September 28, 2007

The Hoser's NFL Picks -- Week Four: NFL picks that wonder why they didn't just replace all four of the Bionic Woman's limbs. Brought to you once again by sportsfilter's own wfrazerjr.

posted by justgary to football at 01:04 PM - 16 comments

Patriots 37, Bengals 24. Nuh uh, it'll be the Magic Number, 38.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 02:06 PM on September 28

Well. At least the writing style is entertaining. The picks, that is another topic.

posted by Cave_Man at 03:39 PM on September 28

Hey Hoser, do yourself a favor, just use this for your Lock of the Week from here on out!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:28 PM on September 28

taffy-and-cotton-candy upchuck outside a Tilt-A-Whirl What did you do, swallow the entire 1970s sports archives of the NY Post?

posted by billsaysthis at 09:18 PM on September 29

It made me what I am today, Bill. Now if you excuse me, I think I can just get out of here in time to photograph Bill Cosby and Robert Culp!

posted by wfrazerjr at 07:44 AM on September 30

Wow. What a messed-up week.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:31 PM on September 30

Hey Hoser, do yourself a favor, just use this for your Lock of the Week from here on out! That pick lasted a long time. I agree with LBB, what a messed up week.

posted by urall cloolis at 12:44 AM on October 01

. Chargers 31, Chiefs 16. Well at least you were close on the score, just flip it!!!!! You might not want to be L.J but D-Bowe came to play along with the D. Looks like the Chiefs are not who you thought they were!!!!

posted by CHIEF FAN at 08:10 AM on October 01

Mr. CHIEF FAN, I would like to humbly submit to you the idea that one exclamation mark is almost always sufficient in providing emphasis to a point.

posted by apoch at 08:29 AM on October 01

The Chargers are really, really bad. Umm, A.J. Smith, they may have been only a team of Pro Bowlers when Marty was coaching them. I bet Marty and Donnie Edwards are pretty happy right now.

posted by bperk at 09:09 AM on October 01

ChiefFan, tread very lightly. As a fanatical Chief fan myself, I have to say that one good half does not a season make. The offense is still horrible. A team can not make a successful season out of a good defense and an average special teams unit.

posted by hawkguy at 09:13 AM on October 01

Well it isn't looking to good for my prediction at the moment. Of course, that isn't neccesarily a bad thing.

posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 02:31 PM on October 01

hawkguy, I understand that a half is not a season, but I do not believe the offense is is "horrible". With the addition of D-Bowe and when Eddie comes back to his well deserved #2 reciever spot we will be able to spread the offense out better and become less predictable which inturn will open up holes for LJ. To touch on the special team play we are only above avg in punting. Kickoff coverage and returns, not so much. Our defense on the other hand is going to be top 10. Are we ready to go to Arizona this year? No. But we do have a playoff team. I just would like to hear the national media state that the Chiefs beat the Chargers not the Chargers beat themselves. apoch thank you for the grammer lesson.

posted by CHIEF FAN at 05:00 PM on October 01

I will one-up you by saying that the Chiefs defense is top 5. I just don't think that our offense is enough to make us Ravens-like enough to get us to, let alone a victory in the Super one. (We have incredible problems at Safety, as well.)

posted by hawkguy at 05:50 PM on October 01

apoch thank you for the grammer lesson. Your irony, it is delicious indeed.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:20 AM on October 02

Speling and Grammer lessens fer Fanboy!!!

posted by tahoemoj at 02:10 PM on October 02

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