June 05, 2006

Move over, Annika: Kelly Kulick has become the first woman to reach fully exempt status on the Professional Bowlers Association Tour. Kulick finished sixth at the PBA's version of Q-School and rolled a perfect game during the event.

posted by wfrazerjr to other at 03:34 PM - 10 comments

This girl has not earned anything! PERIOD! What has she done? What has she won? I for one am sick and damn tired of hearing about her. Not only Wie Kulick, but having any woman play a PGA PBA event is a crock of shit! Look, I never said she wasn't impressive, I just don't think she is worthy of the breathless coverage to the exclusion of other golfers bowlers who are just as good as she is and who are actually WINNING. (Also, her periods will attract bears, and bears can't bowl either! Also girls are icky! They have cooties and stuff!)

posted by chicobangs at 03:47 PM on June 05

(Good on her. If she's rolling a 300 in the qualifier, she's obviously got the chops.)

posted by chicobangs at 03:49 PM on June 05

Oh no, bears! Biggest laugh in a long time chicobangs. Thanks.

posted by ursus_comiter at 03:54 PM on June 05

yeah thanks chicobangs, i spit pepsi all over my keyboard, ha ha

posted by yankee0758 at 03:58 PM on June 05

The bears can smell the menstration

posted by meatsfactor at 04:07 PM on June 05

Never trust a bowler that bleeds for days and doesn't die. Also, this is not a beer gut, it's a gas tank for sex.

posted by yerfatma at 04:09 PM on June 05

great post, chico! you have a charming way with sarcasm. But does she have a teddy bear back pack for her ball?

posted by steelergirl at 04:11 PM on June 05

You know, rereading that first comment (Ctrl-C & Ctrl-V are a hack comic's best friends), it just makes me sad. Given that the PWBA folded, I hope (and expect) there are more Kulicks out there. It sounds like the bowling world is more enlightened than the golf world on this stuff, and that's kind of depressing.

posted by chicobangs at 04:15 PM on June 05

I wonder if she's any relation to this guy.

posted by chicobangs at 06:01 PM on June 05

A perfect game? Damn! (I'm a "curt angle" who's no good with the pins!)

posted by curtangle at 11:11 PM on June 05

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