And man, if you're going to plagiarize somebody, Peter King's an awful choice. He sounds exactly like a real-world, football-oriented version of The Onion's Jackie Harvey.
Coffeenerdness: Thank goodness for Starbucks. I tried a new Chantico chocolate drink at the Newark Airport and let me sum it up in three words: DEC-A-DENT!!! Keep up the great work, guys.