04/19/24
November 17, 2006
The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week Eleven: NFL picks that think we should all just go ahead and surrender to the lifeforce-sucking beast that is the TomKat wedding.
Even in winning, the Cardinals lose.
posted by THX-1138 at 05:13 PM on November 17, 2006
Question: If I wager on the Cardinals -2.5, do I win, or lose? Do I have to pay the juice?
posted by tommybiden at 05:33 PM on November 17, 2006
Ya, who is suppose to win that game fraze?
posted by justgary at 07:15 PM on November 17, 2006
I figured Arizona is so horrible, even if they win, they lose. Pantheon, please adjust that pick to read Cardinals 24, Lions 20.
posted by wfrazerjr at 09:10 PM on November 17, 2006
Oh, fraze, sheesh. I always enjoy reading your columns, but that part about Angela Lansbury made me throw up in my mouth.
posted by MrFrisby at 09:33 PM on November 17, 2006
arizona is going to fire the coach soon
posted by urantiamichael at 05:32 AM on November 18, 2006
Hoser: Thought I taught you how to pick sure things last time you picked Denver over Indy."Always"take Colt's.Dallas,T.O......TO BAD......Colts win.
posted by goodknight at 07:37 AM on November 19, 2006
Hoser: Thought I taught you how to pick sure things last time you picked Denver over Indy."Always"take Colt's.Dallas,T.O......TO BAD......Colts win. Brilliant.
posted by justgary at 06:58 PM on November 19, 2006
Colts lose.My bad.
posted by goodknight at 07:22 PM on November 19, 2006
Well, they were bound to lose sooner or later.
posted by justgary at 08:25 PM on November 19, 2006
I am amazed and impressed that The Hoser called the Cowboys. Hats off, sir.
posted by Joey Michaels at 04:27 AM on November 20, 2006
For God's sakes, everyone cross your fingers for the Giants tonight. I put in two Pick Fours in my football pool @ $10 each. They were: Giants Cowboys Chargers Cardinals Giants Cowboys Chargers Bears If the Giants win tonight, it's probably $400-$500 in my pocket. Pray, damn you, PRAY!
posted by wfrazerjr at 09:15 AM on November 20, 2006
Well wfrazerjr, too bad the giants lost. You are not $400-$500 richer. Better luck next week?
posted by STUNNER at 11:54 PM on November 20, 2006
Cardinals 24, Cardinals 20. You know the Lions are terrible when they aren't even good enough to lose.