Recent Comments by jerseygirl

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

I am not even real. Fake internet Spofite.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:00 PM on January 25

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

the Manti Te'o voicemails are shocking... because I didn't know anyone actually left voicemails anymore except my mom.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:53 PM on January 24

Ravens Will Meet 49ers in Super Bowl 0x2F

If Tom Brady wore a "Psalms 91" shirt under his uniform and talked about his Christian faith often in post-game field interviews, his child out of marriage might come up for criticism.

Blammo. Nailed it.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:48 PM on January 22

Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend was... fake?

I seriously can't wait until this ALL comes out. And it will.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:20 PM on January 17

Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend was... fake?

I am so damned confused by all of this.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:27 AM on January 17

Red Sox considering a blockbuster trade

Just a shame we can't get Lackey to change his name to Nick Punto in the next hour.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:22 PM on August 25

Red Sox considering a blockbuster trade

Boston Globe reporting it as done but not announced. Beckett (5/10 player) agreed and Crawford waived his no trade. Adrian Gonzales tweeted goodbye.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:22 PM on August 25

Completely unsurprisingly, Terry Francona does not want to be part of Fenway's 100th Birthday

I hate Larry Lucchino.

And I am glad Francona said no. Fuck 'em, Tito. You didn't deserve to be treated like that.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:44 AM on April 13

Bald Vinny Has Led His Last Yankees Roll Call

I just realized I'm the one being a dick.

I just figured you were being a Hugh Janus.

posted by jerseygirl at 02:39 PM on October 19

Report: Theo Epstein Taking Over Cubs

The way things currently stand with Boston, even as a lifelong fan, it's difficult to say anything to even try to redeem the organization.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:28 PM on October 12

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball 2011 Results

Congrats!

posted by jerseygirl at 07:53 PM on September 29

Rays, Cardinals Win Wildest Wild Cards

Not so fast, Dan Shaughnessy.

I said he jinxed them on Facebook right after the curly headed bastard said it, too.

posted by jerseygirl at 07:51 PM on September 29

Rays, Cardinals Win Wildest Wild Cards

I don't want them firing Francona. The guy is 8-0 in the World Series.

posted by jerseygirl at 07:39 AM on September 29

Rays, Cardinals Win Wildest Wild Cards

That was fucking terrible, but somehow an apt ending to September for the Red Sox.

Pisses me off. What a waste.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:56 AM on September 29

Sean Avery gets criticized, for, uh, not being a jerk.

I knew a guy from HS who I defriended a while back because of his infuriating, bigoted Facebook wall posts.

we all went to school with that guy and unfriended him. I also unfriended my aunt for the same reason. Blood shmood.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:49 AM on May 10

Fantasy Baseball Reminder

Best of luck to all contenders!

posted by jerseygirl at 10:15 AM on March 23

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqAErSitJM

From last night's Boston/NY game at Fenway.

I can't tell if I hate this or love this. I enjoy his little clip on tie, that I know.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:06 PM on April 05

Fantasy Baseball?

No time anymore, unfortunately. Good luck though! Will be interested in seeing how you're all doing!

posted by jerseygirl at 01:59 PM on March 26

Fantasy Baseball?

I'm out.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:56 AM on March 25

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Someone took a pic of Tiger without underwear?

Apparently, there are photos (oh that Ambien did sound like a bad idea) and Playgirl is trying to authenticate them...

posted by jerseygirl at 10:30 AM on December 08

SportsFilter: The Saturday Huddle

WTF happened to Sammy Sosa?

posted by jerseygirl at 10:37 PM on November 07

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle

I am amused that you are shocked at how bad Fox's MLB coverage is. I mean, you've heard Tim McCarver, right?

posted by jerseygirl at 09:22 AM on October 26

Angels Sweep Red Sox, Head to ALCS

it's either invite people or deal with the guilt and whining. My god! The guilt!

posted by jerseygirl at 01:14 PM on October 14

Angels Sweep Red Sox, Head to ALCS

I blame it on wedding planning. After this is over, I am never making a decision ever again. Facebook status? Permanently indecisive.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:01 AM on October 14

Angels Sweep Red Sox, Head to ALCS

Indeed, alive. Pulse and everything.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:00 PM on October 13

Angels Sweep Red Sox, Head to ALCS

they've now got strong ties to several players (Ortiz, Lowell, Schilling until this year, Beckett, Wakefield, Varitek) who got them not one but two prized championships after such a long drought.

