One of my favorites growing up.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:55 AM on November 14
When satisfying the terms of a wager, in this case the Bears-Packers Monday night, goes horribly but comically wrong.
posted by NerfballPro at 09:13 AM on November 07
So when do we all sit in a circle and start to sing "Kum-Ba-Yah"?
posted by NerfballPro at 09:51 AM on November 06
I was fearing that Houston fans would be cheering his collapse.
posted by NerfballPro at 03:48 PM on November 04
Can anyone see a scenario where the NFL or the Dolphins allow Jr to play another down of football ?
Incognito's contract ends after this season; smart money's on the following: not only has he already played his last down in Miami, even if Goodell allows him to play in the future he's likely played his last professional down, period.
posted by NerfballPro at 03:46 PM on November 04
Yes, that's the same umpire, but unless you're a time travelling person, that was over 3 years ago (June 2010).
Yep, I know better than to argue with the grum. I had the right game, the pitcher (Armando Galarraga), but had the date wrong. Though I could've sworn it happened not so long ago. Guess the chronometer in my TARDIS needs repair.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:53 AM on October 27
Hey, wasn't that Jim Joyce who made the call at third base? Wasn't he the guy who made that botched call that cost a pitcher a perfect game in the ninth inning last season?
posted by NerfballPro at 08:45 AM on October 27
In search of a lost baseball.
posted by NerfballPro at 01:02 PM on October 15
I really do think Rex wants out of New York. He's an idiot, but if that's true I honestly can't blame him.
posted by NerfballPro at 03:38 AM on August 26
Lying is one thing; taking down someone else with your lies is a bigger issue.
And Dino Laurenzi should be on the phone to his lawyer making arrangements to sue Braun for an amount that he won't have to worry about putting his, grandkids, and great grandkids through college, all expenses paid.
posted by NerfballPro at 09:49 AM on August 24
MLB suspends Ryan Dempster for 5 games for allegedly hitting Alex Rodriguez deliberately.
Probably for failing to knock A-Rod out for 211 games with his fastball.
posted by NerfballPro at 07:35 AM on August 21
We've all said stupid shit in anger, often when we've been drinking.
That's true, but alcohol can't make a stone bleed. I've seen it too often, whatever vice a person believes but keeps hidden from the world, be it racism, misogyny, anti-semitism, homophobia, or what have you, put enough alcohol in that body and watch it come to the surface. No matter how well Cooper mans up here, apparently the context and circumstance was enough to make Michael Vick and DeSean Jackson speak out against him. Now, say what you will about those two, but I don't see Cooper as an Eagle come opening day.
posted by NerfballPro at 10:34 PM on August 01
Finally the Cowboys will have enough money to field a competitive team.
You mean Jerry's relenting and hiring a decent GM and letting football-knowledgeable people run the team? I thought this discussion thread was about the renaming of Cowboys Stadium.
posted by NerfballPro at 07:01 PM on July 26
Funny. $72.5 million is a slap in the face I'd love to have any day.
posted by NerfballPro at 05:25 PM on July 23
I imagine Braun accepting a suspension means they have some strong evidence against the players.
Translation: your ass is grass, A-Rod.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:29 PM on July 22
Don't eat the yellow ice.
posted by NerfballPro at 06:12 PM on July 18
12-year-old Ohio State fan beats "Michigan"
posted by NerfballPro at 01:19 PM on July 10
The decision 2013 is today.
posted by NerfballPro at 09:23 AM on July 05
Did they finally retire the butt fumble from it's spot as Not Top Ten champion?
In a word, no.
posted by NerfballPro at 09:59 AM on June 28
To explain my above post, it wasn't an intention to blame Goodell as it was to point out that, perhaps any policy he's tried to implement has been ineffectual or even irrelevant. Even going through bounty-gate with the Saints you have to give him a degree of credit for trying.
So he's not a complete scumbag. Y'know, as far as [alleged] psychopathic borderline serial killers go.
As far as alleged psychopathic borderline serial killers with ties to gangs go.
posted by NerfballPro at 04:12 PM on June 27
...Hernandez' arrest was the 27th arrest of an NFL player since the Super Bowl in February.
Kudos on the success of your player conduct policy.
--an NFL fan
posted by NerfballPro at 12:29 AM on June 27
What kills me about this, is by waiving Hernandez, the Patriots have waived the right to recoup salary already paid to him, and are still on the hook for the rest of his contract. The next two years are a $12.5M hit the Patriots have to absorb against the salary cap. So Hernandez gets paid to (very possibly) do serious time.
