Recent Comments by outonleave

Brett Favre Mic'd Up

Yeah, that was a great link. I wasn't too fond of Farve before, but this kinda changed my mind.

posted by outonleave at 08:01 PM on November 20

Manu Ginobili Makes Bat-sketball History

Same thing I was wondering, jj.

posted by outonleave at 02:50 PM on November 01

Basketball Player Attacks Fan in Stands

"Puta" gets around, doesn't it? The hispanic dudes who work for me call me that all the time and they tell me it means "great chief."

posted by outonleave at 08:05 PM on October 23

"I'm really hurt, and I really feel taken advantage of for all these years,''

I'm with THX. (I have no idea what his mistress looked like) The real question here is, were the men that Magic dated hot or not? The Bible proscribes both cheating on your wife and doin' the do with the dude next door, but it's so much more declasse` when you do it with somebody the rest of us aren't hot for.

posted by outonleave at 10:31 PM on October 22

ESPN's Steve Phillips caught in affair with 22-year-old production assistant

Is that Steve with her?

posted by outonleave at 07:00 PM on October 22

Limbaugh, Blues Owner Make Bid to Buy St. Louis Rams

I've listened to Rush, and he's seems to have a lot of football knowledge

Gotta give you props on your iron ears. When I'm at a stoplight next to somebody with Rush on and I overhear him for more than 30 seconds, it makes my brain bleed.

posted by outonleave at 08:24 PM on October 06

Favre takes it to the Packers: Vikings win 30-23

Living it works too.

posted by outonleave at 05:08 AM on October 06

Report: Nike Reaches Endorsement Deal with Michael Vick

I give props to Nike for quitting the board of the Chamber of Commerce.

I also think we oughtta have a gentleman's agreement that it's uncouth to bring cyber fisticuffs from one thread into another.

posted by outonleave at 08:26 PM on October 01

Report: Nike Reaches Endorsement Deal with Michael Vick

Well at least this discussion has finally wobbled its way to humor. I mean, it's pretty damn (sorry, kerrycindy) ironic that this whole hullaballoo was more about some blowhard agent than The Evil Empire of Nike throwing bushels of C-notes at Vick.

posted by outonleave at 08:05 PM on October 01

Crazy Good Jump Rope

They seem to be taking those Naval cadets a lot younger than they were back in the day.

Great video, Joey, thanks.

posted by outonleave at 07:40 PM on September 30

SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

Yeah, but when the sun rises, with the promise of a new, glorious day, the sky is cream and crimson.

posted by outonleave at 08:05 PM on September 29

Referee Urinates on Pitch During Soccer Match

Bad, Frazer. Very bad.

posted by outonleave at 07:56 PM on September 29

Arkansas player ends game with noble gesture

I guess I'm gonna be the cantankerous old doof here, but damn, it seems like some folks here just want to see the dark side of every possibly or seemingly noble gesture. About whom does that speak?

posted by outonleave at 07:44 PM on September 25

NBA Guard Delonte West Arrested with Three Guns

If you loaded .38 caliber rounds into a .357 caliber pistol and had someone fire it, you're lucky all they suffered was shock and a knock-down.

posted by outonleave at 07:43 PM on September 19

Vandals Tag NFL Player's Lawn

Better to fumble a kickoff for Buffalo than to score an own-goal on Columbia anyway.

posted by outonleave at 07:50 PM on September 16

Brian Urlacher Suffers Season-Ending Wrist Injury

I grant you I don't know from nuthin either, but I would guess that it's the team doctors who make the call about how long a player will be out, rather than the player.

posted by outonleave at 04:34 AM on September 15

Pretty Boys No More

Don't believe I'd have classified any of those dudes as pretty boys before their fights.

posted by outonleave at 05:05 AM on September 11

High School Football Star Saves 22 lives from Armed Student

Now that is a man.

posted by outonleave at 07:38 PM on September 02

Did Vick Break Reinstatement Deal by Drinking Vodka?

Vikesfanh8sfarve, you and I strongly disagree on this particular issue. Nevertheless, it is hugely gratifying that we can have a civil discourse in spite of our differing opinions.

That being said, you are one @#^%*#!!!

Your name itself is a wee bit negative, ain't it? I'm not a huge Farve fan after all his waffling about retirement, but I don't hate the dude - don't even know him. I got a feeling if I knew him, I'd like him. That's just the Law of Averages: I like most people I know.

posted by outonleave at 09:30 PM on August 24

Did Vick Break Reinstatement Deal by Drinking Vodka?

Give Vick a break. Lord. My immediate family consists of three dogs, and I can give him the benefit of the doubt after two years. Anybody still pitching stones must be mighty clear of conscience. Makes me wonder more about your conscience than your behavior.

Mark my words, there are going to be a lot of NFL teams later on this season wondering why they didn't have the heuvos to pick him up when he could be had for the askin'. Where's all the uproar around the Eagles' practice sessions? Only the Puritans are still panting for the gallows. Read some Nathaniel Hawthorne.

posted by outonleave at 07:12 PM on August 23

The end of the high-tech swimsuit (and the poolside wardrobe malfunction)

I'm not sure I'd want to see sumo wrestlers in see-through attire.

posted by outonleave at 06:37 AM on July 25

High School Football Players Save Family After Car Wreck

I'm with hincandenza, rcade. Nice to read about the good side of our species every once in awhile.

posted by outonleave at 06:06 AM on July 15

Simpson, Romo split

Hell yes this is news worthy! Jessica is a free woman and I got a handful of flowers and . . . well never mind what's in the other hand.

posted by outonleave at 08:59 PM on July 13

New Tech Will Create Stats for Fielder Arm Strength, Baserunning Speed

So now you won't have sportswriters covering baseball, you'll have accountants.

posted by outonleave at 09:08 AM on July 12

US Loses 3-2 to Brazil in Confederations Cup Final

Instead, 3 fucking hours of rednecks in NASCAR outfits playing fucking cards

Now you done went and pissed off 200 race car drivers....

posted by outonleave at 07:24 PM on June 28

The Truth Hurts

Y'all need to remember that the punishment for blasphemy is eternal damnation. Chuck don't forgive.

posted by outonleave at 07:13 AM on June 13

Was the 1970's Boston Globe Sports Page the Greatest of All Time?