Beckett and Lowell had nothing to do with the first Championship.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:05 PM on October 13

MLB Post-Season Pick 'Em, One-Game Playoff Edition

Tigers by 3. Granderson.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:40 AM on October 05

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

to be very clear, dfleming, I did not specify that this thread was specifically hindering my experience. If you want to take it to email beyond this, go ahead.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:46 AM on September 03

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

I miss a lot of things from around here. Mostly the way it was, I guess. Carry on, take care.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:59 AM on September 03

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Not a fan of a "not good enough for a FPP, so let's just have an open FPP free for all" on the front page at all.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:05 AM on September 03

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Uh, this should really go in the Locker Room, not on the front page.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:04 AM on September 03

The Truth Hurts

Kevin Youkilis once pulled out a single hair from his beard and hit three grand slams with it.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:49 AM on June 12

The Truth Hurts

Kevin Youkillis was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:46 AM on June 12

The Truth Hurts

Oh you had to bring Chuck Norris into it.

Fine.

Under Youkilis' beard, there isn't a chin. Just another first baseman's mitt.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:04 AM on June 12

Super Bowl Star Rejects White House Visit

I'm going to start that logic with Holiday cards I receive this year.

"If you wanted to wish us a happy new year you could have called us each month of the year to do so."

posted by jerseygirl at 12:43 PM on May 19

Mike Tyson Motivational Materials

Is weinterrupt.com your site or what?

posted by jerseygirl at 10:20 AM on May 14

Roger Clemens -- Wait for It -- Denies Using Steroids

If Clemens' spirit breaks, there are drugs he could take to recover it more quickly.

He'll also enjoy a more robust, faster and massive spirit!

But his personality will shrink to the size of a raisin. /sad trombone

posted by jerseygirl at 08:03 PM on May 12

Ah, umm ... I'm sorry!

Doesn't matter. The ESPN story pretty much clears everything up.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:03 PM on May 12

Ah, umm ... I'm sorry!

I'm not from Jersey. At all.

So... yeah.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:54 AM on May 11

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

Manny didn't lie he said he was given drugs

Jury is still out, I'm going to say.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:53 PM on May 08

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

The sadness comes because the 2004 and 2007 World Series championships won by Boston are now tainted.

I suppose it's just like anything else... I mean, Clemens and Pettitte were pitching for the Yankees championship teams when they were supposedly juicing.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:45 AM on May 08

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

Texas, easy on the caps. Also, your theories are absolutely baseless and ridiculous.

posted by jerseygirl at 06:46 AM on May 08

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

Right?

posted by jerseygirl at 05:23 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

However, two sources said the substance Ramirez tested positive for was a gonadotropin. Major League baseball's list of banned substances includes the gonadotropins LH and HCG, which are most commonly used by women as fertility drugs. They also can be used to trigger testosterone production. Testosterone is depleted by steroid use, and low testosterone can cause erectile dysfunction. - Yahoo

posted by jerseygirl at 04:46 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

So, it is conceivably possible that Manny has been having, er, fertility problems.

He has three sons. Two are named Manny and one is named Lucas.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:38 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

It's hard to believe any of them anymore.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:49 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

Debo, I believed Palmiero at the Congressional hearings. So. Yeah there's that.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:44 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

BornIcon doesn't enjoy your speculating and speculating, debo.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:29 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

He's a grade A douchebag, but has he been wrong yet?

posted by jerseygirl at 01:21 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

Canseco was saying Ramirez was on the list for about a month now.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:57 PM on May 07

Manny Ramirez suspended for substance abuse

Holy shit. There goes my "Manny's too stupid to do X, Y and Z" theory.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:05 PM on May 07

Boston Bruins' Mascot is a Badass

Nevermind. This guy.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:18 PM on April 16

Boston Bruins' Mascot is a Badass

Was that Swedish "Bork bork bork" Chef?

posted by jerseygirl at 04:17 PM on April 16

Boston Bruins' Mascot is a Badass

I still think the Burger King is scarier. He also corners the market in Creepy.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:20 PM on April 16

Red Sox' Beckett Suspended Six Games

I contend had he stayed at the mound and made jazz hands, it would have been awesome. Especially if Pedroia and Lowell came in and did a little shuffle-toe, shuffle-toe in the background.

posted by jerseygirl at 10:13 AM on April 15

Red Sox' Beckett Suspended Six Games

A guy that has been in the league for as many years as he has, will posses pin point accuracy

Oh... yeah, no.

The Sox are just in trouble right now

Is Baltimore is already designing their World Series ring?

posted by jerseygirl at 12:20 AM on April 15

Sherlock Canseco

What MK said. All of it.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:58 PM on April 07

Schilling Announces Retirement

Always remember him for 2004. Gutsy.

He'll have more time for his software company now.

I follow Curt Schilling on twitter.

posted by jerseygirl at 07:40 PM on March 23

Manny Being ... er, Bradman?

Oh... yeah.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:35 AM on March 19

Alex Rodriguez tested positive for testosterone and and Primobolan in 2003.

Has he kicked puppies?

Is anyone going to believe him even if he says he didn't?

posted by jerseygirl at 03:45 PM on February 13