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CFL Pick 'Em, Week Ten

Hamilton by 17

Toronto by 5

Winnipeg by 3

Sask. by 1

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:00 AM on August 27

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Nine

Montreal by 6

Hamilton by 10

Calgary by 17

Toronto by 2

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:33 AM on August 19

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Eight

Let's keep this train rolling.

Edmonton by 3

Toronto by 10

Hamilton by 21

Calgary by 6

posted by jagsnumberone at 05:38 AM on August 12

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Seven

Let's keep this going. (Flips the coin several times to come up with this weeks picks).

Edmonton by 10

Ottawa by 4

Toronto by 14

Hamilton by 2

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:25 AM on August 06

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Six

Thank you for fixing my total. I appreciate all the work you guys do. As long as the Jaguars don't join the CFL, I, hopefully, might be able to do ok the rest of the way/lol. (For those who don't remember if I didn't pick the Jaguars each week in our NFL pick 'em, I would have been amongst the leaders this past season--I just can't in good conscience pick against my team). Now where's that coin so I can pick this week's games?

BC by 6

Edmonton by 14

Calgary by 3

Hamilton by 1

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:12 AM on July 29

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Six

Not to be a stickler but my point total should be 23 now (not 17). I may need those points in a couple of weeks/lol.

posted by jagsnumberone at 12:47 AM on July 28

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Five

I was a fumble away from keeping my winning streak alive (Hamilton fumbled on what should have been a winning TD drive), but that's ok, because I'm proving that less knowledge is, in fact, better when picking these/lol.

Calgary by 3

Toronto by 4

Edmonton by 11

Hamilton by 9

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:51 AM on July 22

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Four

Hamilton by 4

Edmonton by 10

BC by 2

Calgary by 6

On a side note, I can't believe I've gone 4 for 4 two weeks in a row (too bad I can't get the point spread right/lol). Of course, now that I've said something, I'm doomed this week (sort of like the no-hitter thing/lol)

posted by jagsnumberone at 10:04 PM on July 15

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Three

Edmonton by 3

Winnipeg by 18

BC by 12

Calgary by 10

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:58 AM on July 08

CFL Pick 'Em, Week Two

Hamilton by 2

Montreal by 6

Ottawa by 3

Toronto by 10

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:27 AM on July 01

The 11th Annual chicobangs Memorial SpoFi CFL Pick 'Em

I'll give this a go this year. Tom Clements is still the QB for the Hamilton TigerCats, right? How 'bout that Warren Moon fella for Edmonton, or Flutie in Montreal? Oh well, here goes nothing.

Montreal by 22

Hamilton by 1

Toronto by 6

Winnipeg by 17

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:38 AM on June 24

NHL Playoff Pick 'Em, Stanley Cup Finals

1- Chicago +1

2-7 games

3-2 overtimes (I'll go one step further and say it will be game 4 that this happens in)

4-3.2 rating (I know it seems high, but with Chicago in it (and the Bulls out of the NBA playoffs...) +1


6- Toews







13-cixelsyd (though, if I say myself, and by being right would put me in first, and cixelsyd says himself which would make himself first who would actually win?lol) +1

posted by jagsnumberone at 05:48 AM on June 03

NHL Playoff Pick 'Em, Round 3

Chicago in 7 +2

Tampa Bay in 6 +1

Goal scorer: Stamkos

Power play scorer: Kane

Most penalty minutes: Shaw (Chicago)

Best save %: Bishop

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:16 AM on May 16

NHL Playoff Pick 'Em, Round 2

Chicago-6 +1 (Toews)
Anaheim-6 +1 (Kesler)
Tampa Bay-7 +1 (Stamkos) +1
Rangers-6 +1 (Nash)
GAA: Lundqvist +1

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:27 PM on April 30

Fan Injured by Airborne Baseball Bat at Wrigley Field

I was at the Reds-Cubs game Sunday, and Russell lost a bat that day as well. The bat ended up about 5 rows back of the Cubs dugout down the 3rd base line. Maybe, he should try some stickum. Luckily, in Cincy, no one was hurt.

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:02 PM on April 28

NHL Playoff Pick 'Em Starts Now

Montreal 7 +1

Islanders 6 +1

Chicago 5 +1

Vancouver 7

Rangers 5 +2

Detroit 6

St. Louis 6

Anaheim 5 +1

Goal scorer: Ovechkin (Washington)

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:30 PM on April 15

Martin Brodeur to Announce Retirement.