Nice to know there are still people who love to read and write. You're a badass, H_T.

posted by outonleave at 08:59 PM on June 05

Texas Rangers Don't Allow Fan's 'Yankees Suck' Shirt

"we suck at school"

Not to be disrespectful, Folkways, but if I'd gone to that school my attendance record might've been a whole lot better than it was.

posted by outonleave at 09:27 PM on May 30

Dirk Nowitzki's Ex-Girlfriend Pregnant

Y'all coming up with some strange-ass perspectives of this whole deal, given that nobody knows the true backstory. I gotta say though, I did laugh my ass off at THX-133's (I'm a professional numerologist, or at least I have a sister who is seriously into that stuff, and it seems to me that 133 goes better with THX than 1138) post. Peace. Buena suerta to Dirk; I've fallen for some fallen women in my time, and it ain't much fun...

posted by outonleave at 08:45 PM on May 27

Humane Society will work with Vick

Got a little ornery for a second there, for which I apologize. But here's my underlying thought on this whole subject: who is certain that they wouldn't have been the same person that Vick was, had they walked their lifetime in his shoes?

posted by outonleave at 09:04 PM on May 20

Humane Society will work with Vick

Where in the hell did the bs about Vick burning dogs come from?

posted by outonleave at 08:57 PM on May 20

Tony Gonzalez now a Falcon

Oh hell yes!!!Oh hell yes!!!

posted by outonleave at 06:07 PM on April 23

John Madden retires from broadcasting

yerfatma, sorry to disagree with you, but Troy Aikman drives me nuts with the extra "what" he throws into every sentence. ("He's not catching as many passes as what he did last year.")

posted by outonleave at 09:05 PM on April 16

That's a Bad Call

First thing I thought of when I saw the video was Woody Hayes, too. When you're old enough that the folks that used to call you "mean", start callin' you "cranky", you should stick with the barking and give up on the biting.

Unfortunately this advice comes from first-hand experience.

posted by outonleave at 08:56 PM on April 16

Subtle Butt

So now we're gonna go from Politically Correct to Odoriferously Correct? I guess I'm on board.

posted by outonleave at 10:26 PM on March 29

Texas cop delays Texans RB Moats at hospital as mother-in-law dies

Let's be honest, there are good people who become peace officers because they want to do good. There are also some under-self-esteemed mental midgets who become cops because they want to wear a badge and a gun. I was an enlisted Marine in Vietnam, and I can tell you that there are also good people in our armed forces, and people that you would never, ever want to be in a situation with in which they had more-or-less absolute authority over you.

I just bring the Marine thing into this because I'll bet a lot of the scariest dudes I knew in the Nam, either stayed in or got out and entered some other profession involving a uniform and a gun. Like I said, there are wonderful people in the peace officer profession, and in the armed forces, but when we want to give them the benefit of every doubt because they're doing a job we don't want, that's bs.

Jmho.

posted by outonleave at 08:32 PM on March 27

Company Analyzes Prospects' Speech Patterns to Find Next Pacman Jones

This is gonna sound racist, but I wonder how much this "subtle" software utilizes differences like those between "I am" and "I be"....

posted by outonleave at 08:54 PM on March 22

Record suffered; pride didn't at Indiana

That's my team!

Thanks for the post, gfinsf.

posted by outonleave at 06:33 AM on March 21

Matt Steven can't see the hoop. But he'll still take the last shot.

Great post.

posted by outonleave at 09:29 AM on March 15

In the Buff

dviking, I could have gone quite blissfully on my way without having seen that....

posted by outonleave at 06:00 PM on March 09

Talkin' Trash

I'm sure there will be those who disagree with me, but I kinda like the idea of a President who doesn't consider himself above a little sports banter.

posted by outonleave at 05:58 AM on March 05

Bye, bye, T.O.!

Maybe he'll go to pro wrestling.

posted by outonleave at 05:55 AM on March 05

They Still Raise Them Right In Some Places

Sorry. Just couldn't resist.

posted by outonleave at 05:50 PM on February 20

They Still Raise Them Right In Some Places

No, Folkways, the coach did aloud the kid to go to the line to miss.

posted by outonleave at 05:49 PM on February 20

They Still Raise Them Right In Some Places

That definitely is a great story, Q. Nice to get reminded there's still a good bit of decency left in the world.

posted by outonleave at 07:14 PM on February 18

Gearing Up for the Big Day - 43 reasons to watch the SB

Drood, that takes me back to my childhood, before there was a television in (practically) every household . . . the grandparents would come down from Wisconsin, the aunts and uncles over from Indiana, and the entire family would gather around the radio to listen to the Superbowl every year. . . .

posted by outonleave at 08:26 PM on January 30

Dead athletes' brains show stunning damage

I'm totally with you, brown bat

posted by outonleave at 06:55 PM on January 27

Knicks Tell Stephon Marbury to Go Away

Where's the love?

posted by outonleave at 05:47 PM on December 02

Gimme a High Four!

Damn, Joey. You're a true poet.

posted by outonleave at 07:02 PM on October 19

High School Hazing Rears its Ugly Head Again

The leader or leaders of this are going to be in Seventh Heaven when they get to prison.

posted by outonleave at 07:41 PM on September 24