What the hell is wrong with sports culture in the U.S.?
posted by NerfballPro at 02:42 PM on June 26
Dude has some real problems.
Dude has some real real problems.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:52 AM on June 21
I'm not a Heat fan by any stretch of the imagination, and I'm of the vast majority of people that wanted to see them fail. However, I have to admit a certain admiration of this team's "fuck you all" attitude toward the naysayers and critics who want to see them fail as miserably as possible. With the exception of the first season the "big three" were together, they've gotten the job done (note I'm writing this hours before the Game 7 tipoff). Like them or loathe them, you have to give them at least a degree of begrudging respect for the way they've buckled down and taken care of business.
-- if they sweep, it's because they're so stacked, so it's no big deal; if they go to seven games, it's because they don't try real hard.
Indiana is an up and coming team that likely put the pieces together just to match up against (and beat) Miami. Ultimately, experience won out this time but don't be surprised if the Pacers take the Heat out in next year's playoffs if they stay healthy.
posted by NerfballPro at 05:28 AM on June 20
Brawl aftermath: total of eight Dodgers and Diamondbacks suspended; Ian Kennedy gets 10 games.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:26 PM on June 14
And here I was thinking that the Spurs' decision to have a second year guy, Kawhi Leonard, guarding LeBron was pretty much a concession to let him have his way on the court. Have Parker, Duncan and Ginobili guard Wade, Bosh, and anyone else who could help LeBron out; make him carry the entire weight of his team on his shoulders because we know what those results have been in the past, right?
Turns out Popovich putting Leonard on LeBron was a genius move for more direct reasons. Leonard is giving LeBron fits in the paint as well as the perimeter, and the field goal percentage last night is very telling of his defensive efforts. And when you factor in how beat up the Heat are from the Pacers series, it's looking pretty good for the Spurs to finish the series before it gets a chance to return to Miami.
Still, at least 2 games to go, and anything can happen.
posted by NerfballPro at 04:18 PM on June 12
The Arizona Diamondbacks pay a special tribute to Cory Hahn.
posted by NerfballPro at 11:10 AM on June 09
Brain Urlacher retires.
Prompting the Arizona Cardinals to honor him by channelling Dennis Green.
posted by NerfballPro at 05:11 PM on May 22
Update on the Boston Marathon bombing story: it was a hot time in Watertown last night.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:55 AM on April 19
I don't have a link handy, but I've heard that authorities have a lead on at least one guy who might be directly responsible for the bombs. Justice here is what matters to me instead of the ongoing debate on dark humor here, with all due respect to the involved parties.
posted by NerfballPro at 09:06 AM on April 16
Carlos Quentin makes his living by putting himself in the trajectory of rapidly moving hard objects.
Granted, this is the first time he's charged the mound following getting hit, but you better believe his antics last night caught the attention of more than one major league GM.
Quentin may be baseball's precursor to what could be hockey's enforcer or "goon." He's a big guy who crowds the plate and shakes off 100 mph fastballs hitting his body like nothing more than mosquito bites. It also didn't seem to take much after the hit to set him off and charge the mound. And you have to admit, the way he plowed in Greinke, as ugly as it was, had to have impressed a few decision-makers working for other clubs. All Greinke did was lower his shoulder to brace himself for Quentin's hit, and his collarbone gave way pretty easily. GMs in the future may set their eye on such a guy in future drafts who could later get "bounty" assignments to "take out" key players on other teams under the cover of future bench-clearing parties. Hey, it's worked out in football and hockey, right?
Big guy who doesn't get hurt by getting hit, and now carrying a hot-head reputation who can injure another player by running into him. For this reason, Bud Selig needs to come down hard on Quentin, but he probably won't.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:35 PM on April 12
Whoops. The Detroit Free Press has some explaining to do.
Wow, a glimpse into an alternate universe. I was wondering how Capt. Kirk and the Federation of the mirror universe turned evil.
posted by NerfballPro at 03:34 PM on April 10
But, you wonder how quick they'd terminate Rice if his break-em-down then break-em-some-more style actually yielded considerably better results.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:48 PM on April 03
Even with some medic training in the Army, I nearly surrendered my last meal watching that video.
I wish Kevin Ware the best and hope he gets well soon.
posted by NerfballPro at 06:01 AM on April 01
It looks so bland and corporate. Like an airline or shipping company logo.