1. Brodeur 2. Roy 3. Plante 4. Hasek 5. Sawchuck

I think Ken Dryden has to be in there somewhere. But instead of who, I don't know.

posted by jagsnumberone at 11:22 PM on January 27

11 of 12 Patriots' Balls Deflated, ESPN Reports

Ok, I get that New England would have won, regardless of how much air was in the footballs, but that misses the point. If you were speeding down a street and then you got stopped at a red light, you couldn't tell the police officer that it didn't matter that you were speeding since you would arrive at your destination at the same time because of the red light. (the speeding had no effect on the eventual outcome). You were still speeding. In this case, the Patriots, if it is proven to be so, were still cheating, even if it didn't determine the final outcome.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:50 AM on January 22

NFL Pick 'Em, Week 6

Yeah, can't pick against my team/lol, even if I'm pretty sure they're going to lose. At least, there's no money involved.

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:50 PM on October 12

USPTO Cancels Redskins Trademarks

First off, it's the name that lost it's trademark today, not the logo. So Flea market vendors will not be able to sell items with their logo, only with the name. Also, the name is still registered, it's just not trademarked anymore. (Basically, you'll see the little circle with an R in it, instead of a "TM" after the name now). I don't think this will cost the Washington franchise very much money at all in the end (as far as marketing and merchandise). Basically, someone could use the Redskin name (since it's no longer trademarked) but since they couldn't use the logo and the name is still registered it would have to appear they are promoting someone other than the NFL team that currently resides in Washington, D.C.

I really like an idea that I heard on Olbermann (who I usually don't agree with on too many "political type of things"). He suggested that they keep the logos, the uniforms, etc. but change the name to the Washington Americans. The more I thought about it, the more I liked it. What a perfect way to honor the Native American (instead of pretending that you're honoring them with an abusive slur).

posted by jagsnumberone at 12:26 AM on June 19

What is the best possible season a player could have?

I know this was about a single player, but to show the difference between greatness and bottom feeders, if a team goes 4-3 every week they'll finish with 92-93 wins and probably make the playoffs. If that same team goes 3-4 each week they'll lose 92-93 games and get their manager fired, etc. It's amazing to think that the difference is that minimal that one game out of every seven makes that big of a difference.

posted by jagsnumberone at 04:15 AM on March 18

Kirk Cousins to start for Redskins in Week 15

I think this is actually a plan for Washington to highlight Cousins to make him available for a trade. There are a lot of teams that will be looking for a good young quarterback, and Washington needs draft picks.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:52 PM on December 11

Slave Genes Myth Must Die

I think there are several problems with the thesis. First off, you can't group all African-Americans as being descended from slaves, it's just not true. To say, that someone who has descended from slaves "may" have came from a gene pool that was more athletic is not out of the question. You could have been white and descended from slavery (Greek and Roman time frames, for instance). The theory should be that if you descended from slavery you have a higher chance of having "athletic" type genes in your make-up. It doesn't mean you will have, and doesn't mean if you didn't come from a slavery descendence that you will not have "athletic" type of genes. It's like if you have family members that have had cancer, you may be more dispositioned to have cancer as well. It doesn't mean you will get cancer and it doesn't mean only those who have family members who have had cancer will get it. It just a higher probability that's all. If these same people hadn't been slaves but rather workers in their villages, their descendents would still be at a higher probability of having the athletic gene, just like athletes kids have a better chance of being athletic (since many of the slaves were taken because of their strength).

posted by jagsnumberone at 12:22 AM on July 27

Sports Artist Leroy Neiman Dies

I'm saddened by this news as I look at two of his masterpieces that hang on my wall in my office. He had a very unique style that really brought the casual sports fan into the "art" world, much like Andy Warhol did for a generation.

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:01 PM on June 22

Eric Wynalda's 'Eff You' to American Soccer

The Dayton Dutch Lions had a similar game here against the Columbus Crew. They were badly outshot yet beat their MLS opponent 2-1 to move on to the next round. Not sure if this speaks poorly of the MLS or that these teams may not be taking this tournament as seriously as the lower tier teams.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:59 AM on May 31

Kentucky Makes It Eight

Congrats to UK, you were the best team all year. But I wonder how long before these wins get "vacated" just like they were at Memphis and UMass?

