doc. You've had the most profound impact on my life of anybody or anything in Canada. And, congratulations to me for finishing my furious end-of-the-season blitz, to beat Apoch by one point.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:05 PM on November 04

SpoFi Basketball H2H Week 1 results

Screw You Guys. I mean, that's my team name and stuff. I knew I should have gone back to Bring Down the Nasty. I may bring it back, after my week one beatdown of dusted.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 06:00 PM on November 04

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 19

Sassy by 13 Eddie by 4 Winny by 10 B.C. by 8

posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:12 PM on October 30

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 18

Shit!

Hammy by 4 Sassy by 6 B.C. by 12 Monty by 9

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:16 PM on October 24

5 good reasons to watch the World Series

Let's see...an article by MLB.com encouraging us to watch...Major League Baseball. There's a stretch.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:59 PM on October 21

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 17

Eddie by 7 Monty by 15 Peggy by 6 Sassy by 12

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:07 PM on October 17

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 16

Peggy by 10 B.C. by 8 Monty by 15 Sassy by 6

posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:53 PM on October 10

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 15

...some also-rans are making a determined effort to crawl back into contention.

Hey man, a couple of 9-point weeks, and I'm in there; and, I don't think I've reminded everybody, I'm the only player in CFL Pick 'Em history to have a 9-point week.

Yeah. That's right, bitches.

B.C. by 12 Gary by 15 Monty by 20 Peggy by 9

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:48 AM on October 03

Bug: Spofi eats comments

Hang in there THX, and Mrs. THX; it's been almost three years exactly since my wife finished her chemo and radiation, and her hair just now started growing back normally; when she was diagnosed, her hair was mostly straight; when it started to grow back, it was locked into tight little curls like a perm. Weirdest damn thing.

Cancer sucks, and so does being the caretaker of a loved one with cancer, but this too, shall pass. It's a lot of pain and misery, followed by a score of little victories, as things return to normal.

Good luck and Godspeed to you both.

Sorry to get all personal in public, everybody, but THX doesn't have an email listed, and I wanted to pass on some encouragement.

And, I'm stoned.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:05 PM on September 28

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 14

Peggy by 7 Gary by 20 B.C. by 6 Sassy by 10

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:03 PM on September 26

Spofi EPL Pool 08-09 Week 4 Update

Wow...for this, I played my wildcard?

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:01 PM on September 26

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 12

Guess I should have made my picks when I was here yesterday, since I'm so frickin' concerned about points.

Winny by 6 Calgary by 8 Eddie by 12 Sassy by 8

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:54 PM on September 12

Yahoo Fantasy Hockey H2H

Pucked in the Head is gonna straight up murder your ass.

Fris, if Yahoo! holds true to form, I'll see you week one.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:16 PM on September 11

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 12

Hey Doc, if I hit three winners and the spread on the Sassy game, shouldn't I have more points? Like, 5 instead of 3? Just askin'.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:05 PM on September 11

CFL Pick 'Em, Week 11

Shit. I checked late yesterday, and it wasn't up yet, and I've been at work all friggin' day. On my honor, and all that...

Eddie by 15 B.C. by 8 Monty by 13 Sassy by 18

Who really cares?

And what, exactly, is your problem? Your performance so far as a member of this community pretty much sucks. If you can't act like a grownup, go to the CBS Sportsline boards. They'll love you.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:56 PM on September 05