My first thought was a Star-Kist logo that was rejected years ago.
posted by NerfballPro at 04:54 PM on March 28
I hope we haven't seen the last of Mr. Adams.
posted by NerfballPro at 11:19 AM on March 26
Not even the greatest hack writer in Hollywood could've come up with this scenario and outcome.
posted by NerfballPro at 10:55 AM on March 05
And the apparent winner of the Alex Smith sweepstakes is (drum roll please).......
posted by NerfballPro at 03:17 PM on February 27
Well, finally, a female in the pole position, and it does not involve exotic dancing or removal of clothing.
The advertising agency that handles the GoDaddy account just got an idea for a 30 second spot during Super Bowl XLIX.
posted by NerfballPro at 04:13 PM on February 18
I'm not a wrestling fan, but to me the Olympics really lost something with the elimination of this event.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:20 PM on February 12
A Civil-War-era baseball card fetches $92,000 in Maine.
posted by NerfballPro at 08:47 PM on February 06
Well, he wasn't able to get to proclaim he was going to Disney World, but Titus Young's dream finally did come true.
posted by NerfballPro at 04:47 PM on February 04
Next year I think I'm going to take a cue from this year's Big Game and shut off the lights when I do my picks; I might get a better score that way!
Seriously, Congrats to the Ravens and YYM.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:23 PM on February 04
1. San Francisco 0x31'ers
3. Joseph Flacco
4. Frank Gore
5. Michael Crabtree
6. Colin Kaepernick
7. NaVorro Bowman
8. Ray Lewis
9. Aldon Smith
posted by NerfballPro at 08:16 PM on February 02
posted by NerfballPro at 01:47 PM on January 31
The sad but inevitable has happened.
posted by NerfballPro at 01:46 PM on January 31
3. Peyton Manning
4. Adrian Peterson
posted by NerfballPro at 09:56 AM on January 27
Dashon Goldson (SF)
posted by NerfballPro at 09:20 AM on January 20
That aggression against people is what burns me on Lance.
Insert old cliche about "power corrupts" here.
posted by NerfballPro at 03:14 PM on January 18
One of the stories written before the hoax was revealed.
Kinda proves Te'o was in on the hoax. Anyone disagree?
posted by NerfballPro at 04:50 AM on January 17
How about a congress of ravens? Or perhaps just Congress?
Really, just Congress is fine with me.
posted by NerfballPro at 03:11 PM on January 16
If the Ravens win, New Englanders will be eating crow.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:25 PM on January 16
Agreed. If you don't want the kicker to get an extra practice shot, don't "ice" him. It's that simple.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:14 PM on January 14
Read an ESPN column where the writer said Denver wasn't expected to go as far as they did this year.
A lot of people wrote off the Broncos believing that Peyton would be mostly ineffective following three neck surgeries and an entire season off at his age.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:45 PM on January 13
posted by NerfballPro at 11:05 AM on January 12
Rumor mill has it that Lance is going to confess.
posted by NerfballPro at 09:31 AM on January 12
This trend of new GMs turfing the existing coach no matter what seems suspect.
A new GM is going to put in the staff he wants as soon as he gets clearance from ownership to do so: buying out contacts, etc. Yeah, that's a flawed statement I know, but there you are. Other than that, one year generally isn't enough time to do what you want to do, and a 2-14 record isn't always a fair indicator that the installed system is a failure. That said, Jacksonville probably needs to blow up and start over. (Think a certain controversial figure from New York might be available pretty soon if they're on the lookout for a QB, hint hint).
When the next season kicks off, at least one of every four teams will now have a new head coach. And it doesn't look like the merry-go-round will stop after the playoffs either.
posted by NerfballPro at 01:11 PM on January 10
I love how football's conventional wisdom has determined a trend line from the single data point of Michael Vick's career.
As I recall, Randall Cunningham did it a long time before Michael Vick did. And he suffered a injury early in his career that basically destroyed his speed and forced him to be a pocket passer. He was never as effective from that point forward.
posted by NerfballPro at 02:33 PM on January 07
As the game progressed, you wonder why Mike Shanahan didn't pull the plug on Snyder's prized investment earlier. And he's taking a lot of heat about that this morning.
posted by NerfballPro at 11:17 AM on January 07
It's all about getting the press and people talking about you. Even negative press is good press (most important lesson learned from the Britney Spears School of Publicity).
posted by NerfballPro at 10:04 AM on January 02
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