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:41 PM on April 03

Why All of Your Fantasy Baseball Picks SUCK

Ummm, Joey Votto will be fine. Enough said.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:35 AM on March 31

NFL Logos of the Non-Existent Past

And what's with the Jaguar car script - a bit too close for copyright comfort

When Jacksonville first received the franchise the original logo looked a lot like the Jaguar motor logo, and they were sued by Jaguar. They changed their uniforms and logo prior to their first season because of this (they had about year and half from the time they were selected to have a franchise and their first game). You can see the original helmet here

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:09 AM on January 26

Potvin Sucks Forever

"Potvin sucks"/lol. Even if he did, which he didn't, Bossy, Trottier, Gilles, Nystrom, Goring, the Sutter brothers, Smith, etc knew how to win a few cups. I like when Denis said, " I thought they were saying Potvin Cups, and I held up four fingers"--Classic!! Now if Tavares and the boys could just get us back into the playoffs sometime this century...

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:10 AM on January 12

Falcons Corner: Jaguars Receivers are 'Jokes'

He might be right (the Jags receiving corps does suck) but he's Dunta "f*cking burnt toast" Robinson and needs to shut the hell up. Look forward to the day when some wide receiver says the same thing about him (oh wait, they probably have, just not in front of the media)

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:50 PM on December 17

Blown Call Helps Lions Defeat Vikings

LMAO, I started a big religious discussion, when I was just trying to be sarcastic (people where I work thought Tebow was Catholic (instead of evangilical christian) and when I saw the thing about communion I decided to roll with it). For some reason, I actually think Tebow would have a bigger problem be called Catholic, then Catholics have with him being called Catholic. Just saying. Lol.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:15 AM on December 15

Walter Iooss, Jr., Talks About Shooting Famous Athletes

What a great read.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:08 AM on December 15

Blown Call Helps Lions Defeat Vikings

Hey, Atheist, add to your list the only food items to be sold in the stadium will be bread and wine, consecrated of course, and you will have to kneel at a rail to receive them.

The only problem with this is that Tebow is NOT Catholic--Christian but not Catholic, so he does not receive communion during mass. (or any other time)

I only bring this up because, recently, it seems many confuse the two way too often. To clarify, Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics (there are 100's of different religions that are Christian in nature, Catholicism is just one of them)

posted by jagsnumberone at 04:16 AM on December 14

It's Official

As each year passes, and still no playoffs, I get less and less interested. I don't really care about too many of the games, and that's a shame, because college football was a great sport and could have been really great. I can't say it's because of money, because I really feel that a playoff would generate a lot of cash. But the money of those involved in the current b.s. is what is driving this, and driving me away from caring.

posted by jagsnumberone at 11:40 PM on December 04

When EA Sports releases its NHL 12 video game Tuesday, you can choose to play as a 90-pound 14-year-old girl from Buffalo.

Very cool. Hope other games follow suit.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:26 AM on September 13

Coach Surprises 5-Foot-4 Guard with Scholarship

The kids from Oveido, Florida--I know two other people from that suburb of Orlando. One is my little brother in my fraternity, who, of course, is a great person. The other is Ronnie Murphy, who went to Jacksonville University (my alma mater), then was drafted by the Trail Blazers in the first round, I think, in 1988 or maybe 87. Murphy was a jerk and didn't last very long in the NBA. It's nice to know that this guy seems to be more like my lil bro than Murph.

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:05 AM on September 10

NHL enforcer Wade Belak found dead

First off, my condolances to the family and friends of these hockey players. It's very sad news.

But on a lighter note, with the conspiracy part of the thread earlier, has anyone seen Greg Maddux lately? hmmm, just saying/lol.

posted by jagsnumberone at 10:50 PM on September 01

21 Short Stories about Glenn Gould Deion Sanders

One of the biggest compliments I think I can pay to an athlete is this, I couldn't stand him when he played for someone else and loved him when he played on my favorite teams.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:05 AM on August 06

Bucs Sign Punter to $19.5 Million Deal

Though I feel this is a ridiculous deal for this particular punter, the money isn't as bad as it would first would seem. That's because he's also the kick specialist, which means he's being paid to be two players not one, or at least one and a half positions. (Still way too much money... just not as too much as I first thought)

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:43 AM on July 31

Dayton Dragons Sell Out 815th Straight Game

Thanks tselson for clearing up the attendence thing (It was a typo on my part and didn't catch it until now)--which even brings home my point even more with them bringing in over 8000 (not 4000) per game-which is great for single A ball!!!

