September 14, 2002

With the NBA season coming, One man builds the perfect player: Have you ever noticed Pau Gasol’s arms? Or Bobby Jackson’s feet? Sixers Director of Player Personnel Tony DiLeo has. In fact, he notices everything, about every player in the NBA, and what makes each one special. And while he’d like to have a team that embodies the incredible qualities and skills of Kobe, Shaq, Tracy, Allen, and Vince, he tells what he would steal from the league’s stars to build his complete player.

posted by carbs to basketball at 09:09 PM - 5 comments

I'm disappointed to see no player's caboose rate a mention. In the NBA, I don't think I've ever seen a player master the lane-clearing butt sweep better than Mark Aguirre with the Mavericks.

posted by rcade at 09:46 AM on September 15

And where's Michael Jordan's tongue? And Dikembe's index finger? Karl Malone's elbow? Dennis Rodman's hair? (And forehead?) ...

posted by ajax at 12:44 PM on September 15

This guy wasted his time, just give me MJ in his prime.

posted by jbou at 08:06 PM on September 15

Intangible: Sex drive - Wilt Chamberlain

posted by iconomy at 07:18 AM on September 16

Give me Charles Barkley's mouth over Jason Kidd's anyday.

posted by jmevius at 04:30 PM on September 19

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