August 24, 2006

Today's posts are the cleanest I've ever seen.: There a lot of links, but they look so clean because the accompanying descriptions are short and sweet, perhaps the best-edited descriptions that one day of posts can boast. I'm cracking open a can of hyphy juice to y'all, Spofites.

posted by worldcup2002 to navel gazing at 05:48 PM - 34 comments

hyphy juice

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:49 PM on August 24

In my mind, this is the ideal. Brevity, soul of wit, etc.

posted by chicobangs at 06:35 PM on August 24

The last couple of days have seen some brilliant FPPs. 1 2

posted by NoMich at 07:28 PM on August 24

I fully expect a "Barry Bonds and Terrell Owens agree that whitey hates them, and have formed a corporation with underated female golfer Michelle Wie. Their plans are to put the non-sport of NASCAR out of business by using PED-enhanced black, female drivers and paying them 20x the going salaries. President George Bush feels that's a bad idea." post any time soon now.

posted by grum@work at 07:58 PM on August 24

There have been a couple deleted no-linkers, but otherwise, good!

posted by jerseygirl at 08:17 PM on August 24

But, I mean, f'real, who *is* going to be the next US Men's soccer coach?

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:33 PM on August 24

Pluto sent to the minors?

posted by hawkguy at 09:37 PM on August 24

Yeah, last few days have been nice. And now that we have a few guidelines I don't feel guilty deleted bad posts.

posted by justgary at 11:05 PM on August 24

Pluto sent to the minors? It's a freakin sports metaphor! fer cryin' out loud I'm cracking open a can of hyphy juice to y'all, Spofites. I did a shot of el' cap-i-tan.

posted by MrFrisby at 11:07 PM on August 24

That Federer link is still making me purr. I totally just messed up the front page with that long basketball link - sorry - I don't know my basketball well enough to be concise.

posted by JJ at 06:27 AM on August 25

Ufez is really making the extra effort this week. Fair play to him. Remember this week, people. They won't all be gems.

posted by chicobangs at 12:51 PM on August 25

Hyphpy Juice is for losers. Me and Jason Witten know where it's at.

posted by Samsonov14 at 01:14 PM on August 25

Pickle Juice Sport is the muthafuckin' bomb, yo! Now, how about a delicious hamdog to top it off? Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:18 PM on August 25

Dude, that looks so freaking nasty, it has to be delicious.

posted by MrFrisby at 09:08 PM on August 25

Well, it's not going over on its looks.

posted by chicobangs at 09:20 PM on August 25

Dang fraze....Heart Attack on a Bun!

posted by skydivedad at 09:45 PM on August 25

PickleJuice Sport + HAMDOG = Double Delicious!

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:31 PM on August 27

Anyone want to talk to this Jake woman? "Tiger Woods is a Robot" over and over, especially in nonrelated threads, does not a comment make.

posted by jerseygirl at 11:13 AM on August 29

Anyone want to talk to this Jake woman? Heee gooooone. Who is that awful announcer who (much like a robot) concludes every strikeout with those words? God I hate him.

posted by justgary at 12:36 PM on August 29

The White Sox guy, I can't remember his name. You're right though -- He's awful.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:37 PM on August 29

Ken Harrelson. If you think he's bad, you should hear their radio guys. Holy freakin' microphone, they are terrible.

posted by BullpenPro at 12:42 PM on August 29

Tiger Woods is a robot is back... Grr. Banhammer.

posted by jerseygirl at 02:03 PM on August 29

Her cowardice is exceeded only by her fear of having that cowardice revealed. She is a sheep in sheep's clothing.

posted by BullpenPro at 02:12 PM on August 29

Ken Harrelson. If you think he's bad, you should hear their radio guys. Holy freakin' microphone, they are terrible. That, I'd like to hear. Tiger Woods is a robot is back... Grr. Banhammer. The banhammer has been swung. Maybe they have to log off and try to log back in to be bannerized. Hmmm...

posted by justgary at 02:15 PM on August 29

That, I'd like to hear. No...no you wouldn't. I swear Chicago has the worst announcers; whether radio or TV. Between Ditka doing the Bears preseason games, the morons who do Cubs/Sox on TV and radio, and the woeful Hawks announcers, your best bet is to turn down the volume and invite some friends over to provide the play-by-play and color.

posted by willthrill72 at 02:37 PM on August 29

if you want to get into an intellectual battle about baseball just try me. Oh, I so wish he'd popped up more in the baseball stories. It would have been fun to dismantle him/her...

posted by grum@work at 04:13 PM on August 29

you can take your aristotle logic and shove it, grum!

posted by jerseygirl at 04:41 PM on August 29

I appear in far too many shouting matches. Remind me come New Year's Resolution time.

posted by yerfatma at 05:10 PM on August 29

Earlier today I looked through jakeamo's old comments to see the last thing he/she said that wasn't "tiger woods is a robot"...and it was a comment agreeing with something I said. "Aghast" doesn't even begin to describe my reaction.

posted by Venicemenace at 07:00 PM on August 29

Did you call Tiger a robot, by chance?

posted by jerseygirl at 07:04 PM on August 29

jerseygirl, why the use of the phrase "Jake woman"?

posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:48 AM on August 30

Profile says Susan. User name says Jake. It was that simple.

posted by jerseygirl at 09:35 AM on August 30

Um, boy named Sue? Hello? You know what you are? You're a monikergenderist.

posted by BullpenPro at 09:53 AM on August 30

Monikergenderist fan cabal!

posted by jerseygirl at 10:32 AM on August 30

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