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:00 AM on July 07

Dayton Dragons Sell Out 815th Straight Game

As a Daytonian (I live in a suburb of Dayton), this is a great accomplishment. When there was first talk of having a minor league team here, there was a lot of negativity about how well it could do (too close to Cincinnati, the park was going to be in depressed neighborhood near downtown, no one would feel safe, the economy of Dayton was on the downturn, etc, etc). I've gone to a lot games (we have season tickets in a group from my girlfriends work) and it's a first class organization and ball park. And a note too for those not from around here, the capacity is over 4000, its not like they're only getting a small amount for every game--and the Dragons haven't always been competitive either (last year they went a whole month without winning at home). It's nice to see them getting national attention for this mark--a job well done (and the hopefully, they can continue to add to the mark for years to come)

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:53 PM on July 03

Spectators Lucky to Survive Le Mans Crash

My girlfriend said it looked like god pushed the car back towards the track instead of it flipping onto the people. Amazing no one was seriously injured.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:24 PM on June 12

NASCAR Driver Caught Speeding 128 mph

First off, Kyle (in my best Cartman voice)... you are an idiot.

Second, since everyone is telling their faster than we should be going stories, I thought I would share mine. In 1988, in Jacksonville, Florida, a friend of mine had a Lotus, that his dad (who worked at a car dealership) had gotten for him for the weekend (it was for a fraternity formal). For those who have lived in Jacksonville, this was before the Dames Point bridge was finished. There was a road that led from the Regency Square Mall to Fort Caroline then to the bridge through a bunch of sand dunes (there was really no traffic ever on this stretch because the bridge wasn't done yet). Andy (my friend) got it up to 170 with me in the passenger seat. It really didn't feel all the fast (much like we were going 90-95) until he went to brake, then brake, and brake. I realized after a couple of seconds of braking that we were still doing 100, that's when I felt how really fast and stupid we were going. It scared us both afterwards (but not during) and we kept it much more sane the rest of the weekend.

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:30 AM on May 27

Posey Hurt in Brutal Home-Plate Collision

What you're missing about why this happens at home and not at the other three bases is that the runner does not have to stay on that base after contact. At second or third if the runner took out the fielder in this manner he probably would not be able to stay on the bag and be tagged out (more times than not) even after dislodging the ball. At home the runner only has to touch the plate not maintain position on it.

in one game (in May no less), within a season of 186 games?

Umm, last time I checked they play 162 games in a season/lol.

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:18 AM on May 27

The Tampa Bay Lighting Have Fans!

As an Islander fan (yes there is still some of us), I approve this message--the Bruins ones that is. Someone who works for the Bruins marketing department is hilarious. We've seen some of their other handy work here before and I loved those too.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:17 PM on May 19

Jockey Found Dead at Churchill Downs

The rumors around the track today are that this was cocaine (he was scheduled to go to court Thursday for a cocaine charge from back in November). Such a tough sport for "smaller" people (it's the only sport that an ambulance follows you!!) and so many have addiction problems--whether it be eating disorders, alcohol, or drugs. RIP Michael.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:21 PM on May 11

Heyman: Barry Bonds Belongs in Hall of Fame

Using the arguement that Bonds is a hall of famer because he had a hall of fame career before using PED's is not pausible. To use the Rose analogy, Rose had a hall of fame career before he bet on baseball therefore he should be in too--but he's not, and Bonds shouldn't be either. (Though, I do think Rose should be in--but I'll leave that arguement for another day)

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:02 AM on April 18

Tarp Rolls Over Royals Groundskeeper

History also repeats itself here--sorry MLB has the copywright to her actually falling, but here's brandon phillips laughing it up with her afterwards.

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:12 AM on April 17

Chipper Jones Gets 2,500th Hit

Love that one tron--and yes, on both accounts.

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:46 AM on April 10

The top 10 sports broadcast calls of all time.

three things I would like to add...

1--I hope the day never comes that watching and listening to Al Michaels on the Miracle on Ice doesn't give me chills--still the greatest moment in sports broadcasting.

2--I realized while watching that ESPN montage why I love sports so much

3--Secretariat only ran against 4 other horses in the Belmont, dviking, because no one (and rightfully so) thought they could beat him--they had a fuller field in the Derby--14 horses (the 20 that now start in the Derby is a more recent trend as everyone who can get in runs pretty much--even if they have no chance at winning). There were only 6 horses in the Preakness that year, with the second and third place horses from the Derby also trying the Preakness. The way the Derby is set up now keeps some horses out of it (graded earnings) and some of the better horses wait until the Belmont where they would have a better chance against tired horses instead of the Preakness. But I could go on and on about the system as it is today vs. the early 70s but I would bore most of this crowd/lol.

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:22 AM on April 08

Worm's turn for Hall

I am so glad that Artis Gilmore is finally going in. I think a lot of people assumed he was already in (I've even heard announcers call him the hall of famer Artis Gilmore--not that announcers are all that bright).

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:11 PM on April 05

Cubs Release Carlos Silva

As a Reds fan, I'm hoping you're right holden/lol.

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:01 AM on March 28

The Greatest Pitcher You've Never Heard Of

I'm always amazed at how many of these type of stories are still out there and never tire of hearing about them.

posted by jagsnumberone at 02:58 AM on March 28

Thoroughbred Charity Let Horses Starve to Death

Recently read the response to this article on (Daily Racing Form). Looks like they took some liberties with their reporting and misrepresented some of the facts (yeah, I know imagine that--let some facts get in the way of a good story). Read their story here (hopefully, I did the link right). This is an organization whose heart is in the right place but has a daunting task as a mission.

Countdown, to PETA sorry asses getting involved, 3...2...1... (and in involved I mean grabbing publicity not actually doing anything to help)

posted by jagsnumberone at 03:06 AM on March 20

NFL broadcaster Cris Collinsworth rescued from floating restaurant

Just as an FYI, this restaurant (Jeff Ruby's) is awesome. We go there for our anniversary each year (or the one at Belterra Casino). It's a little pricey--that's why we only go once a year/lol, but the filet just melts in your mouth. Getting hungry just thinking about it. This is also the same chain that kicked out a famous jerk out of its Louisville location during the derby several years ago.

posted by jagsnumberone at 06:39 PM on March 13

NCAA President: No Pay for Athletes

An idea I've had for some time now is that to pay the student-athletes a small stipend, say--$200 month to help them with "walk around" money. This money would not come from the university but the NCAA. The NCAA would get the money from its various sources (such as merchandising, tournament TV contracts, etc.). They would give less payout to the universities playing in these tournaments to help defrey some of the costs. This I think would help a lot of student-athletes, especially those who do not have someone at home to give them any money while in college (let them go out once in awhile for dinner or dates, etc). Since it was coming straight from the NCAA and not the schools themselves, it would be easier to "police". The money is already there it would be just a matter of figuring out a fair and equitable way of doing it.

posted by jagsnumberone at 11:22 PM on February 25

Forsberg's Foot Ends Comeback Bid

Bobby Orr changed hockey. He was the first real offensive defenseman. He is considered by most to be one of the top 5 hockey players of all time. To compare him to Forsberg (a very good player) is laughable. Their stats are not comparable because they played different positions at different stages of the game (the NHL was not the same in the 70s as it was during Forsberg's time--it would be like comparing Sammy Baugh's passing stats to Matt Schaub's.). Plain and simply, Bobby Orr is a hockey icon, Forsberg, though very good, is not.

posted by jagsnumberone at 05:14 PM on February 15

Kim Clijsters Gives TV Commentator a Tennis Lesson

What is funny is people's reaction to this. Clijsters is friends with Woodbridge and actually baby sat his kids when she was dating Lleyton Hewitt. She was basically doing a "gotcha" and was getting a good laugh out of this, not a "handled it well". She was shown the text by her friend, sent by another friend and thought it was funny, and ran with it. It should be noted that she actually is "trying" to get pregnant right now, and has publically spoken about it--saying that when she does become pregnant again, she will not be playing tennis. She was plain and simply having fun at the expense of a friend, and it worked.

posted by jagsnumberone at 07:33 PM on January 21

Auburn Meets Oregon for BCS Title

Yeah, dyams, could you imagine both sets of playoffs leading up to that weekend, oh wait... that's right, college football doesn't have a playoff system--my bad.

posted by jagsnumberone at 04:13 PM on January 10

Augusta National

I actually had a golf game for an Apple MacIntosh that had Augusta on it. It was in the early 90's, back when video games were a little on the primative side, (it actually wasn't too bad though).

posted by jagsnumberone at 01:15 AM on January 05